Recommendations for moving to Miami area

[alicedmillionaire]

God I love it when threads spin out of control.

Glad I could help...

[Zip City]

Miami has always struck me as a place that would be awesome if you were a millionaire. I'm not, so I've always found it pretty meh

[Clams]

Can we get Embrace The Whimsy tee shirts? Perhaps with the dancing girl from the video on the back? Or, just maybe, dancing Clams?

Like.

Get our crack team of photoshoppers on a prototype ASAP. I'm seeing a dancing clam$/video girl dance off kinda thing.
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FYI: I've trademarked the Dancing Clam. Both the term and the video, motherfuckers. Hereafter, kindly refrain from typing "Dancing Clam" or showing the video without first making payment arrangements to cover any and all of my exorbitant and outrageous licensing fees.

[bovine knievel]

Can we get Embrace The Whimsy tee shirts? Perhaps with the dancing girl from the video on the back? Or, just maybe, dancing Clams?

Like.

Get our crack team of photoshoppers on a prototype ASAP. I'm seeing a dancing clam$/video girl dance off kinda thing.
.

FYI: I've trademarked the Dancing Clam. Both the term and the video, motherfuckers. Hereafter, kindly refrain from typing "Dancing Clam" or showing the video without first making payment arrangements to cover any and all of my exorbitant and outrageous licensing fees.

I have a trademark on the edited animated GIF though so you're SOL.

I'm working on photoshopping Penny's head to the dancing girl's body.

[Clams]

FYI: I've trademarked the Dancing Clam. Both the term and the video, motherfuckers. Hereafter, kindly refrain from typing "Dancing Clam" or showing the video without first making payment arrangements to cover any and all of my exorbitant and outrageous licensing fees.

I have a trademark on the edited animated GIF though so you're SOL.

We'll see about that! I'm represented by the law firm of Bubba, Iowan and Lane. You'll be hearing from them!

[Tequila Cowboy]

alicedmillionaire, I hope you got what you needed because this thread has left Miami.

The lawyers are in charge now

[wrekkr]

Quoted for Posterity

Like most forums it's lotsa garbage

The recommendation I would have would be to find a cheap house someone has foreclosed on, then do hookers and blow until you are out of money.

[alicedmillionaire]

The recommendation I would have would be to find a cheap house someone has foreclosed on, then do hookers and blow until you are out of money.

I think we have a winner...

Thanks again, all.

[WoodDuck]

Miami is like another country to me.

Stay away from the bath salts.