American Zen

littlemamma · Post by **littlemamma** » Thu May 20, 2010 1:47 pm

I was telling a friend of mine, we'll call him Tequila Cowboy, about a concert story from a couple weeks ago and how you can't let stuff like crazy people ruin your night, etc...
and he says, It's not the bullshit, it's how you deal with it that counts.

American Zen, man.

scotto · Post by **scotto** » Thu May 20, 2010 2:07 pm

What is the sound of one hand drinking?

littlemamma · Post by **littlemamma** » Thu May 20, 2010 2:08 pm

Time flies when you're looking at porn

Penny Lane · Post by **Penny Lane** » Thu May 20, 2010 2:14 pm

littlemamma wrote:Time flies when you're looking at porn

stands still for pron, though

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Thu May 20, 2010 6:04 pm

Drinking, porn and zen, oh my!

If you don't smell the stink it isn't really bullshit at all.

littlemamma · Post by **littlemamma** » Fri May 21, 2010 2:54 pm

You can't squeeze blood from a rock, but you can get plenty of shit from an asshole

littlemamma · Post by **littlemamma** » Fri May 21, 2010 2:55 pm

Girl Balls: because we can get off and give birth too.

wrekkr · Post by **wrekkr** » Fri May 21, 2010 2:56 pm

man pussy, because we are what we eat

joelle · Post by **joelle** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:12 pm

procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:32 pm

Times flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas

garnersound · Post by **garnersound** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:09 pm

just what did tennessee ???

GW in IA · Post by **GW in IA** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:58 pm

Necessity is a mother of an inventor

dime in the gutter · Post by **dime in the gutter** » Mon May 24, 2010 11:27 pm

u can tune a piano but u can't tuna fish.

Steve French · Post by **Steve French** » Mon May 24, 2010 11:31 pm

littlemamma wrote:Girl Balls: because we can get off and give birth too.

wait, whut?

garnersound · Post by **garnersound** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:03 pm

seriously....
what did tennessee???
was it the same thing that arkansas???

littlemamma · Post by **littlemamma** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:50 pm

hot southern chicks?

dime in the gutter · Post by **dime in the gutter** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:59 pm

how much blacker can it get, really?

garnersound · Post by **garnersound** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:06 pm

arkansas what delaware....

littlemamma · Post by **littlemamma** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:11 pm

turn down that Illinois?

garnersound · Post by **garnersound** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:17 pm

what did delaware?
was it a new jersey?
idaho...
alaska.

'Scratch · Post by **'Scratch** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:21 pm

littlemamma wrote:I was telling a friend of mine, we'll call him Tequila Cowboy, about a concert story from a couple weeks ago and how you can't let stuff like crazy people ruin your night, etc...
and he says, It's not the bullshit, it's how you deal with it that counts.

American Zen, man.

Not witty enough to follow the others' lead, so I'll offer this. I was IM'ing with one of my best amigos about life and such and he dropped this line of zen-like wisdom:

"Scratch, I don't want to be an A player. I'm shooting for B player who spends too much time hunting, fishing, pickin', or hanging with family to make the top grade."

A-fucking-men.

whatwouldcooleydo? · Post by **whatwouldcooleydo?** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:26 pm

Smitty wrote:Times flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas

an all-time favorite of mine :lol:

bovine knievel · Post by **bovine knievel** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:27 pm

The only thing better than roses on a piano, is two lips on your organ!

littlemamma · Post by **littlemamma** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:29 pm

Hell yeah!!!

very American Zen, 'Scratch.

I recommend bringing your "A-Game" for the little lady, though. They like that.

'Scratch · Post by **'Scratch** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:33 pm

littlemamma wrote:Hell yeah!!!

very American Zen, 'Scratch.

I recommend bringing your "A-Game" for the little lady, though. They like that.

Duly noted! But then she'd have to wake up at 5:30 in the AM. Besides, my B+ is is so good it's like everybody else's "A-".

joelle · Post by **joelle** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:06 pm

dime in the gutter wrote:Johnny Cash...
he was older than dirt but cooler than fuck.

joelle · Post by **joelle** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:14 pm

littlemamma wrote:turn down that Illinois?

FAIL
the 's' is silent. ssshhhhhh
:evil:

no worries
you still came up with the TP thing for clams. all good.

joelle · Post by **joelle** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:17 pm

scotto wrote:Here's why I couldn't go: My friend who was going to go (and drive) pussed out, there was a blizzard that night, and worst of all...
My mom wouldn't let me use her car.

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:30 pm

If you rock out in the forest and no one's there to hear it do the trees dance and give you rock horns?

GW in IA · Post by **GW in IA** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:53 pm

dime in the gutter wrote:how much blacker can it get, really?

None, none more black.

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