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RevMatt wrote:
beantownbubba wrote:
RevMatt wrote: I really don't date in the cold weather.


Never heard anything like that. Why?

Because I am a lazy person who can't stand walking across an icy, windy parking lot at night just to get in a restaurant. I'd rather snuggle up on the couch with someone but if I ain't got no one, I'll snuggle up on my own and watch dvd's by my lonesome and listen to the wind howl outside. If I ain't going steady by the first week of December I go on hiatus until March. Not too bad. You save money on Christmas and Valentines presents this way. I always manage to screw up Valentines Day anyhow. I either forget all about it or buy a big ass box of chocolates when the woman is on a diet.


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Penny Lane wrote:steampunk clothing is perfect for winter!? all those layers and corsets...no wonder you two didn't click..


It is difficult enough to unhook a bra with just two eye hooks. Corsetts have something like 25 on them. It would take me an hour and a half just to get to second base. Sweats may not be sexy, but it takes less than ten seconds to go from fully clothed to naked. Efficiency counts for something.
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Clams wrote:
RevMatt wrote:Because I am a lazy person who can't stand walking across an icy, windy parking lot at night just to get in a restaurant. I'd rather snuggle up on the couch with someone but if I ain't got no one, I'll snuggle up on my own and watch dvd's by my lonesome and listen to the wind howl outside. If I ain't going steady by the first week of December I go on hiatus until March. Not too bad. You save money on Christmas and Valentines presents this way. I always manage to screw up Valentines Day anyhow. I either forget all about it or buy a big ass box of chocolates when the woman is on a diet.


Kind of like how a bear hibernates.

He's big across the middle and he's broad across the rump. Making 90 miles and hour taking 30 feet a jump. He ain't never been caught he ain't never been tree'd. Some folks say he looks a lot like me.
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A girl in one of my writing workshops wrote an article about steampunk culture last week. Most of the class was competely bewildered, but not me. Who says this place can't be educational? :D
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RevMatt wrote:It is difficult enough to unhook a bra with just two eye hooks.

I respectfully disagree.

RevMatt wrote:Corsetts have something like 25 on them. It would take me an hour and a half just to get to second base

Bring it on
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RevMatt wrote:
Penny Lane wrote: It is difficult enough to unhook a bra with just two eye hooks.


Yikes bro. Tipped yer hand a bit there. ;) :mrgreen:
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Cotter wrote:
RevMatt wrote:It is difficult enough to unhook a bra with just two eye hooks.


Yikes bro. Tipped yer hand a bit there. ;) :mrgreen:[/quote]
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I know monsieur francais is kind of busy these days, so let me save him the trouble.

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RevMatt wrote:
Penny Lane wrote:steampunk clothing is perfect for winter!? all those layers and corsets...no wonder you two didn't click..


It is difficult enough to unhook a bra with just two eye hooks. Corsetts have something like 25 on them.


Here is a tip, practice the bra un-hooking on a high back kitchen/dinning room chair. Or have a teenage boy show you.

Secret to the corsett, if you untie them in the back they slide right off, not that I have any working knowledge of this. Think I show it in a show or something on HBO ;)
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Flea wrote:
Tequila Cowboy wrote:Image



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So Flea is that a "you would so tap the azz" missing comment, cause I know I would ;)
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The Black Canary wrote:
Flea wrote:
Tequila Cowboy wrote:Image



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So Flea is that a "you would so tap the azz" missing comment, cause I know I would ;)



That's right! She's so hot I'd tap that gun if she were holding it in the proper location.
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sept 18....
today is march 7th
nearly 6 months
saw it lots of time, never needed to read. had no clue what steampunk was.

today
read all 7 pages.
woah.

thoughts:

i need to look up the abbreviations, but didn't

totally understood the part about the kid and the dating and the peeved ex

love bumper stickers

don't know shit about witches

enjoyed cotter's comments about religion

am currently packing about an extra 20 ( speaking of bears and hibernating) so corsets are out

love the tom robbins book with the belly dancers in it

smitty's comment about golden showers made me think of r. kelly ( i bought a shirt at pitchfork: it has r. kelly is paul stanley make up. reads: piss)
can't bring myself to wear it in public, but i really love the shirt

my students are taking their standardized tests and i am responding to a trucker's message board about midlife dating, reverends and industrial goth chicks

loved the abe lincoln photo.

alright
back to the what i am listening to thread.

carry on ...

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Your steampunk image of the day. Nothing like a girl with a giant wrench.
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Almost finished with my top hat!!!! Just a feather or two and she is done!!!!

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Tequila Cowboy wrote:Image

Your steampunk image of the day. Nothing like a girl with a giant wrench.


I've got some nuts she could undo. Im just saying
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The Black Canary wrote:Almost finished with my top hat!!!! Just a feather or two and she is done!!!!

