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Couldn't find only in Florida thread

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And I can't copy and paste so you'll just have to take my word for it but
man taken hostage in Florida escapes by swimming croc infested mote
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?

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Couldn't find that one, but this is along the same lines...

https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181 ... ate=ampart

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If we are going to start an 'only in Florida' thread, Jon is going to need to increase bandwidth/storage for 3DD.
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pearlbeer wrote:If we are going to start an 'only in Florida' thread, Jon is going to need to increase bandwidth/storage for 3DD.
True that. I love the Florida mugshot galleries you see from time to time. Those are hilarious!

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I believe the"WTF of the day..."-thread is 30-40% Florida Man-content.
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RolanK wrote:I believe the"WTF of the day..."-thread is 30-40% Florida Man-content.
Any new such thread must be named "WTF--What The?...oh, Florida."
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This "show" and fits the Only in Florida thing pretty well.

https://youtu.be/AeInbrMNdwU

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MadMike0351 wrote:Couldn't find that one, but this is along the same lines...

https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181 ... ate=ampart
Same story just a differant perspective.
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?

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I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it :lol:
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it :lol:
Close, but wrong state.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=8822
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LBRod wrote:
whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:I could have sworn there was a “Florida, you shithole” thread, I guess I hallucinated it :lol:
Close, but wrong state.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=8822
Haha, I remember reading about that! Definitely a shitty situation.

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Florida Woman Speaks Out!



Remember! Codeword: Trampoline
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I hope I don't get behind her in line at the 40 Watt!!! :lol:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/officials-wo ... 27577.html

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Florida man, meet Florida gator!

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Image

would have guessed Alabama, but it's the panhandle, so close enough
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Image

would have guessed Alabama, but it's the panhandle, so close enough
When I was younger I lived right down the road from Pensacola in LA and it weren't no differant.
In fact I had some cousins that lived in Pensacola and they were hot ;)
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?

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Florida man force-feeds beer to Florida gator because Florida

Talk about burying the lede:

(The brand was unreported.)
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Who keeps their crack pipe in their ass(crack)?

I am sharing primarily due to this piece of world-class journalism:

“As I continued searching (the woman) I was able to feel an item in between her buttocks,” the affidavit states.

Buttocks, also known as the hindquarters, derrière or gluteus maximus, are “either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk,” according to dictionary.com


In general, the cramped vertical space between the buttocks is not commonly used to store items, and in particular, not things that are placed into the mouth.

:shock: :lol: :roll:

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That’s when deputies reported plucking the crack pipe, which had black residue, from the woman’s posterior.
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^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.

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scotto wrote:^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.
Found the “things stuck up ass” truther :lol:
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
scotto wrote:^ In prison that's called "keistering," but usually refers to actually in rather than between.
Found the “things stuck up ass” truther :lol:
The truth is always important, even when referring to sticking things up your ass. And then maybe especially so.

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Happy birthday to you, Florida Man!

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I’m going to Key Largo next week. Recommendations?

I’d love to drive to Key West, but it’s not in the cards this time!

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