Just had to get this one started!!!!

Late4Church wrote:http://www.pawnation.com/2010/04/27/dog-grooming-contests-spark-controversy/?icid=main|main|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pawnation.com%2F2010%2F04%2F27%2Fdog-grooming-contests-spark-controversy%2F

Fuck me runnin'. That's disturbing.

Mine comes from our very own community LOL:

sactochris wrote:Dirty South is my least favorite DBT record.

http://www.threedimesdown.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=39&start=50#p654

Late4Church wrote:http://www.pawnation.com/2010/04/27/dog-grooming-contests-spark-controversy/?icid=main|main|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pawnation.com%2F2010%2F04%2F27%2Fdog-grooming-contests-spark-controversy%2F

That is just so wrong on so many levels!!!!

WTF indeed!!
i'm just glad BC started it!

Our Governor shot a coyote on his jog with his pup back in February?!!!
really?
Only in Texas does the Governor jog with a gun.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/27/AR2010042705323.html

littlemamma wrote:Our Governor shot a coyote on his jog with his pup back in February?!!!
really?
Only in Texas does the Governor jog with a gun.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/27/AR2010042705323.html

This is my favorite bit:

Pistol-packing Texas Gov. Rick Perry has a message for wily coyotes out there: Don't mess with my dog.

Listen, I don't want any coyotes messing with my dog either, but jogging with a gun? Really?

ok, so my cell rings and it is biopsy doc. First thought, I am a-ok and I do not have to go to appt next week. But nooooo he schedules me for out-patient surgery. Apparently my 'sample' was contaminated and he wants to do it again, but this time around take a bigger section for testing.

So another day off from work for this dam!!!! lab techs are really getting on my nerves !!!!

The Black Canary wrote:ok, so my cell rings and it is biopsy doc. First thought, I am a-ok and I do not have to go to appt next week. But nooooo he schedules me for out-patient surgery. Apparently my 'sample' was contaminated and he wants to do it again, but this time around take a bigger section for testing.

So another day off from work for this dam!!!! lab techs are really getting on my nerves !!!!

Damn, i hate when that happens. Really, been there, done that and it sucks Good luck!!!

Earlier this week a customer at my coffee bar asked our barista what a chai latte was, so she told him. Then he asked her what a cappuccino was, so she told him. Then he asked her what the difference was between coffee & tea. Huh?

The Black Canary wrote:ok, so my cell rings and it is biopsy doc. First thought, I am a-ok and I do not have to go to appt next week. But nooooo he schedules me for out-patient surgery. Apparently my 'sample' was contaminated and he wants to do it again, but this time around take a bigger section for testing.

So another day off from work for this dam!!!! lab techs are really getting on my nerves !!!!

best of luck with all that. Seriously

roland wrote:Earlier this week a customer at my coffee bar asked our barista what a chai latte was, so she told him. Then he asked her what a cappuccino was, so she told him. Then he asked her what the difference was between coffee & tea. Huh?

Was his name by any chance Borat?

roland wrote:Earlier this week a customer at my coffee bar asked our barista what a chai latte was, so she told him. Then he asked her what a cappuccino was, so she told him. Then he asked her what the difference was between coffee & tea. Huh?

Did she then throw a cup of each in his face to illustrate the difference?

All some people are good for is soylent green

The Black Canary wrote:ok, so my cell rings and it is biopsy doc. First thought, I am a-ok and I do not have to go to appt next week. But nooooo he schedules me for out-patient surgery. Apparently my 'sample' was contaminated and he wants to do it again, but this time around take a bigger section for testing.

So another day off from work for this dam!!!! lab techs are really getting on my nerves !!!!

Sending you good thoughts

The Black Canary wrote:ok, so my cell rings and it is biopsy doc. First thought, I am a-ok and I do not have to go to appt next week. But nooooo he schedules me for out-patient surgery. Apparently my 'sample' was contaminated and he wants to do it again, but this time around take a bigger section for testing.

So another day off from work for this dam!!!! lab techs are really getting on my nerves !!!!

How frustrating! Hope this one goes better!

wtf indeed, BC.
sorry sweetie.

littlemamma wrote:wtf indeed, BC.
sorry sweetie.

