Re: WTF of the day.....
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:06 pm
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I expect to see this in a Patterson song any day now. I mean, doesn't this get your creative juices flowing?Jim Ryan and Samantha Matsumoto wrote:In a scene straight out of your nightmares, a truck full of "slime eels" lost its load Thursday on U.S. 101, causing a five-car crash, dousing sedans with goo and sending sea creatures slithering across vehicles and the highway.
Technically, the fish were not eels, but hagfish, which have a skull but no jaw or spine and they secrete slime when distressed, earning them the nickname "slime eels."
Also, according to smithsonianmag.com, to prevent choking on its own slime, a hagfish can "sneeze" out its slime-filled nostril, and tie its body into a knot to keep the slime from dripping onto its face.
I'd take her to FlavortownLBRod wrote:
This is actually a thing.
something something Donkey SauceZip City wrote:I'd take her to FlavortownLBRod wrote:
This is actually a thing.
I'm not sure, Doctor. Tell me a little more.The company is encouraging men to buy little stickers and affix them to the tips of their penises, sealing off the hole to keep any and all the ejaculate inside.
Wait whaaaat, you might wonder. That’s not how penises work, you may say.
Bug or feature?The pros of using a Jiftip are—what? That it looks like a tiny fidget spinner and keeps lint from accumulating in your penis hole? The cons, obviously, are that it doesn’t perform any of the intended functions of a condom, and you have to rip adhesive off your penis in the middle of sex.
I love art.There is so much misinformation on Jiftip’s site, a Jiftip user could create a dozen 8.5”-by-11” Jiftip sticker collage versions of “Starry Night” before I had time to address them all.
And of course the ride was the Log Jammer
Beat me to it!whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:And of course the ride was the Log Jammer
Flea wrote:Beat me to it!whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:And of course the ride was the Log Jammer
See what I did there?
This is an alternate universe, right? Because it's not satire:It’s easy to make fun of Juggalos, the oft-misunderstood fans of clown-painted rappers Insane Clown Posse, but some on the left are embracing them as a line of defense against white supremacy in the U.S. The Juggalo March on Washington, a protest against the government’s classification of Juggalos as a gang, will take place at the National Mall on Sept. 16, the same day as the pro-Trump “Mother of All Rallies.” There’s no love lost between the two sides.
“Let’s make sure we make more noise than those bitch Neo-Nazies, am I right? whoop whoop,” one poster wrote on the Juggalo March event page, which is full of communist and working-class Juggalo memes. It’s possible that internet socialists are the ones pushing the meme that Juggalos are the new communist vanguard, but the response on the page is mostly positive.
Okay, I'm pretty sure it's not satire. Or maybe it's just like this one person on Twitter said:The natural overlap between working-class Juggalos and the internet’s Democratic Socialists is strong—the two groups could unite to become brothers in the “struggalo.”
From your lips to God's ear.juggalos are basically the ultimate proof of the assertion that making leftists read a bunch of theory is totally unnecessary
Dark days.Zip City wrote:I just heard a Motörhead song in a Kia commercial
this one seems like a prime candidate to trot out the affluenza defense (and she is from Texas)
The reality is that the likelihood of this woman serving even a day in prison are pretty close to zero for all the usual reasons that have nothing to do w/ the legal merits, to say nothing of right & wrong. Which means that this is likely to become an illustration of a disturbing change in both the law & perception: What constitutes self-defense is becoming offense. This woman was in her car w/ the motor running; presumably she could have driven to safety at any time, but she chose to get out of the car, gun in hand. WTF??? The net result is that we're all a little less safe than we used to be and our safety is more and more in the hands of our fellow men & women, which is enough to make me queasy. You know that thing where every once in a while you're sitting in your car and you realize how much your continued well being depends on a million strangers obeying basic car safety laws/procedures and you make yourself stop thinking about it because otherwise you'd never leave your house? This is getting like that.
Brother Wayne Kramer has something to say about this right before the five-minute mark: Why didn't she just drive on away?beantownbubba wrote:Which means that this is likely to become an illustration of a disturbing change in both the law & perception: What constitutes self-defense is becoming offense. This woman was in her car w/ the motor running; presumably she could have driven to safety at any time, but she chose to get out of the car, gun in hand.
Looks like my subconscious correctly figured out the One True Way this could be worse:
Little is known about Gerald Melton. But according to local station WSMV, he is a skilled guitarist and singer.
Sharon Corbitt-House, who manages a number of big-name artists on Music Row, told the station that Melton used to live in the parking lot behind her building for about a year. “I had no clue that he was as talented as he was,” she said.
Pics or it didn't happen, also can we add Pennsylvania Man to the popular lexicon. A shaved grandmother and a masturbation at amusement park incident warrants the keystone states inclusion.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Family Attacks Grandmother And Shaves Her Head For Playing Steelers Broadcast Too Loudly