Swamp wrote:1. If Patterson had kibibyte sandwiches for the road, how many bytes would he get out of each one?
A kibibyte contains 1,024 bytes. However, I would not recommend eating one.

2. If Paul McCartney wrote a song about planets that rotated clockwise, in our solar system, what would it be called?
Your Anus

3. If Mike Rutherford had found an ancient artifact while diving off the Greek islands in 1900, what would he call it?
The Antikythera Mechanism???

4. If Billy Gibbons was watching Star Trek Next Generation tonight. who will the special guest be?
No clue. Not even a guess.

5. Have you ever met Elvis Costello?
Unfortunately, no.