3DD NC

[littlemamma]

Slobberbone attendance:
IN!!!

[Clams]

a really great football coach is gonna resign tonight...this f-in sucks
i feel like it's a family member or something...stabbed in the heart a bit

Tressel? I saw a headline on espn that he knew about the players selling their gear about a year ago. Is that what you're talking about?

[Penny Lane]

a really great football coach is gonna resign tonight...this f-in sucks
i feel like it's a family member or something...stabbed in the heart a bit

Tressel? I saw a headline on espn that he knew about the players selling their gear about a year ago. Is that what you're talking about?

of course-- I've followed him from youngstown state days (my dad's alma mater) and know his family and really believed that even though it was a big time program, that he was different (which he may still be) from the sounds of it -he knew way back, only thing to find out is if he told...i just always loved him, thought he was great for the program and for the team and for the state of ohio. i thought he was sometimes too cautious but overall, making the least amount of mistakes is a great way to win games. we'll see...


PS i REALLY REALLY REALLY hope i'm wrong...

[Penny Lane]

PS YAY Slobberbone attendees!!!

[Beebs]

Hey. Get that sports shit out of the NC.

[Penny Lane]

Hey. Get that sports shit out of the NC.

we allow talk about weather and cars and fuckstink...dramatic sports announcements should be allowed.

[Fool No Where]

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/w ... z1G2pekM2z

Failing to disclose a possible rules violation is itself an NCAA violation...

But the severity of Tressel's infraction rises exponentially if it's found he lied to NCAA investigators. And it wouldn't take much further investigation to figure that out. At some point during those 10 days in December that led to the suspensions of Terrelle Pryor and Co., one of the NCAA's staffers presumably interviewed Tressel. If at any point he or she asked the coach whether he'd heard previous rumblings about the notorious Edward Rife, and if Tressel replied, "No" -- well, that's unethical conduct. The NCAA frowns on it. Ask Dez Bryant or Bruce Pearl.

Mind you, we're only about three yards into one of Tressel's patented 17-play field goal drives in terms of learning his ultimate fate. First Ohio State would have to self-report the information to the NCAA. Its enforcement staff would have to launch an investigation. Several months later, that group would report its findings. It could be a year or more before the seeds of this Yahoo! report make their way into an Infractions Committee decision.

But surely Ohio State will do something before that. Sometime soon, it will reveal what it knows about Tressel, especially if it merits pre-emptive punishment. Maybe he'll join his quarterback on the suspended list for the first few games next year. But it's hard to imagine administrators will send him packing without a full-blown investigation. You don't part ways with your seven-time Big Ten champion coach until you've exhausted every other possible measure. Especially when that coach is Tressel.

[Clams]

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/w ... z1G2pekM2z

Failing to disclose a possible rules violation is itself an NCAA violation...

But the severity of Tressel's infraction rises exponentially if it's found he lied to NCAA investigators. And it wouldn't take much further investigation to figure that out. At some point during those 10 days in December that led to the suspensions of Terrelle Pryor and Co., one of the NCAA's staffers presumably interviewed Tressel. If at any point he or she asked the coach whether he'd heard previous rumblings about the notorious Edward Rife, and if Tressel replied, "No" -- well, that's unethical conduct. The NCAA frowns on it. Ask Dez Bryant or Bruce Pearl.

Mind you, we're only about three yards into one of Tressel's patented 17-play field goal drives in terms of learning his ultimate fate. First Ohio State would have to self-report the information to the NCAA. Its enforcement staff would have to launch an investigation. Several months later, that group would report its findings. It could be a year or more before the seeds of this Yahoo! report make their way into an Infractions Committee decision.

But surely Ohio State will do something before that. Sometime soon, it will reveal what it knows about Tressel, especially if it merits pre-emptive punishment. Maybe he'll join his quarterback on the suspended list for the first few games next year. But it's hard to imagine administrators will send him packing without a full-blown investigation. You don't part ways with your seven-time Big Ten champion coach until you've exhausted every other possible measure. Especially when that coach is Tressel.

Guilty! Fire his buckeye ass.

[Penny Lane]

You don't part ways with your seven-time Big Ten champion coach until you've exhausted every other possible measure. Especially when that coach is Tressel.[/b]

Hope they're right.

[scotto]

Hey. Get that sports shit out of the NC.

Maybe this will get the conversation back in the gutter where it belongs...

