This forum is for talking about non-music-related stuff that the DBT fanbase might be interested in. This is not the place for inside jokes and BS. Take that crap to some other board.
Does any woman over the age of ten really need to be told not to go merrily daubing her cooter with mystery substances?
This one was my favorite bit and nearly had my wall covered in oatmeal!
So funny I'm re-quoting it and moving it to the next page. Several times today I remembered this quote and laughed out loud like a bloomin' idiot. I am sure folks were concerned.
Evening folks. How is everyone tonight?
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
Credit for this little gem goes to the one and only Miss Jenn Bryant...
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Consistently holding bullshit up to the light of reason
lajakesdad wrote:Hello all you crazy people. Happy Friday. Go out and have a good time, we all deserve it. Heading to Hollywood to see the Mother Hips.
DBT and the Hips in the same week. Doesn't get any better for me. Rock on !! Jealous of all of you Slobberboners
i would like to see the test cases and focus groups for products like the tuggie. helllooooo..and good night! spent the evening in brooklyn....sounds like a lot of you are rockin out tonight and this week. rock out with your tuggie out!
Is he turning into Gisele? What dude with a sack moves like that...especially in public???
I'll get to you in a minute motherfucker...but this guy first. Any man who puts his hands up above shoulder level while dancing better be DAMN sure about his sack.
Fool No Where wrote:rumor around the campfire is that brent best did some considerable manscaping and, as a result, so did jess barr.
That's what an 80 dollar bottle of Jack at 5am will do to you. Brent may not be a pretty boy, but he's sexy to me. We got a Gourds and Drivin n Cryin cover and timeless motherfuckin rock that really and truly saves my soul. Always great to hear Lumber lung and dance with my arms up to Can't Stay Sober.
The couple that took my spot so I couldn't stand next to Mr. Makers kinda blew, but who can complain about another Slobberbone show on the rail? It ain't gonna be me!
As for the car? I do have a lot of Spiritual Guide incense in my car, cooter cream, and gallon jugs of juice gets spilled occasionally. But I didnt even eat yesterday barely, so I'm pretty sure I didn't fart. But I will not defend my ass, have you seen it? It defends itself on looks!!! Plus, You would have farted too if you had to listen to FNW's narcotic ramblings! Tales facing up...
Afternoon folks? How's Saturday? Nice to see LM in NC. Still would have liked to hear what she had to say about the last page, but I guess she was too busy defending her ass, or rather letting it defend itself.
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
Fool No Where wrote:rumor around the campfire is that brent best did some considerable manscaping and, as a result, so did jess barr.
That's what an 80 dollar bottle of Jack at 5am will do to you. Brent may not be a pretty boy, but he's sexy to me. We got a Gourds and Drivin n Cryin cover and timeless motherfuckin rock that really and truly saves my soul. Always great to hear Lumber lung and dance with my arms up to Can't Stay Sober.
The couple that took my spot so I couldn't stand next to Mr. Makers kinda blew, but who can complain about another Slobberbone show on the rail? It ain't gonna be me!
As for the car? I do have a lot of Spiritual Guide incense in my car, cooter cream, and gallon jugs of juice gets spilled occasionally. But I didnt even eat yesterday barely, so I'm pretty sure I didn't fart. But I will not defend my ass, have you seen it? It defends itself on looks!!! Plus, You would have farted too if you had to listen to FNW's narcotic ramblings! Tales facing up...
i needed that...we miss you !
he who smelt it, dealt it..i gotta look into this cooter cream...running down to the bodega right now.
just found a cheap ticket for Lucinda Williams for tonight on craigslist---! score! my first LW show...now i need to get a hold of BillinCt to meet up with him...
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We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
barrel chested lame placemat blues that is all lumberlung footnote love is waning injun joe billy pritch glass bottle??? ??? sweetness...cue i'll b damned can't stay sober encore straight to hell???
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I've never taken a pissbreak during a DBT show but if I had it would have been during Dancing Ricky.
Well looks like penis warmers, cooter cream and butt plugs have taken over HOT DAM!!!! Sounds like a typical weekend here in Boston (PL seen you soon ) and you know who you are
Off to a St Patty pahty soon!!!! Just can't seem to find the one green shirt I own Looks like I will have to go outside the box on this one
so what is it like living with your mommy again BWAHAHAHAHAH
- does him need a Tuggie?
