Questions for whatwouldcooleydo??
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Questions for whatwouldcooleydo??
We all know what Cooley would do.
But what would you do?
And how?
Also do you think you could beat me in a short round of shits and ladders?
But what would you do?
And how?
Also do you think you could beat me in a short round of shits and ladders?
and that pussy Alec Baldwin blew that girl away, and speaking of pussy Steve got it all!
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What and how? All you need to know is that I stand 6'9', I weigh 317 pounds, I wear a size-17 rasslin' boot, and I cover the ground I walk on!*
I've heard of shits and ladders but have no idea what it is, so I predict you would whoop my ass
Next?
*=quoting the great Ernie "the Big Cat" Ladd
I've heard of shits and ladders but have no idea what it is, so I predict you would whoop my ass
Next?
*=quoting the great Ernie "the Big Cat" Ladd
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But what does Cooley want to do?
A girl as plain as a primer coat
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he wants to take you higherblueridgehiker wrote:But what does Cooley want to do?
Keep 'em comin'
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Is the JGB 8-18-1984 UIC Pavilion Chicago performance of Get Out of My Life Woman still the greatest thing ever? It was my first JGB boot and that thing kicked my ass for years. Curious if it still holds up. Tape is long gone, & can't find on the net. JGB OPENED for Zappa that night
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Hard to say but I'm leaning towards doubtful, at best it has to be in a tie with the JGB Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down from Merriweather Post 9/2/89 and also Hampton 11/9/91Given to Fly wrote:Is the JGB 8-18-1984 UIC Pavilion Chicago performance of Get Out of My Life Woman still the greatest thing ever? It was my first JGB boot and that thing kicked my ass for years. Curious if it still holds up. Tape is long gone, & can't find on the net. JGB OPENED for Zappa that night
Still, with some exceptions, any JGB is good JGB!!!
I remember seeing posters from those Zappa/JGB shows
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Need more to go onClams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
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And where has Bovine been lately?whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Need more to go onClams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
Don't hurt people, and don't take their stuff.
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I was thinking the same thing but probably not in the same wayClams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
and that pussy Alec Baldwin blew that girl away, and speaking of pussy Steve got it all!
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I think WWCD will need to answer that one in his own personal way.Swamp wrote:I was thinking the same thing but probably not in the same wayClams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
If you don't run you rust
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Clams wrote:I think WWCD will need to answer that one in his own personal way.Swamp wrote:I was thinking the same thing but probably not in the same wayClams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
Answer in my own personal way? Hell, that's easy
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Cousin Eddie
OR
Carl Spackler
OR
Carl Spackler
“Excited people get on daddy’s nerves.” - M. Cooley
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That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.Clams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
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He had me at "shitter was full"bovine knievel wrote:Cousin Eddie
OR
Carl Spackler
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hey now!bovine knievel wrote:That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.Clams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
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bovine knievel wrote:That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.Clams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
Don't hurt people, and don't take their stuff.
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McGruber?whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:hey now!bovine knievel wrote:That's like having to pick your favorite kid; however, I have cared for his pussy.Clams wrote:Bovine or LBRod?
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yes, MacGruber, AKA the world's greatest cat
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One Sierra Nevada beer for the rest of your life.
GO!
GO!
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CelebrationIowan wrote:One Sierra Nevada beer for the rest of your life.
GO!
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Can't argue with that. I'd be torn between Hop Hunter and Otra Vez.
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can't do Otra Vez, the prickly pear cactus tastes like cucumber/melon to me, and I absolutely hate both flavors. My wife, on the other hand, loves it!Iowan wrote:Can't argue with that. I'd be torn between Hop Hunter and Otra Vez.
There have been some things released temporarily in the pub only that I love, but for the things they bottle it would be Celebration for sure
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I hate cucumber too, but don't get that at all from it, thankfully. It's become my go-to summer beer.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:can't do Otra Vez, the prickly pear cactus tastes like cucumber/melon to me, and I absolutely hate both flavors. My wife, on the other hand, loves it!Iowan wrote:Can't argue with that. I'd be torn between Hop Hunter and Otra Vez.
There have been some things released temporarily in the pub only that I love, but for the things they bottle it would be Celebration for sure
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Straight up SN Pale Ale. Still the best.
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and here's a preemptive answer:
no, there is not an entity existing on the planet that could entice me to root for dook basketball and its rat coach.
None.
Not one.
no, there is not an entity existing on the planet that could entice me to root for dook basketball and its rat coach.
None.
Not one.
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Flea wrote:What's the difference between a baboon?
Now it's dark.
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Me too. Must be an east coast thing.Clams wrote:Straight up SN Pale Ale. Still the best.
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What time is Chico Time?
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