whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

scotto wrote:

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

would be awesome if he'd run, he'd run so far away

Yeah, well my governor committed sexual assault (allegedly!), so fuck all y'all.
And he seemed so normal and shit, too.



https://wonkette.com/632476/now-is-the- ... e-fuck-out

DiamondDave wrote:

I want to party with her!

he doesn’t have a plane, you asshole!.....bill cosby

so fucking funny for so many reasons.

John A Arkansawyer wrote:Remember what Principal Poop put down at the pep rally?

More like pooperintendent

Tramaglini gonna Tramagleen

what's up with that Yankee woman yelling, "GET!" It's GIT

dude deserves a beatdown for that pink polo

thought this worthy of a crosspost (from WTF?)

Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees

my sources tell me her name is Gigi

crossposted from politics

[Trump holds envelope to head]

The Las Vegas Golden Knights!

[Opens envelope and reads the card]

What is the name of the sequel to my pee pee tape, Moscow Golden Nights?

{I can't claim credit for this, good or bad}

So this is what we've come to: the most powerful person in the world posing in the White House with a shitty reality TV star

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

So this is what we've come to: the most powerful person in the world posing in the White House with a shitty reality TV star

I want to hate everything about this picture. However...



https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/06/politics ... index.html?


President Donald Trump has commuted the sentence of Alice Marie Johnson, a first-time nonviolent drug offender, a week after Kim Kardashian West pleaded her case during an Oval Office meeting with Trump.

Johnson has already served 21 years of a life sentence after she was convicted on charges of conspiracy to possess cocaine and attempted possession of cocaine, according to the nonprofit Can-Do, which advocates for clemency for non-violent drug offenders.

Beebs wrote:

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

So this is what we've come to: the most powerful person in the world posing in the White House with a shitty reality TV star

I want to hate everything about this picture. However...



https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/06/politics ... index.html?


President Donald Trump has commuted the sentence of Alice Marie Johnson, a first-time nonviolent drug offender, a week after Kim Kardashian West pleaded her case during an Oval Office meeting with Trump.

Johnson has already served 21 years of a life sentence after she was convicted on charges of conspiracy to possess cocaine and attempted possession of cocaine, according to the nonprofit Can-Do, which advocates for clemency for non-violent drug offenders.

Called it:

Marie Antoinette: Melania or Ivanka? Neither, says Slate’s Matthew Dessem: It’s Kim Kardashian. It’s a slick piece of understandably sharp mockery. As Dessem asks, “In the long term, has anyone ever been glad they lent their celebrity to Donald Trump?”

That’s a fair question, and I’ll answer it: Kim Kardashian is glad, because Alice Johnson now has a better chance of being pardoned.

crossposted from WTF?

from Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada. After a shitty week it was good to have something to laugh at



https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/crimi ... 1827242416

So I had a co-worker come in on his day off, put someone else's uniform on, scream at the crew who was on shift and get taken out in an ambulance for a psych evaluation. 36 days later he comes in wearing hot pink booty shorts, male parts partially exposed. He's still employed with us. I love my union and would never give it up but I would not have wanted to be our chairman who had to defend him during those meetings.