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GuitarManUpstairs
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by GuitarManUpstairs Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:53 pm
I'm somewhat surprised this thread doesn't already exist and my guess is a lot of this could probably be applied to the WTF thread but I thought we really needed a collective cesspool for exceptional acts committed by Homo Sapiens Ridiculi. (A subspecies of human quickly out populating the rest of us in western society.) So I'll start this little sideshow...
A while back on FB, I 'Liked' CMT in order to watch a video of Jason Isbell that actually made its way onto the networks online outlet. Mistake. Now nearly daily i get posts such as the following:
CMT wrote: Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan get matching tattoos! Check out their new ink in today's Hot Headlines:
http://at.cmt.com/gupfr Never going back to Buttholeville. (Good luck with that!)
bovine knievel
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by bovine knievel Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:48 pm
Look like a couple of otters to me
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John A Arkansawyer
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by John A Arkansawyer Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:06 pm
Like the man says, "What otter be, ought not to be so hard."
The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be
beantownbubba
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by beantownbubba Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:30 pm
John A Arkansawyer wrote: Like the man says, "What otter be, ought not to be so hard."
They've got viagra for that.
What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard
LuthierJustin
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by LuthierJustin Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:45 pm
Here is EVERY Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan and all those new country singers song
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Tequila Cowboy
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by Tequila Cowboy Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:56 pm
LuthierJustin wrote: Here is EVERY Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan and all those new country singers song
you forgot "in the US of A"
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
GW in IA
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by GW in IA Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:01 pm
A few years ago every other song was about the "country boy" luring the sofisticated "city lady" in with his downhome country ways.
Reluctantly, our hero rises to the day, with a moan and a curse to an absent God.
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by Tequila Cowboy Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:12 pm
GW in IA wrote: A few years ago every other song was about the "country boy" luring the sofisticated "city lady" in with his downhome country ways.
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
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by beantownbubba Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:14 pm
^^^
What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard
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by Cole Younger Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:42 pm
I love this thread.
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Beebs
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by Beebs Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:20 pm
I don't know who those fellas up top are but I was recently brought to tears of laughter when I stumbled upon my first Montgomery Gentry video.
They're like the love child of a pro wrstelr and an Elvis impersonator. Shame I can only fit half of that big photo. It's a real peach.
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by Penny Lane Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:01 pm
I've never heard of these guys...I'm SO glad.
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Smitty
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by Smitty Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:33 pm
These fuckers make Garth Brooks look like Hank Williams.
E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.
rlipps
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by rlipps Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:42 pm
Smitty wrote: These fuckers make Garth Brooks look like Hank Williams.
Haha, I made almost this exact quote to a friend the other day that likes what passes for country music these days
bovine knievel
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by bovine knievel Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:57 pm
dime in the gutter wrote: how thin is the line between these dudes and the red dirt crowd?
I know Cross Canadian Ragweed is considered part of the "red dirt crowd" and I would have to say they are not even on the same page.
“Excited people get on daddy’s nerves.” - M. Cooley
Clams
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by Clams Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:43 pm
bovine knievel wrote: dime in the gutter wrote: how thin is the line between these dudes and the red dirt crowd?
I know Cross Canadian Ragweed is considered part of the "red dirt crowd" and I would have to say they are not even on the same page.
What is the red dirt crowd? Never heard of the term.
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bovine knievel
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by bovine knievel Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:46 pm
Clams wrote: bovine knievel wrote: dime in the gutter wrote: how thin is the line between these dudes and the red dirt crowd?
I know Cross Canadian Ragweed is considered part of the "red dirt crowd" and I would have to say they are not even on the same page.
What is the red dirt crowd? Never heard of the term.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dirt_%28music%29 “Excited people get on daddy’s nerves.” - M. Cooley
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by Smitty Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:09 pm
dime in the gutter wrote: how thin is the line between these dudes and the red dirt crowd?
Very thin.
Dierks Bentley is the link.
In all fairness, Ragweed/Stoney Larue/Wade Bowen & the like are miles better than these fuckheads, but this is the commercialization of the "red dirt" genre.
E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.
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by Steve French Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:26 pm
Tequila Cowboy wrote: GW in IA wrote: A few years ago every other song was about the "country boy" luring the sofisticated "city lady" in with his downhome country ways.
Supermarionation is alive and well.
You're all familiar with original Thunderbirds, Joe 90, Supercar, Fireball XL5 (the pioneering work of Gerry Anderson....) fuck it. Jokes are so not funny if you have to explain them.
THEY LOOK LIKE THUNDERBIRD PUPPETS IS ALL.
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LuthierJustin
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by LuthierJustin Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:39 pm
Someone needs to tell these people "Country" is not an adjective
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bovine knievel
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by bovine knievel Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:38 pm
LuthierJustin wrote: Someone needs to tell these people "Country" is not an adjective
They probably think BBQ is a verb too.
“Excited people get on daddy’s nerves.” - M. Cooley
blackwll
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by blackwll Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:46 pm
Beebs wrote: I don't know who those fellas up top are but I was recently brought to tears of laughter when I stumbled upon my first Montgomery Gentry video.
They're like the love child of a pro wrstelr and an Elvis impersonator. Shame I can only fit half of that big photo. It's a real peach.
Montgomery Gentry - very popular mainstream country group. Just watch the CMAs. Fit right in here along with the other Otters. Garth Brooks does look good now. I guess that's may be why he got out of the "business". Friends in low places, indeed.
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by RolanK Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:04 pm
Beebs wrote: I don't know who those fellas up top are but I was recently brought to tears of laughter when I stumbled upon my first Montgomery Gentry video.
They're like the love child of a pro wrstelr and an Elvis impersonator. Shame I can only fit half of that big photo. It's a real peach.
Well, what can you say? Bad taste in guitars = bad taste in music (,life and everything). It's as simple as that (I think).
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RolanK
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by RolanK Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:01 pm
LuthierJustin wrote: Les Paul is bad taste in guitars?
No. Not LP. Definitely not. But the white and gold is imo.
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by Smitty Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:58 pm
these deserve to be here tooVIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO
E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.
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by Smitty Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:03 pm
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E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.
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by Smitty Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:05 pm
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by Smitty Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:22 pm
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