Drive-by Trekkers

Son of Swamp · Post by **Son of Swamp** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:14 am

Wasnt sure where exactly to put this, but i guess this is as good as any.

A fun idea the Wife and myself had where WHAT if DBT were huge Star Trek fans and started a new band called Drive-by Trekkers.

In this thread we can come up with silly Star Trek song titles or if you are talented enough, you can photoshop some pics of DBT in Star Trek situations. (maybe put former members in red shirts? ha ha)

Some song titles we came up with.

My dad had a great one "Used to be a Borg"

He's Dead Drunk and Naked, Jim
Picard and Kirk
Ferengi and Fuselage
Shut up and get on the Shuttlecraft
Blessing and a Spatial Anomaly
Where the Romulans don't stay
Three Federation Icons
The Boys from Deep Space Nine
Carl Perkins Enterprise
George Jones' Communicator Blues
Goddamn Lonely Holodeck
Transporters and Dirt
Self Destructive Neutral Zones

That should get you started! Have fun!

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:23 am

This is very funny, but I don't believe I'm this clever. Let me give it a think.

RolanK · Post by **RolanK** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:36 am

Let there be Spock

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:38 am

Between He's Dead Drunk and Naked, Jim and Self Destructive Neutral Zones, I don't know if there's anything left for the rest of us.

Or so I thought. RolanK just proved me wrong. So let me think about this...

Son of Swamp · Post by **Son of Swamp** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:45 am

RolanK wrote:Let there be Spock

Ha ha! Awesome!

PonyGirl · Post by **PonyGirl** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:37 pm

Seven of Nine (This Borg is Mean)...

I don't follow Star Trek, but I lived with a dude who was a fan for 7 years and that just came to me, along with the very obvious:

Federation Day

Markalanbishop · Post by **Markalanbishop** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:50 pm

Where the Tribble Don't Stay

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:54 pm

Made Up Klingon Oceans

Markalanbishop · Post by **Markalanbishop** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:21 pm

Space City: The Final Frontier

Swamp · Post by **Swamp** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:30 pm

Scotty's Cup
Klingonville-Space Trucking-Klingonville

Lone Wolf1 · Post by **Lone Wolf1** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:44 pm

Blackholeville

Son of Swamp · Post by **Son of Swamp** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:58 pm

oh my god guys, these are amazing!

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:08 pm

Dancin' Scotty
Cartoon Dilithium
Ray's Automatic Phaser
Used To Be A Redshirt

PonyGirl · Post by **PonyGirl** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:12 pm

For whatever reason, because I basically spent close to a decade tolerating Star Trek, I AM TOTALLY INTO THIS...

So here's more:

Goddamn Vulcan Love
Where's Scotty?
Bones (As in, "Bones goes to church every Sunday...")

...and in honour of all the boys who sat in my living room, drinking beer and watching Star Trek:

Uhura Without Whiskey
Deanna Troy's Kimono

...even though my dude was a Beverly Crusher man...

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:12 pm

Nine Photon Torpedoes
Too Much Kirk (Too Little Jesus)
Box of Hortas
One of These Stardates
The Federation President's Penis Is Missing
The Night Harry Mudd Came to Town

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:17 pm

Shut Up and Get on the Starship
Women Without Aldebaran Whiskey

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:17 pm

PonyGirl wrote:Where's Scotty?

To say nothing of Everybody Needs Kirk.

PonyGirl wrote:Deanna Troy's Kimono

I'm thinking both Worf and Riker are a lot less likely to be pushovers than Mr. Claus.

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:22 pm

Eyes Like Q

Son of Swamp · Post by **Son of Swamp** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:14 pm

This is the best thread ever. Great song titles guys!

Markalanbishop · Post by **Markalanbishop** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:29 pm

Used to be a Khan

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:35 pm

You know what this thread needs? Some Bo Diddley:

one belt loop · Post by **one belt loop** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:36 pm

(We Look for Things That Make Us) Go-Go Boots

one belt loop · Post by **one belt loop** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:41 pm

Drag the Lake, Scotty

one belt loop · Post by **one belt loop** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:49 pm

After the Redshirt Dies

The Tribble He Made Her Wear

A Universe of Hurt

Hell, No, I Ain't Betazoid

Loaded Phaser in the Closet

Data, Drunk and Naked

And, of course:

Gravity's Gone

Space City

uncle rickey · Post by **uncle rickey** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:23 pm

You and Your Dilithium Crystal Meth
Carl Perkins' Holodeck
Little Pony and the Giant Space Amoeba

Bill in CT · Post by **Bill in CT** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:58 pm

I've been watching some Star Trek: Deep Space Nine on YouTube lately so this thread is timely for me.
I need to think about this some more but for now:

Dominion Day

Son of Swamp · Post by **Son of Swamp** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:18 pm

incredible!

Swamp · Post by **Swamp** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:03 am

Illogical USA
The Earth Thing
Panties in her replicator.

7 of 9 (this borg is mean) is my favorite so far.

So who's on the bridge? Say for like a Halloween show?
Of course the crew would be involved. That's why I have Matt D as chief engineer.
Patterson as the Capt.
Put some pointed ears on Cooley and he could be Spock's brother.
And I've got Brad as chief of security.
Where do the rest fall?

beantownbubba · Post by **beantownbubba** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:34 am

Swamp wrote:So who's on the bridge? Say for like a Halloween show?

Great idea, swamp.

I'm not a trekkie (to say the least) but isn't the only real question who will be Uhura?

Bill in CT · Post by **Bill in CT** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:59 pm

Look at which Athens band had their lead singer dressed as Spock last Halloween:

http://instagram.com/p/gMD7tKxpos/

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