Extinct invertebrates caught in a 40 million year old sex act



University of Michigan Museum of Zoology researchers Pavel Klimov and Ekaterina Sidorchuk captured this image of a pair of prehistoric mites who were trapped in amber in the midst of "making the creature with two backs."
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/03/08/extinct-invertebrate.html

[Penny Lane]

I think the women in NC are more like the Female Glaesacarus rhombeus mites...

[scotto]

I think the women in NC are more like the Female Glaesacarus rhombeus mites...

And is that because of the "pad-like projection on the rear end" or the ability "to cling to males and direct the mating process"?
(For those of you who didn't bother to read the linked article, "Males of this species lacked the handy 'butt grabbing' structure.")

[Tequila Cowboy]

The Disturbing Mating Habits of Ducks



For female ducks, life is good! The more male ducks that are around, the better the sex life, apparently.
Male ducks, or drakes, can have a penis that is up to 25 centimeters long.That's more than half of its body length!

more:

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/bi ... ompetition

[Flea]

I'll see your 3 ducks and raise you 2 bonobos.

[Flea]

This dude has a strange attraction to cow shit...

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A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.

It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.

He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.

When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.

This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour.

David Truscott, aged 41, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was sent to Truro Crown Court for sentence by Truro magistrates after he pleaded guilty to breaching a restraining order and to causing harassment to Clive Roth, of the family living on the farm.

Jill Wilson, prosecuting, said the restraining order had been made in 2009 prohibiting Truscott from entering the farm for any reason.

“There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud,” she said. “This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years.”

The Roth family had suffered because of his behaviour, she went on, as it had affected their quality of life and their children who had been part of what was going on.

“The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit.”

On Saturday, a son of the family had become aware that a man had been seen climbing over a gate to the property, and since the family were expecting this to be Truscott they went out. The child came across him naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud.

His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals. He had breached the restraining order before, quite soon after it was made, and for which he was sent to prison.

The magistrates sent Truscott to the crown court on March 23, saying the case was unsuitable for summary hearing.

He was remanded in custody.

[Flea]

[Penny Lane]

Male ducks, or drakes, can have a penis that is up to 25 centimeters long.That's more than half of its body length!

Woodducks, too?

[one belt loop]

Male ducks, or drakes, can have a penis that is up to 25 centimeters long.That's more than half of its body length!

Woodducks, too?

Scary!

[The Black Canary]

Male ducks, or drakes, can have a penis that is up to 25 centimeters long.That's more than half of its body length!

you know those ducks aren't Irish

[WoodDuck]

Hey-o!

One at a time, one at a time..

[beantownbubba]

Woodducks have been known to hear mating calls from thousands of miles away, and with astonishing speed.

[Kudzu Guillotine]

To the NC, I proudly present the penis frog:


The coastal tailed frog is unique for its genitalia, which can be a quarter of its body length.
Photo: Larry Serpa / The Nature Conservancy

Biologists Proud to See Giant Penis Frog

[Tequila Cowboy]

Yep, kudzu, that belongs in the NC. Hell it might be the official creature of the NC.

[Penny Lane]

Looks like the blue whale has a woodduck beat

http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml



but in second place is the Argentine Lake Duck

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Top-10-Penises-60582.shtml



wow, i really got schooled in Penis tonight! i had no idea.

[Lurleen McQueen]

I'll see your 3 ducks and raise you 2 bonobos.

She looks a little bored - like she's making out her shopping list in her head...if monkeys went shopping...

[cortez the killer]

a really great football coach is gonna resign tonight...this f-in sucks
i feel like it's a family member or something...stabbed in the heart a bit

2 Games & 1/4 mill. He can handle it.

[Penny Lane]

I'll see your 3 ducks and raise you 2 bonobos.

She looks a little bored - like she's making out her shopping list in her head...if monkeys went shopping...

and he's probably yelling out the wrong name..pssshhhhttt

[The Black Canary]

I'll see your 3 ducks and raise you 2 bonobos.

She looks a little bored - like she's making out her shopping list in her head...if monkeys went shopping...

well they are closest to humans not like all "men" know how to entertain!!!! correctly

[Lurleen McQueen]

Funny...

[Penny Lane]

a really great football coach is gonna resign tonight...this f-in sucks
i feel like it's a family member or something...stabbed in the heart a bit

2 Games & 1/4 mill. He can handle it.

well he is a good man, but i'm dissappointed that he made such a stupid decision..this is the tip of the iceberg..that penalty is just the start..STOOOOOOPID...