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John A Arkansawyer
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by John A Arkansawyer » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:23 pm
cortez the killer wrote: tinnitus photography wrote: cortez the killer wrote: Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ. Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?
asking for a friend?
Exposed.
Indecent exposure is typically a small fine and a deferred sentence. This is more serious.
And speaking of serious things: Is Animal Sex Organ better as a band name or an album title?
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by beantownbubba » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:34 pm
In order for their to be a crime called sexual gratification w/ an animal sex organ, there has to be enough behavior that an entire legislature plus a governor thinks there needs to be a law against it. Just sayin'.
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by tinnitus photography » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:43 pm
John A Arkansawyer wrote: cortez the killer wrote: tinnitus photography wrote: asking for a friend?
Exposed.
Indecent exposure is typically a small fine and a deferred sentence. This is more serious.
And speaking of serious things: Is Animal Sex Organ better as a band name or an album title?
maybe Ben Chasny should start an alternate band.... Sex Organs Of Admittance.
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by RolanK » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:28 pm
Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?
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by Zip City » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:31 pm
RolanK wrote: Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?
Starring Patterson Hood, yes
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by Flea » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:52 pm
RolanK wrote: Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?
It would have looked good on a marquee:
Opening Tonight Horsepussy
Now it's dark.
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by John A Arkansawyer » Sat Oct 22, 2016 3:53 pm
The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be
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by Tequila Cowboy » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:39 pm
I just found out that there was a band called The Butless Chaps. Kind of brings this thread full circle.
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by Beebs » Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:15 am
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by John A Arkansawyer » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:40 pm
For the shyer among us:
VIDEO
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by schlanky » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:01 pm
John A Arkansawyer wrote:
but where would you wear it?
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Never seem to be on time....
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by John A Arkansawyer » Thu Jul 30, 2020 6:39 am
I'm sure we've all been there:
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by beantownbubba » Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:07 pm
Yeah, it was.
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by John A Arkansawyer » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:03 am
If you wear assess chaps, you must buy this!
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“Butt blush exists now, it’s a thing you can buy, so why the hell not?” reads the digital advertisement, which also asks, “Seriously, who’s gonna stop us?”
The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be