Yes but at least my boobies are clean as a whistle, so to speak. So once they re-test this section on Tuesday, hopefully that will be it for now for biopsies. Then just check ups every 6 months, UGH. But hey at least I can book them out far enough in advance to get them all on the same day. So dislike waisting time off from work, for what might or might not be "something."

Monday will be a joy as well. I apparently have 3 suspicious moles on my upper left arm that "must" be removed, that is now my Monday afternoon, then it is onto biopsy Tuesday morning.

Lala will discontinue services May, 31.
http://www.lala.com/
i have used this site as a great resource to hear complete albums,
as opposed to a 30 sec. cut on itunes.
kinda sad...but it was good while it lasted
i suppose with npr streaming new albums, it'll be alright...
or, i'll just have to make friendly with pirates.

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puerto-rican-funeral-home-presents-shooting-victim-on-his-motorc/

probably just me, but this is flatout creepy

^^^
Indeed.
As is Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin:

scotto wrote:^^^
Indeed.
As is Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin:

yeah, but let's see if someone writes a song about "dead motorcyle guy"

MA waterban bla bla bla

The Black Canary wrote:MA waterban bla bla bla...So whilst this does not effect my town, I get a pre-recorded voice-mail from work 3X, informing me that our company will be open, but to bring in water and food as the cafe and most surrounding cafes, restaurants will be closed. NO DAM coffee in the am, this could get ugly very quickly tomorrow!!!

You're looking at this the totally wrong way, BC. If you're not subject to the ban, set the alarm an hour early, start brewing up that coffee and bring in all u can carry. a few days of that and you'll be rich!!

beantownbubba wrote:

The Black Canary wrote:MA waterban bla bla bla...So whilst this does not effect my town, I get a pre-recorded voice-mail from work 3X, informing me that our company will be open, but to bring in water and food as the cafe and most surrounding cafes, restaurants will be closed. NO DAM coffee in the am, this could get ugly very quickly tomorrow!!!

You're looking at this the totally wrong way, BC. If you're not subject to the ban, set the alarm an hour early, start brewing up that coffee and bring in all u can carry. a few days of that and you'll be rich!!

I get up at 4:30 am as it is!! I can' take advantage of people like that, it is just my nature. Brought in bottled water and will probably share with my assistant, who thought the "hot" tap on the bubbler was ok. I had to explain that the water is not boiled and to dump what ever tea or coffee she has made.

On a second note about said assistant, she seems to lack basic accounting skills. She was having an issue with one of the accounts this morning and said to me "I do not know how to do this?!" so I said "Aren't you finishing up a BS in Finance and accounting?" This has me somewhat worried, as with most business, finance and even management degrees there are multiple accounting requirements and she pretty much did not know the basic math for this. UGH looks like teaching her the job is not the only thing I will need to teach her. But at least she told me she did not know basic accounting, well enough to call from memory. So I can plan something in her training to get her a better understanding of accounting.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/28/carr.abortion.oklahoma/index.html

OMG my head is about to explode!!!! What the hell is wrong with these people?!?!?! Who do they think they are!?!?!?

The Black Canary wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/28/carr.abortion.oklahoma/index.html

OMG my head is about to explode!!!! What the hell is wrong with these people?!?!?! Who do they think they are!?!?!?

I had not heard a word about that. That is stunningly appalling. Yeah "exploding head" about sums it up.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010/05/03/porn-star-saves-fan-from-prison-sentence/
Gotta love Tosh

So I get an email on FB, and this dude is how old is that pic? So I send back January 2010. He comes back with what are you 25-26? So I return, that is so sweet I just turned 45 in April. He responds with What are you drinking to keep you so young looking? Really now, not on FB to get me some action!!!

Does it say on my profile that I am gullible? Pretty sure I did not check that off on my profile!!!

My kids have been eating this stuff since they were toddlers, they still love it. It's got the consistency of a cheese puff but tastes like seaweed and it's bright fucking green. WTF?!?!? Who could eat this shit?

clams your avatar is giving me seizures
shut that shit off
seriously

and veggie booty? no thanks
pirate's booty? bring it.


and canary,
i honestly did check gullible on my facebook page.
i get a lot of nice compliments that way.
i dig it.