things one thinks or does when drunk or drunkish

[joelle]

lots of drinks lead to lots of thoughts
where better to place them...than among folks that may not judge

the bartender refills, charges for sushi but never for cocktails
this is a secret. do not tell

when drunk
i am eating white chocolate easter egg candy. it melts in my mouth. it is perfection in a confectionery.
my gal is on a plane home from boston. visited tufts and harvard.
she is a blessed child.
i will be a broke but ecstatic mom.
the world will be a better place

i love my job.

chris knight is a beautiful writer. seems ( sounds like0 a thoughtful, rough, tender soul.

white chocolate kicks all other chocolates asses

[littlemamma]

I should not be drunkish so muchish
-LM 80 ish days ago-ish

[Erdlivz]

I'll play:

One does:
1. Wear my Jim McMahon Adidas headband from 1985
2. Clean countertops...WTF
3. Wear other ski hats, bandanas or assorted cowboy hats.......I collect hats, what can I say.
4. Throw darts at my dartboard because I dominate cricket and all other games. Bring it. I get better by the pitcher.
5. Watch the Chicago Bears -- Super Bowl Shuffle to re-enact my 7 year old being during run in 85-86.
6. Wear my Pop Warner #12 Bloomingdale Bears QB jersey when I ran the option in a T-Formation or Wishbone offense from 1986-1992. Shit still fits.
7. Put my acoustic guitar signed by the Nine Bullets crew from Athens 09 and fail to be able to play a chord.
8. Make a pizza and forget abut it until I go to work the next morning and have a huge hockey puck.
9. Make random calls to friends in Central time because it's somewhat earlier.
10.Apparently listen to Ted Nugent's Fred Bear........ hey I put some time in Michigan.........so back off.

[Erdlivz]

and.........cook Totinos pizzas...that my roommate used for a frisbee once...but...me hungry.......not tired......

[Given to Fly]

6. Wear my Pop Warner #12 Bloomingdale Bears QB jersey when I ran the option in a T-Formation or Wishbone offense from 1986-1992. Shit still fits.

For reals? I kept some old hockey sweaters from that area that are like half shirts now.

[Erdlivz]

6. Wear my Pop Warner #12 Bloomingdale Bears QB jersey when I ran the option in a T-Formation or Wishbone offense from 1986-1992. Shit still fits.

For reals? I kept some old hockey sweaters from that area that are like half shirts now.

It's skin tight and hilarious. I somehow like to be comic relief at times. I kept all my jerseys from growing up. Hysterical stuff.

[Given to Fly]

Classic!

Noticed I typed "area" instead of "era". WTF? Would've nailed that had I been drunk or drunkish....

[joelle]

"We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. "
— Charles Bukowski

he wrote it
but
i was thinking it

[Smitty]

"We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. "
— Charles Bukowski

he wrote it
but
i was thinking it

Now that I think about it, I'm thinking it too!

[Iowan]

Over the 4th of July I was drunkenly imparting my wisdom on my 18 year old college-bound cousin. I told him that a glass of water is the best way for him to prevent unwanted pregnancies at college. I assume that I was trying to put together some metaphor there.

Parties happen.

[Iowan]

alot of my drunk or drunkish shit has tailgating involved.

You and me both. Example: Playing catch with a watermelon.

[Penny Lane]

"We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. "
— Charles Bukowski

he wrote it
but
i was thinking it

Now that I think about it, I'm thinking it too!

luv that...

[Smitty]

I listen to lots of DBT, GLossary & Dexateens. On shuffle. Fuck its hard to type. lots of backspaces.

me & my annette we was fond as we could be...

Congrats to Lajakes! I'll be joinin ya soon

[4sooner]

"hey I've got an idea. Why don't we repaint soonerette's bedroom this weekend!!??"

[joelle]

not drunk, barely drunkish
but tired of this year and ready to start the next. fresh.
so early and always, cheers.
raise a glass. toss one back. pour a little out.

note to self:

or anyone really,

flossing is good. floss more
avoid rompers, body suits, one piece jumpers, etc.
be nice to dogs
travel.
laugh hard.
hold the one you love's hand.
only buy what you can afford
talk with, have good conversations with your children, or any children. they are pretty cool.
remember the dryer sheets.
don't drink spoiled milk.
drink more water. much more water.
listen to wilco's summerteeth in the winter.
start a book.
finish a book.
hang up some art.
listen to and learn the backstory of a video game as told to you by your son.
nap. daily, if at all possible.
mail a letter.
eat good fried chicken.
make a pie.
make up stories with your daughter.
do not be afraid.
erase a line in the sand.
pick up the penny.
forgive someone.
thank someone.
turn up the volume.
turn the volume down.
say thank you and mean it.
go for a walk. going nowhere. just to walk.
leave your phone at home when you are with the ones you need to talk with.
tip well and in cash.
allow yourself to feel.
let yourself heal.
give a little love.

don't make year end lists, but try to live daily.
peace.

[beantownbubba]

nice list, joelle. Good luck w/ it

I'd add say you're sorry when it matters and mean it.

[Lurleen McQueen]

That's a very good list. I like it. Starting now.

[joelle]

i think about being alright.
when not drunk or drunkish, time moves too fast.

but when there is time to make french martinis and drink more than one
cause i have nowhere to be and no one to please,
well, that is alright .

and then walk the dogs after a wicked, rolling thunderstorm,
and rain still drips off the leaves on trees,
i feel like it will all be alright.

when the pup gets a bunny in her sight and the scent in her nose hairs,
and i can't let her off leash and she is driven near mad,
i assure her it will be alright.

when my first born, my baby, my child, is off to university.
to start or continue her own life; a life where i am no longer directly involved,
and i am only as important as the mother i was to her and the woman i am to her,
i know she will be alright.

not exactly sure why, on a saturday night after a few too many drinks,
i want to come on to this forum and share this,but i do.


and with that,
i am alright.

[Smitty]

^poetry

[Tequila Cowboy]

^poetry

X2

We're all that much the richer for knowing Joelle and the beautiful words ands feelings she shares with us.

[Clams]

Right on Joelle! I'm drunkish with ya. You're alright tonight!

[4sooner]

Very cool Joelle.
Very cool indeed.
That's alright.

[ScottyC]

Very cool Joelle.
Very cool indeed.
That's alright.

What he said

[bovine knievel]

buys an iPad on a whim

[bovine knievel]

what not to do!

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