Pity Party
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Pity Party
First the broken leg (which necessitated cancellation not only of the vacation we were taking at the time, but also put a big kibosh on Homecoming plans), then 2 of our dogs become seriously ill and die within the course of 3 weeks. Now, just to piss in my mouth while I'm down, the Gods deem it a good time to inflict gout upon the big toe of my busted leg. Anyone have a time machine? I want a do-over. The next bad juju that happens, I'm sticking my tongue in an electrical outlet while standing in a bucket of water.
Now it's dark.
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Dude. I'm sorry.
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
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Thanks, but you're supposed to break my balls and make me laugh.Tequila Cowboy wrote:Dude. I'm sorry.
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Your own fault not mine, MF'er!
We love you, man. Cheer up!
We love you, man. Cheer up!
If you don't run you rust
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feel better & sorry about the dogs, flea. right now my face feels like its going to explode from a sinus infection that i've had since october. the bad part is that on the list of health stuff, barely registers. this getting old thing sucks big time.
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I like you ,Flea, though probably not enough to pull you out of said electrical socket unless I'm wearing rubber boots!
I don't have a good joke, but know that you will be missed in February, my friend!
I don't have a good joke, but know that you will be missed in February, my friend!
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Dude - so sorry about the pups. I know 3 people that have episodes of the gout and they all say it is basically unbearable. No crab / cheese dip with beer for you!
By the time you drop them I'll be gone
And you'll be right where they fall the rest of your life
And you'll be right where they fall the rest of your life
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You do know that gout is "the rich man's disease," right? So you've got that going for ya.
What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard
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just lay back, close your eyes, and think of the gal from Wisconsin...
We got messed up minds for these messed up times...
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You're just jealous because she thought my ass was more grabbable.phungi wrote:just lay back, close your eyes, and think of the gal from Wisconsin...
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man, I had gout once back in 2013 and it was fucking awful. I hope I never have to deal with any physical pain that is worse, because gout does not play. Short of coach k and Donnie Bone Spurs, I wouldn't wish gout on anyone
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Seeing the post about our Scottish brother John, I wish I could delete this fucker. Didn't know him at all, just said "Hi" once or twice in Athens, but it does put things in perspective.
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