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Flea wrote:
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What a country. What a complete fucking asshole. Or maybe that's douchebag? Or maybe complete fucking asshole douchebag?
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The Complaints Choir

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WHAT EXACTLY IS A COMPLAINTS CHOIR?

A complaints choir is doing exactly what the name suggests - it is a choir that sings complaints. What is special about the complaints choir, that anybody can take part - the only criteria is that people need to have something to complain about...

HOW DOES A COMPLAINTS CHOIR COME INTO EXISTENCE?

All citizens of a particular city are invited to complain about anything they want and to join the choir. At the first meeting the freshly formed choir decides democratically on the content of the song. A local musician composes a tune for the text which is then rehearsed in 4 or 5 meetings. In the end the choir performs their collective grumbles at different locations in the city

DO YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO BE ABLE TO SING TO BE IN THIS CHOIR?

Absolutely not. The only important thing is that you sing loud and proud...

WHAT ARE THE MOST UNUSUAL COMPLAINT YOU'VE HEARD SO FAR?

My dreams are boring. My neighbor organizes hungarian folk dance classes above my bedroom. I cant stop thinking about sex! My grandmother is racist...

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

When we organized the first Complaints Choir in Birmingham we did not know how the project will turn out: will it be very depressing? Will we need the help of a professional psychologist to assist the choir? But already in the first meeting of the choir it became clear, that this project is very funny. People were laughing all the time and enjoyed the rehearsal very much. People like singing, and people like complaining. I think humour comes from the combination of those not necessarily related activities, but it is important to take both activities – complaining and singing – serious. Than it is funny.
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Elderly Florida man

it's gotta be these dudes

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At long last, I think we have finally found a show that Bill won't attend :lol: :lol: :lol:
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NJ State Assembly Passes Bill Require Schools to Teach Kids How to Interact with Police

Getting them hooked on the taste of boot leather at a young age :x :x :x

here's another brilliant idea: bring in Pill Cosby to teach the kids how to interact with potential rapists
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:here's another brilliant idea: bring in Pill Cosby to teach the kids how to interact with potential rapists
You know that's happening right?
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Police: Woman bites mall store employee after attempting to steal stripper pole
According to the store manager, the woman decided she would rather take a stripper pole in place of store credit; however, she did not have enough money. The woman then became frustrated and attempted to leave the store with the stripper pole.

The employee chased her into the common area of the mall and wrestled the pole from the suspect who then bit her on the upper right arm during the altercation. The woman then fled the mall.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:
whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:here's another brilliant idea: bring in Pill Cosby to teach the kids how to interact with potential rapists
You know that's happening right?
yes I do, except Pill Cosby's tour is more to teach people how to get away with sexual assault
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A Stunt Turns Deadly for a Couple Seeking YouTube Fame

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NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

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Tequila Cowboy wrote:NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

It is at this point that I will remind you that this "news" source has White House Press Corp credentials.
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One of my takeaways from this is that these are the same people who say the moon landing was faked. How does that jibe with NASA sending children to be sex slaves to an already colonized Mars in 1997? Of course these are many of the same people that think the Queen of England is a lizard. Some days I sigh all day.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:One of my takeaways from this is that these are the same people who say the moon landing was faked. How does that jibe with NASA sending children to be sex slaves to an already colonized Mars in 1997? Of course these are many of the same people that think the Queen of England is a lizard. Some days I sigh all day.
Let's not forget that somebody shot up a pizza joint because it was allegedly the headquarters of Hillary Clinton's child porn/prostitution empire. Shit stopped being funny a while ago.
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beantownbubba wrote:
Tequila Cowboy wrote:One of my takeaways from this is that these are the same people who say the moon landing was faked. How does that jibe with NASA sending children to be sex slaves to an already colonized Mars in 1997? Of course these are many of the same people that think the Queen of England is a lizard. Some days I sigh all day.
Let's not forget that somebody shot up a pizza joint because it was allegedly the headquarters of Hillary Clinton's child porn/prostitution empire. Shit stopped being funny a while ago.
I had to unfriend someone who truly believes that Pizzagate is real. Tried to tell me that all the evidence had been destroyed as soon as it became widely known. He also believes the Queen is a lizard along with the Clinton's, Henry Kissinger and others and that they and their kind have been eating children and running the world for centuries. He drew the line at the flat earthers though, he thought that was silly. Ain't nobody got time for that, but no it's not funny.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:One of my takeaways from this is that these are the same people who say the moon landing was faked. How does that jibe with NASA sending children to be sex slaves to an already colonized Mars in 1997? Of course these are many of the same people that think the Queen of England is a lizard. Some days I sigh all day.
Let's not forget that somebody shot up a pizza joint because it was allegedly the headquarters of Hillary Clinton's child porn/prostitution empire. Shit stopped being funny a while ago.
I had to unfriend someone who truly believes that Pizzagate is real. Tried to tell me that all the evidence had been destroyed as soon as it became widely known. He also believes the Queen is a lizard along with the Clinton's, Henry Kissinger and others and that they and their kind have been eating children for centuries. Ain't nobody got time for that, but no it's not funny.
I bet said friend also totally believes that Hillary had Seth Rich murdered

