Pity Party

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Pity Party

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First the broken leg (which necessitated cancellation not only of the vacation we were taking at the time, but also put a big kibosh on Homecoming plans), then 2 of our dogs become seriously ill and die within the course of 3 weeks. Now, just to piss in my mouth while I'm down, the Gods deem it a good time to inflict gout upon the big toe of my busted leg. Anyone have a time machine? I want a do-over. The next bad juju that happens, I'm sticking my tongue in an electrical outlet while standing in a bucket of water.
Now it's dark.

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Dude. I'm sorry.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:Dude. I'm sorry.
Thanks, but you're supposed to break my balls and make me laugh.
Now it's dark.

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Your own fault not mine, MF'er!

We love you, man. Cheer up! :)
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feel better & sorry about the dogs, flea. right now my face feels like its going to explode from a sinus infection that i've had since october. the bad part is that on the list of health stuff, barely registers. this getting old thing sucks big time.

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I like you ,Flea, though probably not enough to pull you out of said electrical socket unless I'm wearing rubber boots!

I don't have a good joke, but know that you will be missed in February, my friend!

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Dude - so sorry about the pups. I know 3 people that have episodes of the gout and they all say it is basically unbearable. No crab / cheese dip with beer for you!
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You do know that gout is "the rich man's disease," right? So you've got that going for ya.
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just lay back, close your eyes, and think of the gal from Wisconsin...
We got messed up minds for these messed up times...

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phungi wrote:just lay back, close your eyes, and think of the gal from Wisconsin...
You're just jealous because she thought my ass was more grabbable.
Now it's dark.

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man, I had gout once back in 2013 and it was fucking awful. I hope I never have to deal with any physical pain that is worse, because gout does not play. Short of coach k and Donnie Bone Spurs, I wouldn't wish gout on anyone
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Pussy!






*feel better, Flea
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Seeing the post about our Scottish brother John, I wish I could delete this fucker. Didn't know him at all, just said "Hi" once or twice in Athens, but it does put things in perspective.
Now it's dark.

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