Guarandamntee you it isn’t FloydCole Younger wrote:whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
blast from the past
That dude's GOTTA be named Thaddeus
I was thinking something like Dever, Claxton, or maybe Tolliver.
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Son, this ain't a dream no more, it's the real thing
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So many gems in this post:
As an Auburn fan, I completely feel your pain regarding offense.Cole Younger wrote:
watching us play offense is like watching a bird dog try to pass a peach seed.
Fromm’s regression is real and it’s spectacular.
Kirby Smart’s offensive philosophy is like owning a muscle car but driving it like a station wagon. Kirby wants to get a ten point lead and start bleeding clock in the second quarter. He coaches like a man trying to discreetly fart in church.
Let the outside air in
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Please tell me someone saw the end of the Egg Bowl.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
Turn it up to 10 and rip off the knob
Week 14, the formula
Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
Re: Week 14, the formula
I hope you are right about Memphis.I am heading to the Liberty Bowl this afternoon for the game.Swamp wrote:Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
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Hate to see it happen, that’s gonna dog him the rest of his life. People will rub his nose in this ‘til the day he diesSterling Bigmouth wrote:Please tell me someone saw the end of the Egg Bowl.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
Son, this ain't a dream no more, it's the real thing
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maybe even hit him with a rolled up newspaper!whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Hate to see it happen, that’s gonna dog him the rest of his life. People will rub his nose in this ‘til the day he diesSterling Bigmouth wrote:Please tell me someone saw the end of the Egg Bowl.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
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The paper works! The dog in my Working this Job video would "come correct" immediately at the mere mention of the paper. My wife got blasted on fakebook for suggesting the paper to a friend with dog problems.chuckrh wrote:maybe even hit him with a rolled up newspaper!whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Hate to see it happen, that’s gonna dog him the rest of his life. People will rub his nose in this ‘til the day he diesSterling Bigmouth wrote:Please tell me someone saw the end of the Egg Bowl.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
Re: Week 14, the formula
Hard to beleive that's the same stadium I was in 47 years ago. Does the Memphis Belle still sit out front? Nothing like a good cat fight, but wait, the Bearcat was a navy plane from the same era as the Memphis Belle. Maybe it'll be a dog fight. Go Tigers!jr29 wrote:I hope you are right about Memphis.I am heading to the Liberty Bowl this afternoon for the game.Swamp wrote:Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31, obviously, buffalos, Native Americans. Whatda you think?
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
Re: Week 14, the formula
It does not.Swamp wrote:Hard to beleive that's the same stadium I was in 47 years ago. Does the Memphis Belle still sit out front? Nothing like a good cat fight, but wait, the Bearcat was a navy plane from the same era as the Memphis Belle. Maybe it'll be a dog fight. Go Tigers!jr29 wrote:I hope you are right about Memphis.I am heading to the Liberty Bowl this afternoon for the game.Swamp wrote:Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31, obviously, buffalos, Native Americans. Whatda you think?
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
That was a very fun game. It did drag in the second an third quarter but the fourth quarter was worth the price of admission.
Cincinnati carved up the Memphis secondary for a good chunk of the game. Hopefully that will be addressed and fixed for the rematch next week.
It's a very fun time to live in Memphis.
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Did you really pick Tech over UGA?Swamp wrote:Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
Son, this ain't a dream no more, it's the real thing
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fever betting. hit that 17!whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Did you really pick Tech over UGA?Swamp wrote:Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
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Obviously I have my reasons, which sometimes skirt realitywhatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Did you really pick Tech over UGA?Swamp wrote:Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
Re: Week 14, the formula
been there, done that, bought the tour jacket....Swamp wrote:Obviously I have my reasons, which sometimes skirt realitywhatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Did you really pick Tech over UGA?Swamp wrote:Running late this week. We've had the flu since monday and we both got our shots. I feel a little better this morn but the Mrs don't. Last time I checked on her she looked pitiful but I had to chuckle, she was wearing a I blame Clams shirt.
Friday night lights in Memphis
Memp over Cinci, 37-14
LSU has no problem with Ta&m, 42-17
Clem goes to So Car and wins, 38-21
Ok over Ok St, 28-27
Utah over Colo, 38-31
Bulldogs seem to be on a roll. Both Thor and Bully won yesterday but last time I took my cue from a dog I was wrong.
