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https://slate.com/news-and-politics/201 ... abama.html
A “poop train” with millions of pounds of excrement carted in from New York has been stuck in a rural Alabama town for months now in regulatory purgatory, and no one knows when it will leave.
The town of Parrish, Alabama, population 982, has been taken over by the stench, which residents describe as more of a rotting carcass smell with a whiff of human waste, due to the way it was treated. (It’s technically called “biosolids.”) The train is stuck in a rail yard next to a softball field. People can’t sit outside, children can’t play outside, and the town is considering rescheduling little league games. The threat of the summer heat looms.
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According to the AP, it’s common for Northern states to ship their waste to rural areas in the South, and landfills on inexpensive land can make good money from the practice. An Alabama attorney general once described one of Alabama’s landfills as “America’s biggest industrial pay toilet.”
Wonder if the train is named The General Sherman???
Also, this would make a good Weird Al song, to the tune of Peace Train
A “poop train” with millions of pounds of excrement carted in from New York has been stuck in a rural Alabama town for months now in regulatory purgatory, and no one knows when it will leave.
The town of Parrish, Alabama, population 982, has been taken over by the stench, which residents describe as more of a rotting carcass smell with a whiff of human waste, due to the way it was treated. (It’s technically called “biosolids.”) The train is stuck in a rail yard next to a softball field. People can’t sit outside, children can’t play outside, and the town is considering rescheduling little league games. The threat of the summer heat looms.
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According to the AP, it’s common for Northern states to ship their waste to rural areas in the South, and landfills on inexpensive land can make good money from the practice. An Alabama attorney general once described one of Alabama’s landfills as “America’s biggest industrial pay toilet.”
Wonder if the train is named The General Sherman???
Also, this would make a good Weird Al song, to the tune of Peace Train
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The fourth great Alabama icon.
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scotto wrote:The fourth great Alabama icon.
Runaway Poop Train
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I was thinking the theme to Soul Train.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Also, this would make a good Weird Al song, to the tune of Peace Train
The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be
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Kind of gives new meaning to Buttholeville, doesn't it?
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In a surprising turn of events, the ten million pounds of human feces being stored in Walker County has been elected to the United States House of Representatives.
http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/201 ... ed_to.html
http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/201 ... ed_to.html
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Still better than Jeff Sessions and the Goat Fuckerschlanky wrote:In a surprising turn of events, the ten million pounds of human feces being stored in Walker County has been elected to the United States House of Representatives.
http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/201 ... ed_to.html
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or Assholes.Tequila Cowboy wrote:Kind of gives new meaning to Buttholeville, doesn't it?
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Lowndes Co is indeed very poor. Part of the Black Belt.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Alabama, you literal shithole
Lowndes County, Ala.: The Place God Forgot
reading this made me very
Try visiting nearby Selma sometime. That will make you sad too. I was there for the first time in (then) 47 years to see Hood. Very historic visiting the marchers museum and driving over the Edmund Pettus bridge. Besides a few nice churches and buildings downtown near the venue, not much else.
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Alabama Musician Whines About Being ‘Completely Screwed’ After Threatening to Shoot Immigrant Families on Social Media
“I’ll tell ya what I’ll volunteer to shoot their asses when they approach the border. Problem solved. No more illegal fucks coming in here. Period,” the post read. “I don’t give a shit about them, their kids, their shitty life or asylum. I care about American kids and American families. You’ve got to be a complete idiot to not get it, but then again we are talking about the libtard agenda. Liberalism is a mental disorder and I’m damn sure glad that I’m not dumb shit.”
Alabama Musician Whines About Being ‘Completely Screwed’ After Threatening to Shoot Immigrant Families on Social Media
“I’ll tell ya what I’ll volunteer to shoot their asses when they approach the border. Problem solved. No more illegal fucks coming in here. Period,” the post read. “I don’t give a shit about them, their kids, their shitty life or asylum. I care about American kids and American families. You’ve got to be a complete idiot to not get it, but then again we are talking about the libtard agenda. Liberalism is a mental disorder and I’m damn sure glad that I’m not dumb shit.”
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From WWCD's link above:
One canceled gig was at Pablo’s Restaurante & Cantina (the irony never ends), in Birmingham’s Shops of Colonnade shopping center. The restaurant manager, Putu Primanta, told AL.com that he canceled McCain’s show, scheduled for Tuesday, in response to the backlash.
“I’m an immigrant myself. I’m from Indonesia and I work in the Mexican restaurant here, and I’m doing the booking for the restaurant,” Primanta said Tuesday afternoon. “Our clientele is from many different backgrounds, and I was afraid it was going to hurt our business. I’m just here trying to make a living and be friends with everybody.”
This restaurant is about five minutes from my house. The next time we're in there, I'm gonna thank them.
One canceled gig was at Pablo’s Restaurante & Cantina (the irony never ends), in Birmingham’s Shops of Colonnade shopping center. The restaurant manager, Putu Primanta, told AL.com that he canceled McCain’s show, scheduled for Tuesday, in response to the backlash.
