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Did you just "Oh Snap" your own joke?
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Zip City wrote:Did you just "Oh Snap" your own joke?
brilliant deduction, good sir! With it do you take issue?
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Zip City wrote:Did you just "Oh Snap" your own joke?
of course the meme creator fucked up: with Lou Holtz it would be more like, "oh thnap!"

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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
Zip City wrote:Did you just "Oh Snap" your own joke?
brilliant deduction, good sir! With it do you take issue?
You are clearly unfamiliar with the parliamentary procedures of joke telling. Like a motion followed by a second, one person tells the joke, then another person Oh Snaps it. You cannot Oh Snap your own joke.
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Zip City wrote:
whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
Zip City wrote:Did you just "Oh Snap" your own joke?
brilliant deduction, good sir! With it do you take issue?
You are clearly unfamiliar with the parliamentary procedures of joke telling. Like a motion followed by a second, one person tells the joke, then another person Oh Snaps it. You cannot Oh Snap your own joke.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Zip City wrote:You cannot Oh Snap your own joke.
that's a great REO Speedwagon album
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Zip City wrote:
whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
Zip City wrote:Did you just "Oh Snap" your own joke?
brilliant deduction, good sir! With it do you take issue?
You are clearly unfamiliar with the parliamentary procedures of joke telling. Like a motion followed by a second, one person tells the joke, then another person Oh Snaps it. You cannot Oh Snap your own joke.
The choice is yours:

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now this would make a great album title: You Cannot "Oh Snap!" Your Own Joke, but You Can Go Fuck Yourself :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Iowan wrote:
TW_2.0 wrote:Ouch.

That one hurt.

Great game by Clemson. Watson and those WRs were simply unreal.

Congrats to the Clemson nation.
If Bama fans know anything, it's the heartbreak of collegiate athletics. I'd never want to suffer through that kind of a let down.

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Don't worry: unless you change teams, you aren't gonna get close to enough to a championship let down to ever suffer it :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If there is any truth to this, it's time to execute Baylor football

52 rapes, with give of them gang rapes, potentially involving 32 different players. with of the five alleged gang rapes were said to involve 10 or more players at the same time.
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for wwcd....

ric flair loves the tigers.....

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@TommyMoffitt WOOOOO! Your the man Tommy... Best of luck to you and @Coach_EdOrgeron this coming year!!

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dime in the gutter wrote:for wwcd....

ric flair loves the tigers.....

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@TommyMoffitt WOOOOO! Your the man Tommy... Best of luck to you and @Coach_EdOrgeron this coming year!!
Wait, what? I thought he was a Michigan man? RIC FLAIR WITH THE COLLEGIATE HEEL TURN
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Zip City wrote:
dime in the gutter wrote:for wwcd....

ric flair loves the tigers.....

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@TommyMoffitt WOOOOO! Your the man Tommy... Best of luck to you and @Coach_EdOrgeron this coming year!!
Wait, what? I thought he was a Michigan man? RIC FLAIR WITH THE COLLEGIATE HEEL TURN
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Zip City wrote:
dime in the gutter wrote:for wwcd....

ric flair loves the tigers.....

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@TommyMoffitt WOOOOO! Your the man Tommy... Best of luck to you and @Coach_EdOrgeron this coming year!!
Wait, what? I thought he was a Michigan man? RIC FLAIR WITH THE COLLEGIATE HEEL TURN
Nature Boy is a Minnesota guy, was a Gopher but didn't graduate

That said, he appears to be up to speak to/root for any team that will pay him
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I'm very pleased that former PSU president Graham Spanier, a fucking asshole, was found guilty by a jury today of child endangerment for failing to report Jerry Sandusky to authorities in 2001.
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Clams wrote:I'm very pleased that former PSU president Graham Spanier, a fucking asshole, was found guilty by a jury today of child endangerment for failing to report Jerry Sandusky to authorities in 2001.
Especially since he's been FUCKING TEACHING THIS WHOLE TIME at Penn State. I mean what in the fucking fuck?
EDIT: not teaching, but collecting a paycheck as tenured faculty
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Penn State Trustee: "Running Out Of Sympathy For 35 Yr Old, So-Called Victims"

from the comments:

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

PSU: “Hold my beer.”



also from comments:

Oh Baylor, you did your worst. That truly was the Pet Sounds of rape. But you’re not topping the Beatles.
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it's a complete embarrassment
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Art Briles, go away and shut up. You don't necessarily need to die but if that's what it takes.....

http://deadspin.com/oh-look-more-disgus ... 1793922462
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:Art Briles, go away and shut up. You don't necessarily need to die but if that's what it takes.....

http://deadspin.com/oh-look-more-disgus ... 1793922462

Naw. He can die.

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This Hugh Freeze business is so awesome.

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TW_2.0 wrote:This Hugh Freeze business is so awesome.

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I have a strong desire to post one of these articles and a link to Kinky hypocrite on my facebook. People around here have treated this fucking guy like he's John Wooden.

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jr29 wrote:
TW_2.0 wrote:This Hugh Freeze business is so awesome.

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I have a strong desire to post one of these articles and a link to Kinky hypocrite on my facebook. People around here have treated this fucking guy like he's John Wooden.





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Family values hypocrites and the SEC are two of my least favorite things, so seeing them both brought down a notch in one news story makes my day
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Between Lane Kiffin causing riots at UT, Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle, and Hugh Freeze’s escort business, no one does coaching resignations like the SEC :mrgreen:
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Sterling Bigmouth wrote:Between Lane Kiffin causing riots at UT, Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle, and Hugh Freeze’s escort business, no one does coaching resignations like the SEC :mrgreen:
it wasn't a resignation, but don't forget Mike Price
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:
Sterling Bigmouth wrote:Between Lane Kiffin causing riots at UT, Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle, and Hugh Freeze’s escort business, no one does coaching resignations like the SEC :mrgreen:
it wasn't a resignation, but don't forget Mike Price
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Zip City wrote:Family values hypocrites and the SEC are two of my least favorite things, so seeing them both brought down a notch in one news story makes my day
This. There's nothing remotely surprising about this to me.

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