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John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:05 pm

Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

(the plane, not the shit)

No suggestion that this particular airplane is currently weighed down with shit. It's just a photo of an airplane.

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:29 am

That shitter is either deeply ashamed or ashamedly happy.

Markalanbishop · Post by **Markalanbishop** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:23 pm

^^^Probably just someone who was emptying his colostomy bag when they hit turbulence. Was Clams flying that plane?

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:31 pm

Markalanbishop wrote:^^^Probably just someone who was emptying his colostomy bag when they hit turbulence. Was Clams flying that plane?

I don't know, man. That'd have to be a pretty big bag. Did you notice that long brown trail of ooze leaking out from under the plane, by the stairwell? You'd hope the TSA would've checked that out. I hope so. I mean, I sure like to think of them giving it a careful and close-up examination.

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:13 pm

I'm sorry. Well, no, I ain't sorry.

Beebs · Post by **Beebs** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:42 pm

sweet flaming christ

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:42 pm

Tequila Cowboy wrote:

I'm sorry. Well, no, I ain't sorry.

$50 says he's a kiddie diddler.

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:40 pm

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:24 am

Zip City · Post by **Zip City** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:14 pm

Beebs · Post by **Beebs** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 8:08 am

Oooo! Movie tickets!

Markalanbishop · Post by **Markalanbishop** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:33 pm

Yummy!

Recipe for Raw Placenta Smoothie

This recipe gives a new mother an enjoyable post-birth revitalising fruit drink packed with her body’s own uniquely designed healing nutrients AND IT TASTES GREAT!
■approximately 3 inch round piece of raw placenta
■1 organic banana
■1 punnet of organic berries (raspberries, blackberries or strawberries)
■(optional) Small handful of rehydrated goji berries (soak berries for 5 minutes in boiled water, then drain) GREAT FOR BOOSTING IMMUNE SYSTEMS WEAKENED BY A MORE DIFFICULT OR LONG LABOUR AND AFTER INTERVENSION OR C-SECTION BIRTHS

Blend fruits and add 50-150ml of water until smoothie is a drinkable consistency – serve immediately and should be consumed within 1 hour.

https://www.placentanetwork.com/placenta-smoothies/

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:16 pm

Markalanbishop wrote:Yummy!

Recipe for Raw Placenta Smoothie

Ewwwww! Everyone knows placentas are best braised with a light brush of butter, preferably made from mother's milk.

Father's milk is not an acceptable alternative, although some disagree.

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:58 pm

I think I've found my avatar:

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:26 pm

I probably shouldn't have posted that, I guess. Let me make up for it:

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:53 am

It's like if The Onion weren't so afraid of Going Too Far and so worried about Making Sense:

Elian Gonzalez Describes Perfect American Tits

Republicans believe that Elian’s outreach, especially to the areola, will strengthen their support among American women.

Zip City · Post by **Zip City** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:20 am

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:18 am

Obama Orders Homosexual Chemtrail Missions Over Indiana Day After “Religious Freedom Bill” Passed

Obama administration sanctioned Homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown over Indiana. Reports of homosexual outbreaks have increased since 0657 Eastern time. It remains unconfirmed if the plane pictured is Air Force One itself flying over Indiana and leaking homosexual-inducing chemtrails on the male population.

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:40 pm

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:16 pm

Naked Florida Woman Stops Traffic, Pleasures Self, Jumps On Lexus, Gets Arrested

"Honey, there's a woman masturbating on the hood."

"Yes, dear I know"

Markalanbishop · Post by **Markalanbishop** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:22 pm

^^^ Ah Florida, home sweet home. Found this too--probably changing my username to "Markus Q. Bishop" soon.

A local church that has been hosting naked paint parties and slumber-party Sundays with the “sexiest ladies on the beach” will now have to pay taxes on the property as officers investigate the church’s practices, authorities said Tuesday. Owned by Markus Q. Bishop, former pastor of Faith Christian Family Church, officials said the club has been engaging in activities unbefitting of a church.

http://www.newsherald.com/spring-break/ ... 8871?tc=cr

Duke Silver · Post by **Duke Silver** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:45 pm

Hey TC, what do you think the fallout will be with Dan Bernstein's Twitter scandal? You following this at all?

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:44 pm

Duke Silver wrote:Hey TC, what do you think the fallout will be with Dan Bernstein's Twitter scandal? You following this at all?

Yep, followed it from the beginning. The station has flatly stated that they will not suspend him. There are rumors that 3 employees quit over the decision. I'm guessing it dies down unless Comcast Sports Net demands more. They have as of now cancelled all appearances by Score personalities. I've always enjoyed listening to Bernstein but he was ridiculously stupid. You can't be the moral police and then do that. Here's the thing though Boers and Bernstein just became the first Score show to crack the top 10 in drive time. Money talks I suppose.

Steve French · Post by **Steve French** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:05 pm

last day at old job.

first day at new job tomorrow.

after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.

Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:06 pm

Steve French wrote:last day at old job.

first day at new job tomorrow.

after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.

Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.

Good luck!

Beebs · Post by **Beebs** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:26 pm

Tequila Cowboy wrote:
Steve French wrote:last day at old job.

first day at new job tomorrow.

after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.

Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.

Good luck!

To men of stout hearts who heed the call of adventure!

Good luck French.

And come around more often, will ya?

Gator McKlusky · Post by **Gator McKlusky** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:28 am

Tequila Cowboy wrote:Naked Florida Woman Stops Traffic, Pleasures Self, Jumps On Lexus, Gets Arrested

"Honey, there's a woman masturbating on the hood."

"Yes, dear I know"

I have lived in Florida for almost 25 years and a naked woman has never jumped on my car and started masturbatng. Not one damn time.

beantownbubba · Post by **beantownbubba** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:17 am

Gator McKlusky wrote:
Tequila Cowboy wrote:Naked Florida Woman Stops Traffic, Pleasures Self, Jumps On Lexus, Gets Arrested

"Honey, there's a woman masturbating on the hood."

"Yes, dear I know"

I have lived in Florida for almost 25 years and a naked woman has never jumped on my car and started masturbatng. Not one damn time.

It's not them, it's you.

beantownbubba · Post by **beantownbubba** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:18 am

Steve French wrote:last day at old job.

first day at new job tomorrow.

after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.

Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.

Good luck!! Here's hoping it turns out to be the best decision you've ever made.

Clams · Post by **Clams** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:23 am

beantownbubba wrote:
Steve French wrote:last day at old job.

first day at new job tomorrow.

after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.

Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.
Good luck!! Here's hoping it turns out to be the best decision you've ever made.

In the end, most changes are for the better. Good luck Stevie French.

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