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if chris knight is red dirt...is ryan adams pink dirt?

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dime in the gutter wrote:if chris knight is red dirt...is ryan adams pink dirt?


Well, he has a band called the Pinkhearts...
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who else would be in the pink dirt crowd?

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dime in the gutter wrote:who else would be in the pink dirt crowd?


The Avetts, Mumford & Sons, basically anyone Zip likes


i kid
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that's some funny shit, right there.

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Smitty wrote:


that was fascinating.


in a totally gruesome way.



how the fuck do you know about this shit?

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tinnitus photography wrote:
Smitty wrote:


that was fascinating.


in a totally gruesome way.



how the fuck do you know about this shit?


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Smitty wrote:
dime in the gutter wrote:who else would be in the pink dirt crowd?


The Avetts, Mumford & Sons, basically anyone Zip likes


i kid


I do NOT like Mumford, you fucker :lol:
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I was watching Nevermind The Buzzcocks tonight, the host asked Phil's team to name a song about tractors, Phil made some joke, the host said "no I would have accepted" then he named some song "and Jason Aldean- Big Green Tractor".

I thought to myself "why do they even know that awful song in England?" I was saddened I'm sorry England
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LuthierJustin wrote:I was watching Nevermind The Buzzcocks tonight, the host asked Phil's team to name a song about tractors, Phil made some joke, the host said "no I would have accepted" then he named some song "and Jason Aldean- Big Green Tractor".

I thought to myself "why do they even know that awful song in England?" I was saddened I'm sorry England



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Could probably make a fortune selling shirts like these at a "pink dirt" festival.
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great review of the new jason aldean record.

http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/jason-aldeans-1994-review-roast

here's a tasty nugget.

In Music Row’s everlasting quest to train all of its resources on scouring America to unearth only the finest, most purest form of audio diarrhea, they have struck the mother of all motherloads originating from the unholy bowels of Macon, Georgia’s Jason Aldean. Yes Nashville, pat yourself on the back, let all of the Auto-Tuned stars sing out in unison as Stratocasters bray out a cacophony of stadium rock riffs in unified celebration–you have officially discovered the shittiest country music song to ever touch the human ear drum.

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Smitty wrote:


I lasted 2:17
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Could this guy get any worse? Seriously....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/27/a-rod-family-foundation_n_2776863.html

A-Rod Family Foundation Gave Only 1% Of Donations To Charity: Report
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tinnitus photography wrote:
Smitty wrote:


that was fascinating.


in a totally gruesome way.



how the fuck do you know about this shit?



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Flea wrote:
tinnitus photography wrote:
Smitty wrote:


that was fascinating.


in a totally gruesome way.



how the fuck do you know about this shit?



There should be a competition: "How far can you make it through this video?" I lasted until the 1'14" mark, but only because of boobies.


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bovine knievel wrote:
dime in the gutter wrote:how thin is the line between these dudes and the red dirt crowd?


I know Cross Canadian Ragweed is considered part of the "red dirt crowd" and I would have to say they are not even on the same page.



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^^^^^*
you don't like Ragweed?

And for the record I'm a drinker not a fighter. 8-)
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bovine knievel wrote:^^^^^*
you don't like Ragweed?

And for the record I'm a drinker not a fighter. 8-)


Perhaps I misinterpreted...My thought was you were hatin' on Ragweed.

THey may have bee fightin' words....but I'll stand off to the side and watch the fightin' and have a drink w/you.

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I like Eric Church. What the Lacs, Colt Ford, Brantley Gilbert & Jason Aldeans "1994" did to country music is unforgivable
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Zip City wrote:
Smitty wrote:
dime in the gutter wrote:who else would be in the pink dirt crowd?


The Avetts, Mumford & Sons, basically anyone Zip likes


i kid


I do NOT like Mumford, you fucker :lol:


My 20-year-old niece loves their latest album...like, loves, adores, worships it. And I'm ok with it, because I think they're a gateway band to the hard stuff.

My bonus niece, on the other hand, has liked everything I've played for her so far, says she can't stop listening to Glossary now, and is coming to one of the Patterson shows. The difference? She's almost 10 years older.

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And I knew when I woke up Rock N Roll would be here forever

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How is this a thing?
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the new ascension millenium video from cory feldman.

under rated: the other cory.

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Smitty wrote:


look 3 posts up 8-)
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bovine knievel wrote:
Smitty wrote:


look 3 posts up 8-)


whoops

I'll offer these instead


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No, not all meth addicts are skinny.
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How the fuck does that go on for nearly 5 minutes? I think it ran it's course at the absolute latest, 2:06 where I had had enough.
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Zip City wrote:

How is this a thing?


I never heard of this song until this thread. Just saw this posted on a Buffett board:

Florida Georgia Line's 'Cruise' Sets Record For Longest No. 1 Run On Hot Country Songs

Of course, one of the comments was this, "It's a good song. I can see why it's been at number one for so long."

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