Assless Chaps
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Assless Chaps
This phrase popped up over on another thread and it got me to thinking: Isn't that kind of redundant? I mean, aren't all chaps assless? Set me straight on this if I'm wrong.
My theory is that people just like to say "assless chaps". I know I do. See them, no. Say the words out loud, yes.
My theory is that people just like to say "assless chaps". I know I do. See them, no. Say the words out loud, yes.
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Re: Assless Chaps
And so it is
Q: Are all chaps assless?
A: Chaps are sturdy coverings for the legs consisting of leggings and a belt. They have no seat and are not joined at the crotch.
Q: Are all chaps assless?
A: Chaps are sturdy coverings for the legs consisting of leggings and a belt. They have no seat and are not joined at the crotch.
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Re: Assless Chaps
Again, to clarify, I completely favor the custom of continuing to use the phrase, redundancy be damned.
I think TC should be Thursday night's opener in Athens, billed under the name "Assless Chaps". Not necessarily wearing assless chaps, though...
LIVE AT THE FABULOUS 40 WATT!
RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A SOLD OUT ENGAGEMENT AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES PYONGYANG!
THE ROOTS ROCK STYLINGS OF...
ASSLESS CHAPS!!!
I think TC should be Thursday night's opener in Athens, billed under the name "Assless Chaps". Not necessarily wearing assless chaps, though...
LIVE AT THE FABULOUS 40 WATT!
RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A SOLD OUT ENGAGEMENT AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES PYONGYANG!
THE ROOTS ROCK STYLINGS OF...
ASSLESS CHAPS!!!
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If Freddie Mercury was still alive we could just ask him.
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Re: Assless Chaps
littlemamma wrote:Remember those assless pants Prince wore?
were they chaps?
Those were pants sans ass. Leave it to Roger to make such a bold statement.
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oh yeah. I'm sure the image is burned into everyone's memory who was exposed to that image. no need to re-post.
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This thread is just plain wrong.
and yes I know it's my fault.
and yes I know it's my fault.
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
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Re: Assless Chaps
Assless Chaps Protocol
Yer doin' it wrong...
Yer doin' it right...
Yer doin' it wrong...
Yer doin' it right...
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Re: Assless Chaps
I gotta admit: When I think "assless chaps" Roth is the first thing that pops into my mind.
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drtpants wrote:I gotta admit: When I think "assless chaps" Roth is the first thing that pops into my mind.
That's why I had to put in the hot chick - a palate cleanser if you will to get Roth's ass out of my mind.
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Re: Assless Chaps
littlemamma wrote:Remember those assless pants Prince wore?
were they chaps?
Quite a few years back, I was walking down the street and this more than pleasantly plump woman was strutting her stuff down the street in the middle of the day in jeans that had the portion where the rear pockets would be. I have a picture of it somewhere...
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Huge fan of kevlar chaps. Came in very handy just recently.
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Re: Assless Chaps
You know, drtpnts is right. It is fun to say assless chaps. I suggest that if we do a big group picture at the 40 watt that rather than saying "cheese" for the pic we all say "assless chaps".
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:You know, drtpnts is right. It is fun to say assless chaps. I suggest that if we do a big group picture at the 40 watt that rather than saying "cheese" for the pic we all say "assless chaps".
Yeah, definitely. I'll remind you.
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Re: Assless Chaps
Tequila Cowboy wrote:You know, drtpnts is right. It is fun to say assless chaps. I suggest that if we do a big group picture at the 40 watt that rather than saying "cheese" for the pic we all say "assless chaps".
Just don't envision this when you say it:
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cortez the killer wrote:Tequila Cowboy wrote:You know, drtpnts is right. It is fun to say assless chaps. I suggest that if we do a big group picture at the 40 watt that rather than saying "cheese" for the pic we all say "assless chaps".
Just don't envision this when you say it:
Boy, Scott Stapp has really let himself go hasn't he?
Re: Assless Chaps
drtpants wrote:Again, to clarify, I completely favor the custom of continuing to use the phrase, redundancy be damned.
I think TC should be Thursday night's opener in Athens, billed under the name "Assless Chaps". Not necessarily wearing assless chaps, though...
LIVE AT THE FABULOUS 40 WATT!
RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A SOLD OUT ENGAGEMENT AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES PYONGYANG!
THE ROOTS ROCK STYLINGS OF...
ASSLESS CHAPS!!!
Assless Chaps debut album: Horses and relatives....
This is like asking me to dance to the sound of wolves mauling a reindeer.
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Re: Assless Chaps
cortez the killer wrote:Tequila Cowboy wrote:You know, drtpnts is right. It is fun to say assless chaps. I suggest that if we do a big group picture at the 40 watt that rather than saying "cheese" for the pic we all say "assless chaps".
Just don't envision this when you say it:
Cotter: Is this you? Just judging by your avatar...
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Unfortunately you are not the only one old enough to remember this, but plastic is really hot on ones' tukus
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Chaps are appropriate riding gear for the winter months into April and then again in late October. In the summer months the textile pants breath easier.
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Re: Assless Chaps
drtpants wrote:cortez the killer wrote:Tequila Cowboy wrote:You know, drtpnts is right. It is fun to say assless chaps. I suggest that if we do a big group picture at the 40 watt that rather than saying "cheese" for the pic we all say "assless chaps".
Just don't envision this when you say it:
Boy, Scott Stapp has really let himself go hasn't he?
I thought that would go over a lot better in here. Could it be that the DBT nation harbors closet Creed fans? Or did my quip offend folks on the grounds of it being an insult to Bears everywhere that I invoked the name of Stapp in reference to them?
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drtpants wrote:drtpants wrote:Boy, Scott Stapp has really let himself go hasn't he?
I thought that would go over a lot better in here. Could it be that the DBT nation harbors closet Creed fans? Or did my quip offend folks on the grounds of it being an insult to Bears everywhere that I invoked the name of Stapp in reference to them?
We're too cool to know who Scott Stapp is
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Beebs wrote:drtpants wrote:drtpants wrote:Boy, Scott Stapp has really let himself go hasn't he?
I thought that would go over a lot better in here. Could it be that the DBT nation harbors closet Creed fans? Or did my quip offend folks on the grounds of it being an insult to Bears everywhere that I invoked the name of Stapp in reference to them?
We're too cool to know who Scott Stapp is
Re: Assless Chaps
GuitarManUpstairs wrote:cortez the killer wrote:Tequila Cowboy wrote:You know, drtpnts is right. It is fun to say assless chaps. I suggest that if we do a big group picture at the 40 watt that rather than saying "cheese" for the pic we all say "assless chaps".
Just don't envision this when you say it:
Cotter: Is this you? Just judging by your avatar...
Can't tell, seems like the work barracuda is red 'x'ing the photo. Can you describe it? LOL?
This is like asking me to dance to the sound of wolves mauling a reindeer.
Re: Assless Chaps
Can someone PLEASE delete this thread. If I see that hairy guy's ass one more time, or that dude in the pink, I'm gonna jump off a fucking building.
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