Zip City wrote:

How dare you insult John Wayne Gacy that way!!!

Tequila Cowboy wrote:For $425, Nordstrom will sell you a pair of dirty jeans

$425 and they give you FAKE mud? I'll use good genuine indelible Oklahoma hills red clay on any given pair for twenty-five bucks. Artisanal mud. Untouched by unhuman hands. The line forms to the left. No pushing please. NO GG ALLIN FANS NEED APPLY! I have my limits.

Tequila Cowboy wrote:For $425, Nordstrom will sell you a pair of dirty jeans

I think this is a real public service. Now not only can you tell who the rich morons are without having to talk to them first, they're actually volunteering to be to be taken advantage of.

Next week's news: In a sterling example of Darwinism in action, these jeans will be found to kill sperm.

Steve Bannon wrote a rap musical

Steve Bannon’s past continues to be fascinating, for the seeming contradictions represented by his onetime progressivism, for the crude appeal of discovering how he transformed into a festering mound of liver spots and in-grown neck hairs, and for the overwhelming artistic ambitions he once harbored. These delusions of genius are perhaps best encapsulated by the story of his attempt to remake Shakespeare’s Coriolanus as a rap musical about the Los Angeles riots entitled The Thing I Am.

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

All the Krinkles float down here, Georgie.

Report: Racing Greyhounds In Florida Tested Positive For Cocaine

Pablo Escobark?

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

How has this man not wound up in prison or pummelled every week of his life?

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

SSDD





it's too much winning, we can't take it anymore

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Not your typical "Florida man" story

It seems like a foregone conclusion that a story that starts w/ a Florida Muslim man is not going to end well.

Sheriff Suspends Himself for 1 Week After Being Arrested for Allegedly Exposing Himself in Atlanta’s Piedmont Park

#bluedicksmatter

dude better have to register as a sex offender or STFU

Surprisingly enough, this did not happen in Florida or Philadelphia or even in Newark, NJ:

Truck plows into Delaware company AnalTech, releasing odor that leads to HazMat situation

It was an unforgettable day at the memorably-named company AnalTech.

Aren't they all?

At approximately 6:30 a.m. Monday, a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole.

Seems legit.

The truck damaged the facility's laboratory and caused an odor to emanate from the cavity, WDEL reports.

Q: What would you do?

Accordingly, first responders alerted the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control, which brought in a HazMat team to handle any leaks.

A: Depends.

Friend of a friend of a friend on FaceBook is launching a startup company that will produce performance enhancing supplements for gamers. What in the fucking fuck.

Beebs wrote:Friend of a friend of a friend on FaceBook is launching a startup company that will produce performance enhancing supplements for gamers. What in the fucking fuck.

He's going to have a tough time competing with Mountain Dew and weed.

Flea wrote:

Beebs wrote:Friend of a friend of a friend on FaceBook is launching a startup company that will produce performance enhancing supplements for gamers. What in the fucking fuck.

He's going to have a tough time competing with Mountain Dew and weed.

It seems this is for edgy, elite gamers who consider themselves E-athletes.

Weed is for World Of Warcraft neckbeards. These guys are more like a SEAL team rocking the Nu-Metal and doing sets of burpees between "contacts"

Soulless Demons Are Buying Fake ICE Gear and Impersonating Agents

beantownbubba wrote:

Tequila Cowboy wrote:For $425, Nordstrom will sell you a pair of dirty jeans

I think this is a real public service. Now not only can you tell who the rich morons are without having to talk to them first, they're actually volunteering to be to be taken advantage of.

Next week's news: In a sterling example of Darwinism in action, these jeans will be found to kill sperm.

!! Well why not, people have been buying expensive jeans with holes pre-torn in them for years... just taking it to the next level!

Bon Scott's AC/DC wrote:

beantownbubba wrote:

Tequila Cowboy wrote:For $425, Nordstrom will sell you a pair of dirty jeans

I think this is a real public service. Now not only can you tell who the rich morons are without having to talk to them first, they're actually volunteering to be to be taken advantage of.

Next week's news: In a sterling example of Darwinism in action, these jeans will be found to kill sperm.

!! Well why not, people have been buying expensive jeans with holes pre-torn in them for years... just taking it to the next level!

I suppose this is an opportunistic moment to announce my sale of broken-in DBT Homecoming shirts. That's right, all you folks who can't make it to the Rock Show! For, well let's say $900, I will buy you a Homecoming shirt and wear it to the shows all three nights, then mail it to you unwashed. It'll have my sweat, the sweat of strangers and probably some PBR soaked into the fibers. Now, that's what I call authentic!

But wait, that's not all!!!

Upgrade to the "I WAS THERE! KINDERGARTENER'S DISEASE PACKAGE" for just $69* and I'll make sure your shirt is adorned with the various virus strains that get everyone sick!

Wear it with pride!

* miscellaneous body fluids cost extra

Bill Cosby Will Do Town Halls to Teach Young People How to Avoid Sexual Assault Allegations

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Bill Cosby Will Do Town Halls to Teach Young People How to Avoid Sexual Assault Allegations

What a country. What a complete fucking asshole. Or maybe that's douchebag? Or maybe complete fucking asshole douchebag?

beantownbubba wrote:

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Bill Cosby Will Do Town Halls to Teach Young People How to Avoid Sexual Assault Allegations

What a country. What a complete fucking asshole. Or maybe that's douchebag? Or maybe complete fucking asshole douchebag?

When Life gives you lemons, grab them by the pussy.