WTF of the day.....

[cortez the killer]

[John A Arkansawyer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There's something deeply wrong with that picture. I am not a judgey sort of judgementalist, as those who know me will attest.

But I still say

[cortez the killer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There's something deeply wrong with that picture. I am not a judgey sort of judgementalist, as those who know me will attest.

But I still say

If you know the whole back story of Donald & Ms. Stiviano, it runs deeper.

[cortez the killer]

[Clams]

Jazz spies???

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150 ... spied.html

[John A Arkansawyer]

Jazz spies???

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150 ... spied.html

Good for BMI.

[Flea]

I wanna party with her

[Cotter]

At first, I thought the pinned thread at the top was "Boobs Thread".

I was disappointed.

[Cotter]

LOL - double wtf.

Books Thread ain't pinned.

[John A Arkansawyer]

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, 'Hunky Jesus' hit Golden Gate Park

Cole Saucier watches while GAYCDC performs on stage at the 36th annual Sisters Easter in the Park and Hunky Jesus competition hosted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in Golden Gate Park's Hellman's Hollow in San Francisco, Calif. Sunday, April 5, 2015.

“Hunky Jesus” Forced to Cede Title After Shocking Discovery That He Believes in Jesus



(Andy Warhol would have loved that banana.)

“I’m not so concerned for myself as I am for the children who will look up to him in his role as Hunky Jesus,” posted San Francisco mother Tess White. “So many Christians are pedophiles, you see it in the news all the time, the churches are always in one scandal or another, I just don’t want to take any chances.”

(Someone has the best job in the world.)

[bovine knievel]

[Duke Silver]

Weird, oddly worded question, but still...

[Markalanbishop]

Weird, oddly worded question, but still...

Check out the table on pages 23-24 of this article. Yikes.

http://sunypress.edu/pdf/60840.pdf

[Markalanbishop]

The original lyric sheet for Don McClean's "American Pie" recently sold for 1.2 million dollars. Are you fucking kidding me?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/0 ... ertainment

[Flea]

[Flea]

The stuff that nightmares are made of...

[John A Arkansawyer]

QUIZ:
Which Louisiana City Does Asparagus Make Your Urine Smell Like?



And where the hell is Geismar?

[Swamp]

My nephew cooking for the president?.........He's one of the chefs at Nike headquarters.

[Tequila Cowboy]

[Tequila Cowboy]

[Swamp]

It's that duality thing again...............

[Flea]

Too bloated for a blumpkin?

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/05/th ... -bathroom/

[Swamp]

With all the crazy shit going on in this world, why are people still talking about brady and his bunch?

[Beebs]

I agree, Swamp. It's time we all moved on.

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Aaron Hernandez' killer new neck prison tat. Lifetime was the sentence they gave me.....

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

http://gawker.com/couple-killed-by-fume ... 1706146295

A man and woman were found dead in Glencoe, Kentucky last Thursday after they left a parked car running so they could stay warm while they had sex, WCPO reports. It was 40 degrees out in Glencoe that night. Sheriffs say the two were killed by carbon monoxide that seeped in through a small hole in the sedan’s rusted exhausted pipe.

David Long, 31, and Violet Iles, 25, apparently fell asleep with the windows rolled up and never awoke. The car had been running for 90 minutes.

Long’s brother found the car and the couple’s bodies outside his mobile home early Thursday morning as he was walking his children to the school bus. He tried to administer CPR while paramedics gave him instructions over the phone, but it was too late for the tragic lovers.

Patterson, you are on the clock to spin this into a tune

[Flea]

Picture in search of a caption:

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Can only imagine what Garth Hudson could do with this!

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/amazin ... 1706297393

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

guess Dave Matthews is flying these days, no more buses

http://gawker.com/sweet-16-party-ruined ... 1706344985

A Pennsylvania girl’s Sweet 16 party was ruined Sunday when a torrent of human feces, dumped from a passing airplane, splattered all over the tables, chairs and decorations, got into the pool where people were swimming, and sent family members running for cover.

The only thing that didn’t end up with poop on it was the cake, which had fortunately been taken inside before the incident.

“We just got done with cake thank God, we took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky, it was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything,” a guest at the Levittown, Pa., party told MyFoxPhilly.

About 40 people were affected by the literal shitstorm, but no one has determined exactly where it came from.

[Duke Silver]

Picture in search of a caption:

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another asshole.