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Had my corset re-fitted tonight!!!! So excited!!!! pics will follow once I am all done up!!!! Now thinking about the tool!!! Non-electric tool might needed now!!! My creative juices are flowing, so loving the fantasy of this!!!! Doctor Livingston I presume!!!! :D
Also acquired fishnet fingerless knee length gloves yes yes yes !!!!! :D :D :D :D

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The Black Canary wrote:Had my corset re-fitted tonight!!!! So excited!!!! pics will follow once I am all done up!!!! Now thinking about the tool!!! Non-electric tool might needed now!!! My creative juices are flowing, so loving the fantasy of this!!!! Doctor Livingston I presume!!!! :D
Also acquired fishnet fingerless knee length gloves yes yes yes !!!!! :D :D :D :D

http://steamrevolution.com/beta.html

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RevMatt wrote:
The Black Canary wrote:Had my corset re-fitted tonight!!!! So excited!!!! pics will follow once I am all done up!!!! Now thinking about the tool!!! Non-electric tool might needed now!!! My creative juices are flowing, so loving the fantasy of this!!!! Doctor Livingston I presume!!!! :D
Also acquired fishnet fingerless knee length gloves yes yes yes !!!!! :D :D :D :D

http://steamrevolution.com/beta.html

So glad this thread inspired you. If you see that chick I dated last fall, say hello for me.


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The Black Canary wrote:Also acquired fishnet fingerless knee length gloves yes yes yes !!!!! :D :D :D :D

Ummm...oh, nevermind.

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scotto wrote:
The Black Canary wrote:Also acquired fishnet fingerless knee length gloves yes yes yes !!!!! :D :D :D :D

Ummm...oh, nevermind.

see so excited about this elbow length gloves :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Steampunk and Boston Arts & Crafts show this weekend I am all in a tizzy!!!! and then the Lycan thing wow!!! What is a girl to do :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Don't forget your fighting trousers.

Not forever, just for now.

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'Scratch wrote:Don't forget your fighting trousers.


I am not wearing trousers. Totally scored on a skirt that is right out of Morticia Adams circa 1910, thing going for it and it goes well with my coreset. Why would I even want to wear trousers!!???? I like being a woman and looking like one (most days ;) ) and you wouldn't be able to see my paratrooper boots with trousers!!! What is wrong with you!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


to quote Unlce Teddy (Kennedy) "I came to this party with no pants and I shall this party with no pants"

now panties, that is for another time, place and blog ;) ;)
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SO MUCH TO DO AND SO LITTLE TIME TO DO IT ALL!!!!!


AND THIS IS JUST SATURDAY, WONT'T BE MAKING IT TO HIGH TEA ON SUNDAY, TOTALLY BUMMED!!!!
11AM-Noon Prep Period Fashion Show
Noon-1PM Fashion Show The Graces Eli August
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Lucretia Jon Hermann
Hall by Franklin Pierce
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Steampunk: Victorian Science Fiction?
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Presentation on the Roots of Steampunk by Matt Delman.
Pirates: Past, Present and Steampunk by Everett Soares
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Hurdy Gurdy Petting Zoo Presented by Diabolis In Musica
Team Deadliest Game! Presented by The Wandering Legion
Filk
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Adventures In Steampunk! Steampunk Personas through Dance presented by Tempest
History of Steampunk by Elln of CRMI
Honour Amongst Thieves Sideshow
Steampunk Art Moderated by Dr. Grymm
Native Steampunk by Monique Poirier
Victorian Aesthetic in Visual Media Presented by Ausitin Sirkin
Wyck uses a Bull Whip!
Diabolis in Musica
Coresting 101 Presenting by Dina of Cloak and Dagger
Race And Gender in Steampunk Moderated by Austin Sirkin, Featuring Leanna Renee Hieber, Monique Poirier ______
Prep for Murder Mystery
Live Reading of War of Worlds Script with Chris Smith (and audience members)
Zalikir The Magician
Matt DeBlass
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Is that SP? Presented by The Wandering Legion
Gears and Transistors; Steampunk Meets Cyberpunk by The Vagabonds
Murder Mystery Dinner presented by Dante Project thanks to Unorothodox Arts Foundation
I am Steampunk
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Honour Amongst Thieves
Wyck Spits Fire!
Lady Azeria, Baloon Twister Extraordinaire!
Steamy Shorts: Steampunk Short Plays (This has to stay where it is)
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Writing a Steampunk Graphic Novel Presented by Everett Soares
Zalikir The Magician
Steampunk Short plays deconstruction and setup for Cabarave II
Calhoun's Saloon!
Steampunk and Elitism presented by Austin Sirkin
A.S.S Titilis
Ask The Educated Ape LIVE! With Rupert Cornelius
Cabarave II
Steampunk and Left-Wing Politics presented by Danial Holzman Tweed
Post Apoc Presented by The Wandering Legion
Swagger 101 Presented by A Count Named Slickbrass
Calhoun's Saloon
Tempest's Metropolis Presentation 8:05-8:15
Psyche Corporation 8:15-8:45
Mighty Tiny 9:00-10:00
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Eli August 10:45:11:30
Nathanial Johnstone 11:30-12:30
Platform One 12:45-whenever they want to end
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This Way To The Egress 12:00- 12:45
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