GT over Ga 12-9
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on the bright side, this unfortunate incident gives Elijah Moore a leg up on some character buildingchuckrh wrote:maybe even hit him with a rolled up newspaper!whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Hate to see it happen, that’s gonna dog him the rest of his life. People will rub his nose in this ‘til the day he diesSterling Bigmouth wrote:Please tell me someone saw the end of the Egg Bowl.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
Son, this ain't a dream no more, it's the real thing
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Is Auburn about to put a stake through Nick Saban's cold, black heart?
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I sure hope so! Saban makes me irrationally angry, I hope he’s not as big of an asshole as he seems.chuckrh wrote:Is Auburn about to put a stake through Nick Saban's cold, black heart?
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ROLL TIDE
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Sterling Bigmouth wrote:Please tell me someone saw the end of the Egg Bowl.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
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I was rooting for Miss St (my wife is an alum and grew up there) so I'm glad it worked out for the Bulldogs. However, If I woke up in Matt Luke's shoes I'd resign before that kid played at Ole Miss again. That is inexcusable, selfish bullshit.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Sterling Bigmouth wrote:Please tell me someone saw the end of the Egg Bowl.
Ole Miss is driving down the field down 21-14, and after a chaotic series of mishaps, flags, and the replaying of downs, they finally score on a pass play with 4 seconds remaining. The only problem is, the receiver pretends to be a dog crawling on all fours and peeing as a celebration (like DK Metcalf in 2017), and gets hit with a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. Out of two point range, the Rebels are forced to kick the PAT, and the college kicker being a college kicker, of course misses it. 21-20 Bulldogs. Positively brutal.
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He's not a good tipper.bovine knievel wrote:I sure hope so! Saban makes me irrationally angry, I hope he’s not as big of an asshole as he seems.chuckrh wrote:Is Auburn about to put a stake through Nick Saban's cold, black heart?
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
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Now watching the Utes. I may check in on the Gators later but they aint in the formula no more.
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
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I thought that was The Dalai Lama (despite being a big hitter)Swamp wrote:He's not a good tipper.bovine knievel wrote:I sure hope so! Saban makes me irrationally angry, I hope he’s not as big of an asshole as he seems.chuckrh wrote:Is Auburn about to put a stake through Nick Saban's cold, black heart?
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schlanky wrote:War Eagle
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you sure do crack yourself up. do you write your own material (back at ya!)? on the positive side, you will never lack an audience.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:schlanky wrote:War Eagle
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Might be hope for you yetchuckrh wrote:you sure do crack yourself up. do you write your own material (back at ya!)? on the positive side, you will never lack an audience.whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:schlanky wrote:War Eagle
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Hard to know what to make of that Ole Miss disaster. I think it probably makes the most sense to resist trying to draw big messages or lessons from it. On a personal 1:1 level, surely this will either build or destroy the kid's character. I can't imagine the grief he's going to get given the general tenor of big time college football and the ultimately small world of a college campus. Which is not to say he doesn't deserve it. On the level of stupid, selfish, sophomoric shit players do, this is right at the top.
I didn't see the game or follow the story in detail: Do we know whether Ole Miss planned to go for the win or tie (if they had a legit chance at the 2 pointer)? I love to see teams go for the win in that situation and if that was the case, it makes the sin even greater.
I didn't see the game or follow the story in detail: Do we know whether Ole Miss planned to go for the win or tie (if they had a legit chance at the 2 pointer)? I love to see teams go for the win in that situation and if that was the case, it makes the sin even greater.
chuckrh wrote:you sure do crack yourself up. do you write your own material (back at ya!)? on the positive side, you will never lack an audience.
What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard
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Ta hell with ole miss, did any of yall notice all the teams left in my formula will be playing in their respected conferances championships this week.
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
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shocker in gloomtown (politicallycorrectville): University of Washington coach Chris Petersen steps down. its all a bit murky. seattle is in shock. hopefully the seahawks will admininster CPR tonight. GO HAWKS!