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On the bright side, who else but the Philadelphia City Paper and Philladelphia cartoonist Ronald Wimberly brings us this?

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Scott Walker came to town yesterday for a cheesesteak...

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Sounds like he had a rough campaign stop:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/tren ... rders.html
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Clams wrote:Scott Walker came to town yesterday for a cheesesteak...

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Sounds like he had a rough campaign stop:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/tren ... rders.html
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Now I feel bad about some of the things I've said about Philly. But not all of them.
Now it's dark.

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Flea wrote:Now I feel bad about some of the things I've said about Philly. But not all of them.
The manner in which the city welcomed and responded to Walker makes me proud to say "I'm from Philly"
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Those signs are ummm creative.
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Hitchhiking robot meets demise in Philadelphia
Cross-country experiment ends after robot vandalized in Philly


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Doctor hitchBOTenstein wrote:Unfortunately, hitchBOT was vandalized overnight in Philadelphia; sometimes bad things happen to good robots.
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John A Arkansawyer wrote:Hitchhiking robot meets demise in Philadelphia
Cross-country experiment ends after robot vandalized in Philly


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Doctor hitchBOTenstein wrote:Unfortunately, hitchBOT was vandalized overnight in Philadelphia; sometimes bad things happen to good robots.
Yep, posted this on the book of face. You know who's to blame...
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:
John A Arkansawyer wrote:Hitchhiking robot meets demise in Philadelphia
Cross-country experiment ends after robot vandalized in Philly


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Doctor hitchBOTenstein wrote:Unfortunately, hitchBOT was vandalized overnight in Philadelphia; sometimes bad things happen to good robots.
Yep, posted this on the book of face. You know who's to blame...
You know what? This hitchbot is a fucking idiot. If he was smart like robots are supposed to be, he would've known that hitchhiking in a big city is dangerous. It's not Philly's fault (or mine) that he did something stupid, that all of us know is dangerous. If he'd have used uber or taken a cab, he'd still have his robot arms and legs and head today.
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We got messed up minds for these messed up times...

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Is he wearing a Randall Cunningham Iggles jersey?!? :lol:
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Clams' accomplice no doubt. :lol:
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:Clams' accomplice no doubt. :lol:
Charlie Kelly, King of the Rats, has to be involved in this chicanery :lol:
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Oh, the humanity!
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It was Riley Cooper, who said, “I will jump that fence and fight every robot here.” :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It's hard to beat Slate's headline:

Friendly Canadian Hitchhiking Robot Decapitated While Visiting Philadelphia
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Kick out the jams motherfuckers.

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In response to the demise of the HitchBot, and in anticipation of the arrival of the Pope, some knuckleheads have created the PopeBot.

I shit you not

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phungi wrote:In response to the demise of the HitchBot, and in anticipation of the arrival of the Pope, some knuckleheads have created the PopeBot.

I shit you not

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Ok, that's fucking funny. :lol:
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Philly's finest..
A Philadelphia police officer has been suspended after pulling over a driver and threatening to impound his car unless he and his friend purchased tickets to a police benefit. The men in the car caught the shakedown on video, along with the officer dropping some casual homophobic slurs before he let them go.

“Either you buy these or I take your car, ‘cause it’s unregistered,” officer Matthew Zagursky says in the video.
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phungi wrote:Philly's finest..
A Philadelphia police officer has been suspended after pulling over a driver and threatening to impound his car unless he and his friend purchased tickets to a police benefit. The men in the car caught the shakedown on video, along with the officer dropping some casual homophobic slurs before he let them go.

“Either you buy these or I take your car, ‘cause it’s unregistered,” officer Matthew Zagursky says in the video.
damn, you beat me to it, was just coming here to post that

“No part of that video is good,” Commissioner Charles Ramsey said Saturday, “He used the tickets as a lever to not do his duty; that’s extortion.”

Zagursky “has been pulled from North Philly’s 24th District and placed on administrative duty as the Internal Affairs Bureau investigates the video,” Philly.com reports.


Administrative duty? Fuck that, fire this piece of shit
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Forget about your brotherly, your otherly love:

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos ... .ra5dda5L1

Who wouldn't want to move to Philly after reading this?
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pa_heathen wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos ... .ra5dda5L1

Who wouldn't want to move to Philly after reading this?
Apparently, you need to send me some Krimpets.


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one belt loop wrote:
pa_heathen wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos ... .ra5dda5L1

Who wouldn't want to move to Philly after reading this?
Apparently, you need to send me some Krimpets.


Oh, and your cat is controlling your brain.
There is no finer junk food than a tastykake butterscotch krimpet. That's a fact. Been eating them since I was about 8 years old.

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what the fuck is jawn?
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#PoopIsntWorthPrison: calling this for title of my upcoming rap project (cover of the album will feature me carrying a fat roll of bills... like a RAP mogul!)
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whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:what the fuck is jawn?
Not a what, but a who: The publisher of Rolling Stone.
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