This forum is for talking about non-music-related stuff that the DBT fanbase might be interested in. This is not the place for inside jokes and BS. Take that crap to some other board.
Teeny bopper, My teenage Lover,
I caught your waves last night,
It set my mind a wond' rin'
You're such a groove, please
Don't move,
Please stay in my love house by
The river.
Son, this ain't a dream no more, it's the real thing
In this town television shuts off at two
What can a lonely rock and roller do?
The bed's so big and the sheets are clean
Your girlfriend said that you were 19
The styrofoam ice bucket's full of ice
Come up to my motel room, treat me nice
I don't wanna make no late night New York calls
And I don't wanna stare at them ugly grass mat walls
Chronologically I know you're young
But when you kissed me in the club you bit my tongue
I'll write a song for you and put it on my next L.P
Come up to my motel room, sleep with me
There's a Bible in the drawer don't be afraid
I'll put up the sign to warn the cleanup maid
There's lots of soap and lots of towels
Never mind those desk clerk's scowls
I'll buy you breakfast, they'll think you're my wife
Come up to my motel room, save my life
I thought this was actually written by Alex Chilton, but it turns out it was Loudon Wainright.
His facial expression is terrifying. He's basically the equine Chucky.