"and i quote"...

[joelle]

"i never wanted to be famous.
i only wanted to be great."
-ray charles


"whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
-albert einstein



"the old believe everything;
the middle-aged suspect everything;
the young know everything."
-oscar wilde

[garnersound]

"My anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns hun" - Sir Mix-A-Lot

[joelle]

"My anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns hun" - Sir Mix-A-Lot

spoken for truth

[rlipps]

My pussy hurts--Mike Cooley

[garnersound]

"I don't need yours or them drive-by truckers help." - early cuyler

[one belt loop]

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

- Mark Twain



Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

- Oscar Wilde (on his deathbed)

[AprilTwister]

" When the singer starts yodelling, you know you're in for a wild time "

Glen Tucker
Reporter for Global News

[SandyBritches]

"Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee

"Music is an indirect force for change, because it provides an anchor against human tragedy. In this sense, it works towards a reconciled world. It can also be the direct experience of change. At certain points during some shows, the reconciled world is already here, at least in that second, at that place" - Jesse Michaels

[beantownbubba]

"Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee

Of course you can, and often you should.

[RevMatt]

"A piece of writing is a dangerous thing," he said. "It can change your life." Tobias Wolff

"Maybe that's what we look for in the people we love, the spark of unhappiness we think we know how to extinguish." Tom Perrotta

[The Black Canary]

"A piece of writing is a dangerous thing," he said. "It can change your life." Tobias Wolff

yes it can!!!

[Tequila Cowboy]

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Mel Brooks

[The Black Canary]

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Mel Brooks

talk about hitting my nail on it's head!!!

[Tequila Cowboy]

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

George Carlin

[RevMatt]

"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. "
— Anton Chekhov

[RevMatt]

"But he stays by the window, remembering that life. They had laughed. They had leaned on each other and laughed until the tears had come, while everything else—the cold and where he'd go in it—was outside, for a while anyway." Raymond Carver

[StevieRay]

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Winston Churchill

[Penny Lane]

We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don't know.

W.H. Auden

[Penny Lane]

not really what you're looking for, but anything by Mitch Hedberg..namely:

I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to. "Do you keep my hair in place?... Do you keep my documents in order?... Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."

[SandyBritches]

"Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee

Of course you can, and often you should.

Then your view of "duty" is far too narrow.

[beantownbubba]

"Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee

Of course you can, and often you should.

Then your view of "duty" is far too narrow.

I think not. If "duty" means something other than its plain and ordinary meaning, then the quote is meaningless. Besides if "duty" means something more or different than its ordinary meaning, why would they give out awards for acting above and beyond the call of duty?

[Zip City]

"Perfection is the enemy of good" - ????

"If ignorance is bliss, then wipe the smile off my face" - Zach De La Rocha

[SandyBritches]

"It's all about the music, and it always sets you free."

"I love being alive and I will be the best man I possibly can. I will take love wherever I find it and offer it to everyone who will take it . . . seek knowledge from those wiser and teach those who wish to learn from me." - Duane Allman

[Penny Lane]

[i]"I love being alive and I will be the best man I possibly can. I will take love wherever I find it and offer it to everyone who will take it . . . seek knowledge from those wiser and teach those who wish to learn from me." - Duane Allman

one of my favorites..

[bovine knievel]

Just sometimes don't do what I ought to, sometimes I yes when I should no - Patterson Hood

[AprilTwister]

" There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in " - Leonard Cohen

[StevieRay]

"All I have to do is revel in the everyday
Then do it again tomorrow"

-P Hood

[Smitty]

Popmatters:You have a reputation for being a bunch of rabble-rousers, with a bottle of whiskey on stage and such. Is it tiring to be seen that way?
Cooley: Being seen that way doesn't get tiring, actually doing it wears my ass out.

[Tequila Cowboy]

Popmatters:You have a reputation for being a bunch of rabble-rousers, with a bottle of whiskey on stage and such. Is it tiring to be seen that way?
Cooley: Being seen that way doesn't get tiring, actually doing it wears my ass out.

Classic.

[Steve French]

Mars needs women. Angry red women

Rob Zombie