That Just Frosts My Ass...

[Tequila Cowboy]

I'm sure we've had some version before of pet peeves or something but I think this is more immediate, something that just pisses you off out of the blue. Here's the one for me; on CNN just now I heard the anchor say that it had been "two whole weeks" since the Malaysian plane went missing. Why did we need the qualifier "whole weeks"? If they were partial weeks you would have said 11 days, 12 days or whatever at 14 days all you have to say is "two weeks". Oh and stop pontificating endlessly when you have no information. That just frosts my ass you ridiculous CNN anchors.

[bovine knievel]

snow about 3' deep frosts my ass!

[Given to Fly]

Fallon did this same bit last night on his hashtag segment or whatever they call it. One of them was a co-worker that that slurps his/her coffee and says ahhhhh.. after each sip.

Mine would be people that chew gum & pop it inside their mouth. Makes me real frosty.

[Smitty]

This thread makes me think of "Pitts Off".

[joelle]

the saying,
"at the end of the day..."
it is horribly overused, and completely lazy story or anecdote telling.

not sure it "frosts my ass", but it does make my skin crawl.

[Flea]

The incorrect grammatical construction "The reason is because" makes me want to perform a self-myringotomy with a rusty paper clip.

[LastLawson]

Thank you SOOO much.

[Cole Younger]

When people say "incidences" when they mean either incidents or instances. Makes me want to bite myself.

[Zip City]

"I could care less"

"Mine as well"

[sactochris]

Listening to my boss complain about the minimum wage, when he doesn't even pay us minimum wage (well, except for his girlfriend that is) really frosts my ass.

[LastLawson]

When people say soshasecurity instead of social security.

[sg207]

"I could care less"

Me too on that one. It doesn't make any damn sense when you say it that way.

[John A Arkansawyer]

This is so petty, but: It drives me batty when people use "jive" when they mean "jibe" and "phase" when they mean "faze".

[Kudzu Guillotine]

"It's a mute point".

[Tequila Cowboy]

"It's a mute point".

Yep. Awful.

[Slipkid42]

"It's a mute point".

I used to say "Why are you trying to turn the sound down" when I'd hear this, but it always fell on deaf ears.

[allisonsdc]

I have always loathed the phrase "keep on keeping on," but fortunately it hasn't deterred me from digging The Righteous Path.

[Beebs]

"It's a mute point".

I used to say "Why are you trying to turn the sound down" when I'd hear this, but it always fell on deaf ears.

What?

[Zip City]

"It's a mute point".

I used to say "Why are you trying to turn the sound down" when I'd hear this, but it always fell on deaf ears.

What?

WHOOSH

[Tequila Cowboy]

I think that was on purpose Zip. Don't worry though, Beebs will be ok because he is not a ragey man.

[Beebs]

WHOOSH

WHAT?

[Iowan]

WHOOSH

WHAT?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[Beebs]

WHOOSH

WHAT?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

TWAT? I CUNT HEAR YOU?

[Beebs]

I have an EAR INFUCTION!

[Barely_Oakely]

This one's going to piss some people off, but the hell with it. People bragging about having rescue animals. I'm not saying it's not noble to go to the shelter to get a puppy, it is, and they're usually great dogs. It really frosts my ass when people say they rescued their dog (or cat if you're into that sorta thing). Like they deserve some sort of medal for going to the shelter instead of a petco. You didn't run into a burning building and come out with Fido.

Adopted children aren't rescue kids. Used cars aren't rescue cars. Clothes from Goodwill aren't rescue jeans. If you didn't commit a heroic act to obtain your pet it's adopted, not rescued.

Unleash the haters.

[porkulator]

This one's going to piss some people off, but the hell with it. People bragging about having rescue animals. I'm not saying it's not noble to go to the shelter to get a puppy, it is, and they're usually great dogs. It really frosts my ass when people say they rescued their dog (or cat if you're into that sorta thing). Like they deserve some sort of medal for going to the shelter instead of a petco. You didn't run into a burning building and come out with Fido.

Adopted children aren't rescue kids. Used cars aren't rescue cars. Clothes from Goodwill aren't rescue jeans. If you didn't commit a heroic act to obtain your pet it's adopted, not rescued.

Unleash the haters.

Exactly!Don't swell that chest and take some a that base outta ya voice.Quit looking down your nose.

[Zip City]

I think that was on purpose Zip. Don't worry though, Beebs will be ok because he is not a ragey man.

Oh, ha ha. I get jokes

[lotusamerica]

Should of, would of, could of, must of. I don't know why this one bugs me so much, but it does.

[4sooner]

It just burns my ass when people say "frosts my ass".

[Tequila Cowboy]

It just burns my ass when people say "frosts my ass".

Touché 4sooner, touché.