things one thinks or does when drunk or drunkish

[joelle]

henceforth,
there shall be no judging in this thread...
with that stated:


sun. 5/30/10 8:00PM
tonight:harmless
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work.
I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble,
but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”
Mitch Hedberg


just now, sitting home after a few beverages... and my sweet kids run out and get me "some gum"

love me some gum
here we go now
gonna get sticky


"are you kidding me right now? you ate an entire box? and you are on your second box? gross mom, gross"lily g. chicago
"my teeth hurt real real bad" joelle g. chicago

[scotto]

I know it's only nearly June, but this wins the Thread of the Year Award.

[Given to Fly]

Beverages+ Nine Boxes of Gum + digital camera= Good Time!

[littlemamma]

No judging.
Slur, stumble, forget shit, put shit in places I think is a "good spot", text people things I shouldn't, shave, cry a few tears of joy, post things in the NC, listen, laugh, eat leftovers, and get in glitter fights (still finding glitter).

[lajakesdad]

Awesome Joelle. I've been drinking all day. I'm gonna have a little smoke then eat some vanilla ice cream with raspberries on top.

[WoodDuck]

“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work.
I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble,
but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”
Mitch Hedberg

Nice.

"My manager saw me drinking backstage and said 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor severely fucks up the way I walk. It ain't like a crutch, it's like a step I didn't see."

"If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink. But if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a fucking non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt?"

- Mitch Hedberg, Live at the 40 Watt Club, Athens, GA - April 9, 2002

['Scratch]

Bubblicious!

Almost spit my coffee, thanks for the AM laugh!

[roland]

I've been known to light farts.

[lajakesdad]

I've been known to light farts.

WWOP

[Tequila Cowboy]

Beverages+ Nine Boxes of Gum + digital camera= Good Time!

3DD wisdom. Catch it.

[Roy]

When I am really fuct up, I get smiley and quiet. Friends call it a 'perma-grin."

[joelle]

go see the sex and the city movie part 2

[littlemamma]

"I'm not as think as I drunk I am"

[joelle]

"I'm not as think as I drunk I am"

oh, i was.

[The Black Canary]

Beverages+ Nine Boxes of Gum + digital camera= Good Time!

I thought I was the only one with the bubble gum and getting drunk thing!!! good to know I am not alone!!!

[The Black Canary]

The last time I really got drunk, I was arguing with the ex. Mind you I was really really drunk and did the arguing while stratling his lap!!! You know when you want someone to listen to you during an argument and you sit on their lap to make sure they are paying attention to what you are saying

and that was the last time I was really really drunk in front of anyone!!!! ever!!!! amazingly enough no hangover the next morning, hmmmm.

I do that level of serious drinking at home.

[Penny Lane]

go see the sex and the city movie part 2

worse than that, i went and saw it sober...

[Fool No Where]

You know when you want someone to listen to you during an argument and you sit on their lap to make sure they are paying attention to what you are saying

Nothing makes me pay attention to what is being said like a big ole pair of lady knockers right in my face.

[joelle]

Nothing makes me pay attention to what is being said like a big ole pair of lady knockers right in my face.

glad you specified "lady knockers'
would not want to think "moobs" could have you memorized

however
jack, a sandwich and moobs on a boat?
that might be a different story

[dime in the gutter]

fancy wedding...helping old ladies down a narrow flight of wooden steps.

don't ever say....."you've got this licked...you're like a clydesdale coming down."

was trying to be complimentary.....seemed completely appropriate and thoughtful at the time.

[Clams]

fancy wedding...helping old ladies down a narrow flight of wooden steps.

don't ever say....."you've got this licked...you're like a clydesdale coming down."

was trying to be complimentary.....seemed completely appropriate and thoughtful at the time.

The words every woman wants to hear...
You're like a Clydesdale coming down the ramp

You're quite the charmer, dime!

[The Black Canary]

fancy wedding...helping old ladies down a narrow flight of wooden steps.

don't ever say....."you've got this licked...you're like a clydesdale coming down."

was trying to be complimentary.....seemed completely appropriate and thoughtful at the time.

Yes every women wants to hear that she is equal to the largest draft horse on the planet. OMG I want you so bad right now, I am all a quiver to hear those magic words come directly from you mouth!!!! IDIOT!!!

[dime in the gutter]

i blame it on the 500 beers and the sound of cloppity clop.

[littlemamma]

fancy wedding...helping old ladies down a narrow flight of wooden steps.

don't ever say....."you've got this licked...you're like a clydesdale coming down."

was trying to be complimentary.....seemed completely appropriate and thoughtful at the time.

They sound like their mamas didn't teach them how to take a compliment.
squares...

[Fool No Where]

things one thinks or does when drunk or drunkish

continue to drink.

[SeanP]

things one does when drunk or drunkish

go to class

[Tequila Cowboy]

fancy wedding...helping old ladies down a narrow flight of wooden steps.

don't ever say....."you've got this licked...you're like a clydesdale coming down."

was trying to be complimentary.....seemed completely appropriate and thoughtful at the time.

Drunk or sober dime is a mad genius.

[littlemamma]

I could have one more
(no I can't)

[joelle]

maybe
tonight when i am drunk or drunkish
i will begin compiling a list of new threads i can start.....

oh wait
that's not my job

[wrekkr]

it happens every god damn time.
sitting next to cotter jambing out,
then i'm wasted
he's tired of playing,
gets up and puts the geetar
in my hands.

so, first off i can't play
not even sober,
not even a chord.
it's pretty much a complet yard sale failure attempt at music.
apparently there is video/sound too
i've not listened to it yet.
but its my favorite song to play when i'm out of my mind.
i guess all the revelers there got a kick out of it,
cause they were all singing it the rest of the weekend.