Couldn't find only in Florida thread
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Couldn't find only in Florida thread
And I can't copy and paste so you'll just have to take my word for it but
man taken hostage in Florida escapes by swimming croc infested mote
man taken hostage in Florida escapes by swimming croc infested mote
and that pussy Alec Baldwin blew that girl away, and speaking of pussy Steve got it all!
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Couldn't find that one, but this is along the same lines...
https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181 ... ate=ampart
https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181 ... ate=ampart
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If we are going to start an 'only in Florida' thread, Jon is going to need to increase bandwidth/storage for 3DD.
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True that. I love the Florida mugshot galleries you see from time to time. Those are hilarious!pearlbeer wrote:If we are going to start an 'only in Florida' thread, Jon is going to need to increase bandwidth/storage for 3DD.
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I believe the"WTF of the day..."-thread is 30-40% Florida Man-content.
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Any new such thread must be named "WTF--What The?...oh, Florida."RolanK wrote:I believe the"WTF of the day..."-thread is 30-40% Florida Man-content.
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Same story just a differant perspective.MadMike0351 wrote:Couldn't find that one, but this is along the same lines...
https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181 ... ate=ampart
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I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it
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Close, but wrong state.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=8822
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Haha, I remember reading about that! Definitely a shitty situation.LBRod wrote:Close, but wrong state.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it
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Florida Woman Speaks Out!
Remember! Codeword: Trampoline
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I hope I don't get behind her in line at the 40 Watt!!!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/officials-wo ... 27577.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/officials-wo ... 27577.html
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Florida man, meet Florida gator!
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Re: Couldn't find only in Florida thread
would have guessed Alabama, but it's the panhandle, so close enough
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When I was younger I lived right down the road from Pensacola in LA and it weren't no differant.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
would have guessed Alabama, but it's the panhandle, so close enough
In fact I had some cousins that lived in Pensacola and they were hot
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Florida man force-feeds beer to Florida gator because Florida
Talk about burying the lede:
(The brand was unreported.)
Talk about burying the lede:
(The brand was unreported.)
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Who keeps their crack pipe in their ass(crack)?
I am sharing primarily due to this piece of world-class journalism:
“As I continued searching (the woman) I was able to feel an item in between her buttocks,” the affidavit states.
Buttocks, also known as the hindquarters, derrière or gluteus maximus, are “either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk,” according to dictionary.com
In general, the cramped vertical space between the buttocks is not commonly used to store items, and in particular, not things that are placed into the mouth.
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That’s when deputies reported plucking the crack pipe, which had black residue, from the woman’s posterior.
I am sharing primarily due to this piece of world-class journalism:
“As I continued searching (the woman) I was able to feel an item in between her buttocks,” the affidavit states.
Buttocks, also known as the hindquarters, derrière or gluteus maximus, are “either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk,” according to dictionary.com
In general, the cramped vertical space between the buttocks is not commonly used to store items, and in particular, not things that are placed into the mouth.
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That’s when deputies reported plucking the crack pipe, which had black residue, from the woman’s posterior.
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^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.
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Found the “things stuck up ass” trutherscotto wrote:^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.
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The truth is always important, even when referring to sticking things up your ass. And then maybe especially so.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Found the “things stuck up ass” trutherscotto wrote:^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.
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Happy birthday to you, Florida Man!
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I’m going to Key Largo next week. Recommendations?
I’d love to drive to Key West, but it’s not in the cards this time!
I’d love to drive to Key West, but it’s not in the cards this time!