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Oh, he wasn't a friend just a FB acquaintance and sadly a DBT fan. After Pizzagate and the lizard people we didn't discuss anything else but I'm sure he does believe that, yes.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:He also believes the Queen is a lizard along with the Clinton's, Henry Kissinger and others and that they and their kind have been eating children and running the world for centuries.
I actually have a shirt that says, "Coach K eats babies," and the print is him eating a baby. It's always a crowd pleaser :lol:
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:
beantownbubba wrote:
Tequila Cowboy wrote:One of my takeaways from this is that these are the same people who say the moon landing was faked. How does that jibe with NASA sending children to be sex slaves to an already colonized Mars in 1997? Of course these are many of the same people that think the Queen of England is a lizard. Some days I sigh all day.
Let's not forget that somebody shot up a pizza joint because it was allegedly the headquarters of Hillary Clinton's child porn/prostitution empire. Shit stopped being funny a while ago.
I had to unfriend someone who truly believes that Pizzagate is real. Tried to tell me that all the evidence had been destroyed as soon as it became widely known. He also believes the Queen is a lizard along with the Clinton's, Henry Kissinger and others and that they and their kind have been eating children and running the world for centuries. He drew the line at the flat earthers though, he thought that was silly. Ain't nobody got time for that, but no it's not funny.
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Hey do you remember that website I linked you to years ago that had all the "evidence" of famous people actually being the same person based on their earlobes and shit? Like Walt Disney, Hitler and Charlie Chaplin all being the same, and maybe like Johnny Depp and Paul Ryan? You don't have that link do you? Besides the sickening Newtown shit, that was fairly entertaining, although the fact that so many people actually believe that and similar shit scares the fuck out of me. I didn't see this "post truth"* world coming.

*BTW, this last season of Fargo was a great commentary on this phenomenon.
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I think this belongs here as well.
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‘Patriot’ Accidentally Shoots Himself at Nonexistent Antifa Protest at Gettysburg

someone forgot to tell him that one is supposed to water the tree of liberty with other people's blood, not his own ;)
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:‘Patriot’ Accidentally Shoots Himself at Nonexistent Antifa Protest at Gettysburg

someone forgot to tell him that one is supposed to water the tree of liberty with other people's blood, not his own ;)
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GOP Congressman Condemned by Auschwitz Museum for Filming Inside One of Its Nazi Gas Chambers

......a five minute video, published on July 1 by the Lee Johnson Media YouTube channel, which describes itself as “A Conservative Podcast looking at America of Today!” In it, Higgins is seen standing in a gas chamber, declaring to the camera that: “This is why homeland security must be squared away [and] why our military must be invincible.”
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Tired of eatin' at Buttholeville


or, if you prefer more of a Timberlake slant,

Bring it on down to Buttholeville
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Tired of eatin' at Buttholeville


or, if you prefer more of a Timberlake slant,

Bring it on down to Buttholeville
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Tired of eatin' at Buttholeville


or, if you prefer more of a Timberlake slant,

Bring it on down to Buttholeville
These are probably teh best couple of sentences I read in that whole thing; from the comments:
From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

In my experience women who refer to themselves as “Mama Bears” are often obnoxious as hell, so I’m generally inclined to trust the reviewer’s version of events.
Also I'm pretty sure I saw Baby Buttholes and Tofurkey Sausage on a double bill at Metro in 1985.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:I'm pretty sure I saw Baby Buttholes and Tofurkey Sausage on a double bill at Metro in 1985.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:I'm pretty sure I saw Baby Buttholes and Tofurkey Sausage on a double bill at Metro in 1985.
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Tequila Cowboy wrote: Also I'm pretty sure I saw Baby Buttholes and Tofurkey Sausage on a double bill at Metro in 1985.
At Darnell's* in Auburn in about 1991, I saw a double bill of The Earthworms with Marvelous Sauce. I went to see them because reading the poster I saw on campus, I thought it was just one band with a kickass name. I was a bit disappointed when I got there to learn it was actually two different bands. The disappointment abated when the keyboard player of Marvelous Sauce decided to take over the show and play that song from Dr. Seuss's "Cat in the Hat." From there, he went into Styx's "Come Sail Away" and made it through most of the first verse before the rest of the band started playing over him.

*Darnell's was where Man or Astro-man played in their college days. I saw Southern Culture on the Skids there in the late 80s/early 90s numerous times back when they were still passing out pots and pans and ladles/spoons/spatulas for "additional percussion."
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Tequila Cowboy wrote: Also I'm pretty sure I saw Baby Buttholes and Tofurkey Sausage on a double bill at Metro in 1985.
At Darnell's* in Auburn in about 1991, I saw a double bill of The Earthworms with Marvelous Sauce. I went to see them because reading the poster I saw on campus, I thought it was just one band with a kickass name. I was a bit disappointed when I got there to learn it was actually two different bands. The disappointment abated when the keyboard player of Marvelous Sauce decided to take over the show and play that song from Dr. Seuss's "Cat in the Hat." From there, he went into Styx's "Come Sail Away" and made it through most of the first verse before the rest of the band started playing over him.

*Darnell's was where Man or Astro-man played in their college days. I saw Southern Culture on the Skids there in the late 80s/early 90s numerous times back when they were still passing out pots and pans and ladles/spoons/spatulas for "additional percussion."
Between those two shows, I saw Iowa Beef Experience and Stiff Legged Sheep at a party. Good times!
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