“I’m an immigrant myself. I’m from Indonesia and I work in the Mexican restaurant here, and I’m doing the booking for the restaurant,” Primanta said Tuesday afternoon. “Our clientele is from many different backgrounds, and I was afraid it was going to hurt our business. I’m just here trying to make a living and be friends with everybody.”
This restaurant is about five minutes from my house. The next time we're in there, I'm gonna thank them.
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Phil McCain, another who needs this primerschlanky wrote:From WWCD's link above:
One canceled gig was at Pablo’s Restaurante & Cantina (the irony never ends), in Birmingham’s Shops of Colonnade shopping center. The restaurant manager, Putu Primanta, told AL.com that he canceled McCain’s show, scheduled for Tuesday, in response to the backlash.
“I’m an immigrant myself. I’m from Indonesia and I work in the Mexican restaurant here, and I’m doing the booking for the restaurant,” Primanta said Tuesday afternoon. “Our clientele is from many different backgrounds, and I was afraid it was going to hurt our business. I’m just here trying to make a living and be friends with everybody.”
This restaurant is about five minutes from my house. The next time we're in there, I'm gonna thank them.
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I used to work at BellSouth there--I guess it's all AT&T now, if it's still there--and we'd walk down to the restaurants down a long, long outdoors staircase. My memory is fuzzy sometimes: Is that the same part of Colonnade?schlanky wrote:This restaurant is about five minutes from my house. The next time we're in there, I'm gonna thank them.
The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be
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schlanky wrote:The Duality of the Southern Thing:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/austin-per ... -homeless/
Wow! This kid sounds awesome. I love to hear good news. Thanks for sharing!
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Alabama has competition now: San Francisco had twenty pounds of feces stapled to its chest.
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Love each other, Motherfuckers!
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And of course the squirrel is named DeezNutzpearlbeer wrote:There has to be a Cooley song in here:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... ec5239a2b7
This would have made a great Jerry Clower bit
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Oh, I thought that this was going to be about Roy Moore running for Senate.
What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard
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Roy Moore, meth-addled squirrel--what's the difference?beantownbubba wrote:Oh, I thought that this was going to be about Roy Moore running for Senate.
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The meth-addled squirrel didn't sexually abuse children.John A Arkansawyer wrote:Roy Moore, meth-addled squirrel--what's the difference?beantownbubba wrote:Oh, I thought that this was going to be about Roy Moore running for Senate.
Deeznutz for Senate!
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Talk about a Jerry Clower bit...John A Arkansawyer wrote:Roy Moore, meth-addled squirrel--what's the difference?beantownbubba wrote:Oh, I thought that this was going to be about Roy Moore running for Senate.
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HAWWWWW!scotto wrote:Talk about a Jerry Clower bit...John A Arkansawyer wrote:Roy Moore, meth-addled squirrel--what's the difference?beantownbubba wrote:Oh, I thought that this was going to be about Roy Moore running for Senate.
I've told this before: the first album I ever bought with my own scrilla was a Jerry Clower record, at Ernest Tubb's Record Store in Nashville. It was just after Stringbean was murdered, I remember vividly how people were still really on edge
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The saga continues:pearlbeer wrote:The meth-addled squirrel didn't sexually abuse children.John A Arkansawyer wrote:Roy Moore, meth-addled squirrel--what's the difference?beantownbubba wrote:Oh, I thought that this was going to be about Roy Moore running for Senate.
Deeznutz for Senate!
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Officials Warn of Wasp ‘Super Nests’ in Alabama
When James Barron went into his smokehouse in southern Alabama to grab an ax, he was alarmed to see a giant wasp nest about seven feet wide extending along the wall. It had been two months since he had last stepped foot inside.
Charles Ray, an entomologist with the Alabama Cooperative Extension System, drove to Mr. Barron’s home and confirmed the colony was a “super nest” — one that survives into a second year. He told Mr. Barron there were probably 15,000 to 18,000 wasps in the smokehouse.
That super nest was one of four in Alabama that Mr. Ray has confirmed this year. There are usually only one or two super nests spotted each year, in June and July, Mr. Ray said. In 2006, however, he recorded 90. “I expect to approach that number this year,” Mr. Ray said.
They're gonna need to lure them into the Superdome, a la The Savage Bees!
When James Barron went into his smokehouse in southern Alabama to grab an ax, he was alarmed to see a giant wasp nest about seven feet wide extending along the wall. It had been two months since he had last stepped foot inside.
Charles Ray, an entomologist with the Alabama Cooperative Extension System, drove to Mr. Barron’s home and confirmed the colony was a “super nest” — one that survives into a second year. He told Mr. Barron there were probably 15,000 to 18,000 wasps in the smokehouse.
That super nest was one of four in Alabama that Mr. Ray has confirmed this year. There are usually only one or two super nests spotted each year, in June and July, Mr. Ray said. In 2006, however, he recorded 90. “I expect to approach that number this year,” Mr. Ray said.
They're gonna need to lure them into the Superdome, a la The Savage Bees!
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How quickly they forgetpearlbeer wrote:The meth-addled squirrel didn't sexually abuse children. Deeznutz for Senate!
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