If the headline says "tools for evaluating the omicron risk" or "how to think about the risks from omicron" or "how has omicron changed your risk profile?" or anything similar, the article will contain no useful tools, no guidance as to how to think about the virus and risks and only the barest, least useful amount of information about how omicron has changed the game.

Now here's some advice you can take to the bank: If you don't know, say you don't know.