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Unmasking ‘Wrinkles,’ the mysterious, creepy clown who punishes misbehaving kids for cash
holy shit!
holy shit!
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If you need the Jaws of Life to save your dick, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
truer words were never spoken
if you know what's good for you, you won't click on the link in the first comment...... or so I've heard
truer words were never spoken
if you know what's good for you, you won't click on the link in the first comment...... or so I've heard
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:If you need the Jaws of Life to save your dick, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
truer words were never spoken
if you know what's good for you, you won't click on the link in the first comment...... or so I've heard
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Fun for the whole family!
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Note to all cannibalistic, serial-killing 3DD'ers:
If you plan to keep photos on your phone of yourself eating your victims' dismembered body parts, it's best not to discard said phone on the side of a road. You're welcome.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wor ... ost&wpmm=1
If you plan to keep photos on your phone of yourself eating your victims' dismembered body parts, it's best not to discard said phone on the side of a road. You're welcome.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wor ... ost&wpmm=1
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you beat me to it.Clams wrote:Note to all cannibalistic, serial-killing 3DD'ers:
If you plan to keep photos on your phone of yourself eating your victims' dismembered body parts, it's best not to discard said phone on the side of a road. You're welcome.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wor ... ost&wpmm=1
your post reads like the lyrics to Me and Paul
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They laughed when I kept the one someone gave my dad:
It really improved NPR.
It really improved NPR.
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the recent Southpark take on Alexa was pretty goodJohn A Arkansawyer wrote:They laughed when I kept the one someone gave my dad:
It really improved NPR.
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Yeah, WTF indeed.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:Yeah, WTF indeed.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
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Judge Says ‘Overweight’ Teenage Sexual Assault Victim Was Probably ‘Flattered’ by the Attention From Her Assailant
Braun also suggested that the victim may have been “flattered” by the assault because she came from a sheltered background, and Figaro is good-looking, doesn’t look his age and “likes to wear cologne.”
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Braun also suggested that the victim may have been “flattered” by the assault because she came from a sheltered background, and Figaro is good-looking, doesn’t look his age and “likes to wear cologne.”
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posted this also over in politics:
holy shit! not sure if this is the appropriate thread for this. There has been a deadly school shooting in Corning, CA, which is just up the road from Chico and even closer to where Bovine Knievel lives in Red Bluff
holy shit! not sure if this is the appropriate thread for this. There has been a deadly school shooting in Corning, CA, which is just up the road from Chico and even closer to where Bovine Knievel lives in Red Bluff
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Oddly enough, this did not happen in Florida or Philadelphia:
Two accidentally shot in church while discussing church shootings
Two accidentally shot in church while discussing church shootings
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Report: Gene Simmons Banned From Fox News for Lewd Behavior, Bopping People on the Head
One of Simmons’ recommendations in On Power, according to a recent Forbes interview with Simmons, goes something along these lines: “Power and money is the ability to make your own decisions about your own happiness, ambitions and other issues, without worrying as much about repercussions.” Perhaps a mantra along these lines was running through his head when, after shooting a Fox & Friends segment about the book, Simmons reportedly burst into a staff meeting in Fox News’ New York City office, hiked up his shirt, made lewd remarks, and traipsed around the conference room “bopping” two Fox News staffers on the head with a copy of his book.
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I don't know why this made me so happy, but it did:
Some Lines, On the Occasion of a MARTA Bus Ruining the Weather Channel’s Shot of the Georgia Dome at the Precise Moment It Imploded
Some Lines, On the Occasion of a MARTA Bus Ruining the Weather Channel’s Shot of the Georgia Dome at the Precise Moment It Imploded
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You really have to wonder why women don't just cut our peckers off while we sleep.
Matt Lauer Accused of Sexual Harassment by Multiple Women
Matt Lauer Accused of Sexual Harassment by Multiple Women
As the co-host of NBC’s “Today,” Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her, which left her mortified.
On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything, visibly shaken, he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act.
He would sometimes quiz female producers about who they’d slept with, offering to trade names. And he loved to engage in a crass quiz game with men and women in the office: “f—, marry, or kill,” in which he would identify the female co-hosts that he’d most like to sleep with.
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Garrison Keillor as well
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cards on table: always thought he was creepy as fuckZip City wrote:Garrison Keillor as well
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I never understood the appeal. I thought he was a mush-mouthed borewhatwouldcooleydo? wrote:cards on table: always thought he was creepy as fuckZip City wrote:Garrison Keillor as well
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yeah, I never got it eitherZip City wrote:I never understood the appeal. I thought he was a mush-mouthed borewhatwouldcooleydo? wrote:cards on table: always thought he was creepy as fuckZip City wrote:Garrison Keillor as well
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I liked a lot about his show, especially before I got tired of him doing the same schtick over and over, but the new version with Chris Thile is much better. Better music and more of it, still with skits but without the looooonnnnngggg monologues (which I liked, before I got tired of etc etc) and, best of all, no aged host with a sub-par singing voice doing duets with every sweet young thing who got on the show. Talk about creepy!whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:cards on table: always thought he was creepy as fuckZip City wrote:Garrison Keillor as well
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Amazon: No shit!
This is what happens in the gig economy, when there's no union steward and no HR department to get you a poop break.
This is what happens in the gig economy, when there's no union steward and no HR department to get you a poop break.
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This one's got it all: Preacher/Politician. Molestation. Suicide. Arson. Church with bikers and beer. False 9/11 claims. "Blame it on Satan."
Kentucky lawmaker who was accused of molesting a teenage girl likely killed himself
Long, sordid article about said Kentucky lawmaker (well worth reading)
Kentucky lawmaker who was accused of molesting a teenage girl likely killed himself
Long, sordid article about said Kentucky lawmaker (well worth reading)
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"SUSTAINED GENITAL EDEMA AFTER PLACING A PIECE OF PVC PIPE ON HIS PENIS BEFORE AN ORGY SIX DAYS AGO". Ummm, I know I'm pretty unhip, but assuming that there is ever a situation when placing a piece of PVC pipe on one's penis is appropriate or sensible, why the heck would one do so before an orgy?
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Ours is not to wonder why, Bubba. Ours is not to wonder why...beantownbubba wrote:"SUSTAINED GENITAL EDEMA AFTER PLACING A PIECE OF PVC PIPE ON HIS PENIS BEFORE AN ORGY SIX DAYS AGO". Ummm, I know I'm pretty unhip, but assuming that there is ever a situation when placing a piece of PVC pipe on one's penis is appropriate or sensible, why the heck would one do so before an orgy?
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A cautionary tale, gentlemen: always wear gloves when chopping superhot peppers like Reapers or Ghosties. If you don't wear gloves, soak your hands in whole milk before taking a leak. And here's your free bonus lesson: your partner may not appreciate the residual capsaicin on your lips when engaging in consensual adult activities after eating said superhots, then eating other things.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:2017: The Year in Dick Pain
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