Re: WTF of the day.....
Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 5:55 pm
what's up with that Yankee woman yelling, "GET!" It's GIT
dude deserves a beatdown for that pink polo
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Flea wrote:On the other hand, Fingerprinting The Dead would be a great band name.Tequila Cowboy wrote:Jesus. It never. Fucking. Stops.
You may laugh, but before he had to start hiding his head inside a shark due to legal issues, Drunk Melon Vomit was one of the last real old bluesmen. The Residents stole most of their act from him.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
I loved that Sanford and Son episode about Drunk Melon Vomit, a true classicJohn A Arkansawyer wrote:You may laugh, but before he had to start hiding his head inside a shark due to legal issues, Drunk Melon Vomit was one of the last real old bluesmen. The Residents stole most of their act from him.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
First time I saw this I thought The Onion was making tv commercials.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:had never seen this ad before last night, when it was all over TV. At first I thought it was part of SNL but then quickly realized it was not.... I need to find a new planet
whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:NHL Prospect Who Thought He Had Serious Disease Instead Crapped Out 25-Inch Tapeworm
Meyer’s 2017-18 season with the RedHawks was totally derailed because of the parasite, as The Athletic’s Aaron Portzline reported in lovely detail. The prospect had no appetite, lost weight, and was falling asleep during drills. Test results couldn’t pinpoint it to mononucleosis or something similar. Meyer finally discovered what was draining his energy when he sat on the toilet in February:
“I was going to the bathroom, just like normal,” Meyer said. “And it came out.”
It was a 25-inch tapeworm — the head, the neck and all of the segments, about 50 of them. It was orange. Meyer almost fainted.
I'll give that police chief credit for one thing--aside from not killing the woman, that is:A Georgia police chief said an officer was justified in using a Taser to stun an 87-year-old woman after she didn't obey commands to drop a knife in her hand.
He at least tried something before resorting to force. So I'm willing to believe him when he says, "There was no anger, there was no malice in this." But come on! Was there really a threat?When Al-Bishara didn't follow commands to drop her knife, [police chief] Etheridge said, he tried to communicate with her by taking his own pocket knife and throwing it on the ground.
It's not like she was in Starkville, Mississippi.Etheridge responded along with two other officers Friday after an employee of a local Boys and Girls Club called 911 to report a woman with a knife was walking outside and would not leave.
"She's old so she can't get around too well, but," the employee said on the 911 recording. "Looks like she's walking around looking for something, like, vegetation to cut down or something. There's a bag, too."
No. I am not going to read that. No. I am just not going to. Flea can undoubtedly tell me all about it anyway.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:FloridaMan security guard documents farts online for 6 months, gets fired
Paul Shart, Security Guardbeantownbubba wrote:No. I am not going to read that. No. I am just not going to. Flea can undoubtedly tell me all about it anyway.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:FloridaMan security guard documents farts online for 6 months, gets fired
I gave up farting 15 years ago, so I'm not the critic you seek.beantownbubba wrote:No. I am not going to read that. No. I am just not going to. Flea can undoubtedly tell me all about it anyway.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:FloridaMan security guard documents farts online for 6 months, gets fired
We hear you. You expected better from the Dunderbeck Sausage Company. From the moment our late founder invented his wonderful sausage meat machine, the Dunderbeck Sausage Company has had two goals: providing our customers and our community with bland sausages made from boring old pork, beef, and chicken, and, just as importantly, not providing our customers or our community with mouth-wateringly delicious sausages made from the plumpest, tastiest dogs, cats, and long-tailed rats in town.
We’ve know we’ve fallen short recently.
For some people, white never goes out of style.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Does the KKK still wear white after Labor Day?
beantownbubba wrote:For some people, white never goes out of style.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Does the KKK still wear white after Labor Day?
For those who missed the allusion:whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:beantownbubba wrote:For some people, white never goes out of style.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Does the KKK still wear white after Labor Day?
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers
That's his side of the story. But you tell me he didn't have this shit coming:26-year-old Amanda Rochelle Peters “intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion and with purposeful direction at this Deputy — causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms and legs of this Deputy.”
Break through a locked bathroom door and you should expect to be shit on. This is, after all, the United States of America, home of GG Allin. It's like Abbie Hoffman said about whether he expected violence at a demonstration: "This is America. I always expect violence. And to be covered in shit. Especially the covered in shit part. Sometimes they even don't bother with the violence if they bring enough shit. It's kind of nice to change it up, you know?"Peters was located around 1:45 a.m. Friday at home on Liberty Avenue. Police say the homeowner allowed police in, but Peter locked herself into a bathroom.
Authorities said the deputy had to force his way into the bathroom and arrest Peters with force, during which the alleged assault took place.
She wears it much better, but both have horrible taste in companions.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote: