• Couldn't find only in Florida thread

Posted: **Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:15 am**

And I can't copy and paste so you'll just have to take my word for it but
man taken hostage in Florida escapes by swimming croc infested mote

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:47 pm**

Couldn't find that one, but this is along the same lines...

https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181 ... ate=ampart

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:11 pm**

If we are going to start an 'only in Florida' thread, Jon is going to need to increase bandwidth/storage for 3DD.

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:26 pm**

pearlbeer wrote:If we are going to start an 'only in Florida' thread, Jon is going to need to increase bandwidth/storage for 3DD.

True that. I love the Florida mugshot galleries you see from time to time. Those are hilarious!

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:41 pm**

I believe the"WTF of the day..."-thread is 30-40% Florida Man-content.

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:53 pm**

RolanK wrote:I believe the"WTF of the day..."-thread is 30-40% Florida Man-content.

Any new such thread must be named "WTF--What The?...oh, Florida."

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:22 pm**

This "show" and fits the Only in Florida thing pretty well.

https://youtu.be/AeInbrMNdwU

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:37 am**

MadMike0351 wrote:Couldn't find that one, but this is along the same lines...

https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181 ... ate=ampart

Same story just a differant perspective.

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:11 pm**

I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:43 pm**

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it

Close, but wrong state.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=8822

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:35 pm**

LBRod wrote:
whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it
Close, but wrong state.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=8822

Haha, I remember reading about that! Definitely a shitty situation.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:02 am**

Florida Woman Speaks Out!

Remember! Codeword: Trampoline

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:27 pm**

I hope I don't get behind her in line at the 40 Watt!!!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/officials-wo ... 27577.html

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:40 pm**

Florida man, meet Florida gator!

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:05 pm**

would have guessed Alabama, but it's the panhandle, so close enough

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:00 am**

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

would have guessed Alabama, but it's the panhandle, so close enough

When I was younger I lived right down the road from Pensacola in LA and it weren't no differant.
In fact I had some cousins that lived in Pensacola and they were hot

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:33 pm**

Florida man force-feeds beer to Florida gator because Florida

Talk about burying the lede:

(The brand was unreported.)

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:37 pm**

Who keeps their crack pipe in their ass(crack)?

I am sharing primarily due to this piece of world-class journalism:

“As I continued searching (the woman) I was able to feel an item in between her buttocks,” the affidavit states.

Buttocks, also known as the hindquarters, derrière or gluteus maximus, are “either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk,” according to dictionary.com

In general, the cramped vertical space between the buttocks is not commonly used to store items, and in particular, not things that are placed into the mouth.

Also:

That’s when deputies reported plucking the crack pipe, which had black residue, from the woman’s posterior.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:05 am**

^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:18 pm**

scotto wrote:^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.

Found the “things stuck up ass” truther

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:46 pm**

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
scotto wrote:^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.
Found the “things stuck up ass” truther

The truth is always important, even when referring to sticking things up your ass. And then maybe especially so.

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:08 am**

Happy birthday to you, Florida Man!

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2023 9:35 pm**

I’m going to Key Largo next week. Recommendations?

I’d love to drive to Key West, but it’s not in the cards this time!

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