Besides my brother I aint never met a Canadian I didn't like, yall especially, but
1. What's up with yalls gooses?
They fly all the way down to florida and suddenly they don't know how to fly anymore. They walk around like gang bangers
in the middle of the road just daring you to hit them (in nice neighborhoods) and if you challange them,
2. Why do they always go for the nut sack?
3. Do I have any legal claims against Canada for any unprovoked attacks?
Canadian questions for blessedcurse
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Canadian questions for blessedcurse
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
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blessedcurse
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Re: Canadian questions for blessedcurse
Well...this is an unexpected honour my friend.
The Canada Goose, the original snowbird, initially only ventured Florida way reluctantly. Preferring the challenges of the tundra of the north land. But it was a nice place to go to have some different food and procreate.
Eventually the Goose saw more and more concentrated pockets of absurd wealth and got attracted to a life of leisure, exchanging its plump soft feathers for a perpetual right to do whatever it freaking well wants to do.
The goose identified the nut sack as a natural target by watching a number of rotund men walking around in too small speedos
Rumour says that such legal remedies may be written in a revised NAFTA
The Canada Goose, the original snowbird, initially only ventured Florida way reluctantly. Preferring the challenges of the tundra of the north land. But it was a nice place to go to have some different food and procreate.
Eventually the Goose saw more and more concentrated pockets of absurd wealth and got attracted to a life of leisure, exchanging its plump soft feathers for a perpetual right to do whatever it freaking well wants to do.
The goose identified the nut sack as a natural target by watching a number of rotund men walking around in too small speedos
Rumour says that such legal remedies may be written in a revised NAFTA
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Thoreau
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bovine knievel
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Re: Canadian questions for blessedcurse
Did Swamp trim his beard?
“Excited people get on daddy’s nerves.” - M. Cooley
Re: Canadian questions for blessedcurse
Paging: KevBotbovine knievel wrote:Did Swamp trim his beard?
Now it's dark.
Re: Canadian questions for blessedcurse
My speedo is quite a bit smaller.bovine knievel wrote:Did Swamp trim his beard?
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
Re: Canadian questions for blessedcurse
Favorite answers so far.
I knew there had to be a silver lining to this whole Trump deal.blessedcurse wrote:Well...this is an unexpected honour my friend.
The Canada Goose, the original snowbird, initially only ventured Florida way reluctantly. Preferring the challenges of the tundra of the north land. But it was a nice place to go to have some different food and procreate.
Eventually the Goose saw more and more concentrated pockets of absurd wealth and got attracted to a life of leisure, exchanging its plump soft feathers for a perpetual right to do whatever it freaking well wants to do.
The goose identified the nut sack as a natural target by watching a number of rotund men walking around in too small speedos
Rumour says that such legal remedies may be written in a revised NAFTA
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?