Questions for whatwouldcooleydo??

[Swamp]

We all know what Cooley would do.
But what would you do?
And how?
Also do you think you could beat me in a short round of shits and ladders?

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

What and how? All you need to know is that I stand 6'9', I weigh 317 pounds, I wear a size-17 rasslin' boot, and I cover the ground I walk on!*

I've heard of shits and ladders but have no idea what it is, so I predict you would whoop my ass

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*=quoting the great Ernie "the Big Cat" Ladd

[blueridgehiker]

But what does Cooley want to do?

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

But what does Cooley want to do?

he wants to take you higher

Keep 'em comin'

[Given to Fly]

Is the JGB 8-18-1984 UIC Pavilion Chicago performance of Get Out of My Life Woman still the greatest thing ever? It was my first JGB boot and that thing kicked my ass for years. Curious if it still holds up. Tape is long gone, & can't find on the net. JGB OPENED for Zappa that night

[Clams]

Bovine or LBRod?

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Is the JGB 8-18-1984 UIC Pavilion Chicago performance of Get Out of My Life Woman still the greatest thing ever? It was my first JGB boot and that thing kicked my ass for years. Curious if it still holds up. Tape is long gone, & can't find on the net. JGB OPENED for Zappa that night

Hard to say but I'm leaning towards doubtful, at best it has to be in a tie with the JGB Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down from Merriweather Post 9/2/89 and also Hampton 11/9/91

Still, with some exceptions, any JGB is good JGB!!!

I remember seeing posters from those Zappa/JGB shows

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Bovine or LBRod?

Need more to go on

[LBRod]

Bovine or LBRod?

Need more to go on

And where has Bovine been lately?

[Swamp]

Bovine or LBRod?

I was thinking the same thing but probably not in the same way

[Clams]

Bovine or LBRod?

I was thinking the same thing but probably not in the same way

I think WWCD will need to answer that one in his own personal way.

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Bovine or LBRod?

I was thinking the same thing but probably not in the same way

I think WWCD will need to answer that one in his own personal way.

Answer in my own personal way? Hell, that's easy

[bovine knievel]

Cousin Eddie



OR

Carl Spackler

[bovine knievel]

Bovine or LBRod?

That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Cousin Eddie



OR

Carl Spackler

He had me at "shitter was full"

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Bovine or LBRod?

That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.

hey now!

[LBRod]

Bovine or LBRod?

That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.

[UTHeathen]

Bovine or LBRod?

That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.

hey now!

McGruber?

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

yes, MacGruber, AKA the world's greatest cat

[Iowan]

One Sierra Nevada beer for the rest of your life.

GO!

[Flea]

What's the difference between a baboon?

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

One Sierra Nevada beer for the rest of your life.

GO!

Celebration

[Iowan]

Can't argue with that. I'd be torn between Hop Hunter and Otra Vez.

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

Can't argue with that. I'd be torn between Hop Hunter and Otra Vez.

can't do Otra Vez, the prickly pear cactus tastes like cucumber/melon to me, and I absolutely hate both flavors. My wife, on the other hand, loves it!

There have been some things released temporarily in the pub only that I love, but for the things they bottle it would be Celebration for sure

[Iowan]

Can't argue with that. I'd be torn between Hop Hunter and Otra Vez.

can't do Otra Vez, the prickly pear cactus tastes like cucumber/melon to me, and I absolutely hate both flavors. My wife, on the other hand, loves it!

There have been some things released temporarily in the pub only that I love, but for the things they bottle it would be Celebration for sure

I hate cucumber too, but don't get that at all from it, thankfully. It's become my go-to summer beer.

[Clams]

Straight up SN Pale Ale. Still the best.

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

and here's a preemptive answer:

no, there is not an entity existing on the planet that could entice me to root for dook basketball and its rat coach.

None.

Not one.

[Flea]

What's the difference between a baboon?

[beantownbubba]

Straight up SN Pale Ale. Still the best.

Me too. Must be an east coast thing.

[dogstar]

What time is Chico Time?