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Steve French · Post by **Steve French** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:09 am

so, uh, Hi everyone. *waves*

Its been a long time since I rock and rolled.

New job is great but busy. Hope all is well with all.

Beebs · Post by **Beebs** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:23 am

Clams · Post by **Clams** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:15 am

I've got a fucking cricket living under my basement steps. He never comes out and I've never seen him but he chirps constantly. If anyone knows a way to kill him that doesn't involve spraying bug spray please tell me. Goddam cricket. It's been over a week and let me tell you, nothing would give me more pleasure than stomping the fucking shit out of it.

dogstar · Post by **dogstar** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:36 am

Clams wrote:I've got a fucking cricket living under my basement steps. He never comes out and I've never seen him but he chirps constantly. If anyone knows a way to kill him that doesn't involve spraying bug spray please tell me. Goddam cricket. It's been over a week and let me tell you, nothing would give me more pleasure than stomping the fucking shit out of it.

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:30 am

Clams wrote:I've got a fucking cricket living under my basement steps. He never comes out and I've never seen him but he chirps constantly. If anyone knows a way to kill him that doesn't involve spraying bug spray please tell me. Goddam cricket. It's been over a week and let me tell you, nothing would give me more pleasure than stomping the fucking shit out of it.

Can you book him for a gig in Iowa? That usually works.

lynne · Post by **lynne** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:43 am

Clams wrote:I've got a fucking cricket living under my basement steps. He never comes out and I've never seen him but he chirps constantly. If anyone knows a way to kill him that doesn't involve spraying bug spray please tell me. Goddam cricket. It's been over a week and let me tell you, nothing would give me more pleasure than stomping the fucking shit out of it.

Take a small bowl and put a couple spoonfuls of molasses in it. Then fill up 1/2 way with water. They love molasses! Its gonna end up like a bad day at the Y. Or you can use sticky traps, duct tape or any double sided tape. Then you will be free to stomp the shit out of it and feel so much better!

bovine knievel · Post by **bovine knievel** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:16 pm

Clams wrote:I've got a fucking cricket living under my basement steps. He never comes out and I've never seen him but he chirps constantly. If anyone knows a way to kill him that doesn't involve spraying bug spray please tell me. Goddam cricket. It's been over a week and let me tell you, nothing would give me more pleasure than stomping the fucking shit out of it.

Do geckos eat crickets?

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:21 pm

bovine knievel wrote:
Clams wrote:I've got a fucking cricket living under my basement steps. He never comes out and I've never seen him but he chirps constantly. If anyone knows a way to kill him that doesn't involve spraying bug spray please tell me. Goddam cricket. It's been over a week and let me tell you, nothing would give me more pleasure than stomping the fucking shit out of it.
Do geckos eat crickets?

Not an option, his gecko has passed on. I blame...oh wait.

whatwouldcooleydo? · Post by **whatwouldcooleydo?** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 4:12 pm

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:08 pm

whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

Say, isn't that Karl Rove?

Sorry, my bad, wrong thread.

whatwouldcooleydo? · Post by **whatwouldcooleydo?** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:34 pm

Flea wrote:
whatwouldcooleydo? wrote:

Say, isn't that Karl Rove?

Sorry, my bad, wrong thread.

Clams · Post by **Clams** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:34 am

lynne wrote:
Clams wrote:I've got a fucking cricket living under my basement steps. He never comes out and I've never seen him but he chirps constantly. If anyone knows a way to kill him that doesn't involve spraying bug spray please tell me. Goddam cricket. It's been over a week and let me tell you, nothing would give me more pleasure than stomping the fucking shit out of it.
Take a small bowl and put a couple spoonfuls of molasses in it. Then fill up 1/2 way with water. They love molasses! Its gonna end up like a bad day at the Y. Or you can use sticky traps, duct tape or any double sided tape. Then you will be free to stomp the shit out of it and feel so much better!

Was away for a few days but I'm back and he's still a-chirpin'. Already tried the sticky tape last week, will be picking up some molasses today, thank you Lynn.. DIE CRICKET MOTHERFUCKER!!

Markalanbishop · Post by **Markalanbishop** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:23 pm

Crank it up!!!

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:40 am

Warning! Contains violence against owls!

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:26 pm

This woman will NEVER receive head from a sane man

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:54 pm

Clams · Post by **Clams** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:32 am

Moving on to plan E (though I'm learning to coexist with the goddam cricket).

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:41 pm

Have you tried one of these handy little devices that can be made from materials around any home?

DiamondDave · Post by **DiamondDave** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:51 pm

Flea wrote:

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 7:25 pm

Food for thought.

Zip City · Post by **Zip City** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:54 pm

Clams · Post by **Clams** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:58 am

Clams wrote:Moving on to plan E (though I'm learning to coexist with the goddam cricket).

For those keeping tabs at home, I'm pleased to report that I haven't heard any crickets since Thursday! Those traps do work - though I can't say for sure if any of the ones I caught was the chirper.

Special thanks to Lynn for her cricket killing advice and emotional support!

whatwouldcooleydo? · Post by **whatwouldcooleydo?** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:23 pm

whatwouldcooleydo? · Post by **whatwouldcooleydo?** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:12 pm

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:31 am

whatwouldcooleydo? · Post by **whatwouldcooleydo?** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 3:36 pm

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:28 pm

An auspicious beginning! Give Superbitch! and The Art Hobo some click love:

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:28 pm

Stolen from someone who probably stole it:

The Slacker

The Chairman of the Board, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO known as a hatchet man. The new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers, and make a real impression on his first day.

The Chairman takes him on a tour of the facilities, and the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business.

The CEO walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $500 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $500 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now get out and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

Everyone is frozen in fear, but finally one of the workers, feeling he has nothing to lose, raises his hand.

"Yeah?" the CEO demands.

"Pizza delivery man, sir."

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:32 pm

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:35 pm

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