American Zen

[scotto]

Here's why I couldn't go: My friend who was going to go (and drive) pussed out, there was a blizzard that night, and worst of all...
My mom wouldn't let me use her car.

Zen master, yo.

[wrekkr]

If you rock out in the forest and no one's there to hear it do the trees dance and give you rock horns?

...it should be kickin in abooooouuuuutttttttt nnnnnnnnoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww............!

i know some trees that know how to rock the fukk out!

[Smitty]

turn down that Illinois?

FAIL
the 's' is silent. ssshhhhhh

Depends on where you're at - around here the "s" is definitely not silent.

[joelle]

FAIL
the 's' is silent. ssshhhhhh

Depends on where you're at - around here the "s" is definitely not silent.

it shouldn't. and it is . definitely.

[one belt loop]

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

[Beebs]

Take off your pants and jacket.

[cortez the killer]

Put me in a chair, fuck me and make me a drink
I've lost direction, and I'm past my peak.

[beantownbubba]

I want love, I want drugs
I want sex and affection
Want everyonee in this room here to look in my direction
I want a man with lips just like Mick Jagger,
Rod Stewart's hair and Keith Richards' stagger
That's what girls want

Material Issue, "What Girls Want"

['Scratch]

The same friend who made the "I don't want to make the A-list comment" was also responsible for the following words of wisdom.
It was a few years ago and I was training for my black belt. They were really putting us through the wringer both physically and mentally so I asked him, a triathlete, for advice on staying focused regardless of whatever physical misery one is in.

He said two things that have stuck with me.

He said always remember, no matter how hard it gets, trust your training, trust your courage and trust your will. I liked this and it became my internal mantra.

The he added one more thing...he says "Oh, and if you reach the point where that's not cutting it always remember HTFU.

HTFU? I ask.

Yeah, Harden The Fuck Up.

Words to live by in this cruel world.

[beantownbubba]

The same friend who made the "I don't want to make the A-list comment" was also responsible for the following words of wisdom.
It was a few years ago and I was training for my black belt. They were really putting us through the wringer both physically and mentally so I asked him, a triathlete, for advice on staying focused regardless of whatever physical misery one is in.

He said two things that have stuck with me.

He said always remember, no matter how hard it gets, trust your training, trust your courage and trust your will. I liked this and it became my internal mantra.

The he added one more thing...he says "Oh, and if you reach the point where that's not cutting it always remember HTFU.

HTFU? I ask.

Yeah, Harden The Fuck Up.

Words to live by in this cruel world.

Uh huh.

[littlemamma]

and for the feminine side of us:
find a soft place.
and stay there a while.

['Scratch]

and for the feminine side of us:
find a soft place.
and stay there a while.

Maybe I'm in touch with my duality or something, but that sounds good to me.

[joelle]

i'm bringin' sexy back

[Penny Lane]

The same friend who made the "I don't want to make the A-list comment" was also responsible for the following words of wisdom.
It was a few years ago and I was training for my black belt. They were really putting us through the wringer both physically and mentally so I asked him, a triathlete, for advice on staying focused regardless of whatever physical misery one is in.

He said two things that have stuck with me.

He said always remember, no matter how hard it gets, trust your training, trust your courage and trust your will. I liked this and it became my internal mantra.

The he added one more thing...he says "Oh, and if you reach the point where that's not cutting it always remember HTFU.

HTFU? I ask.

Yeah, Harden The Fuck Up.

Words to live by in this cruel world.

Uh huh.

HTFU. Nice.

[Gator McKlusky]

Man who goes thru turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.

(O.K. maybe that is Oriental Zen)

[Smitty]

I'd never hit a man with glasses - they make a terrible weapon.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read

- Groucho Marx

[Smitty]

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends.

[Smitty]

On the other hand you have different fingers.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

[garnersound]

he who stands on the toilet, gets high on pot....

[scotto]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.

[dime in the gutter]

run fast, live hard.

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

it takes a big man to cry and an even bigger man to laugh at him

[beantownbubba]

guys go for looks,
girls go for status

[wrekkr]

igor the one armed trucker: "quit being a pussy and do a shot"
wrekkr: "yah, well if you are what you eat, then i guess so."
*pause*
wrekkr: "dick!"

[dime in the gutter]

sadly......



nike

[bovine knievel]

Man who fart in church, must sit in pue.

[whatwouldcooleydo?]

if you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind

[Tequila Cowboy]

the wisdom of the Smothers Brothers:

Tom: You can tell who's running the country by how much clothes people wear, see?
Dick: Do you mean that some people can afford more clothes on, and some people have... less on? Is that what you mean?
Tom: That's right.
Dick: I don't understand.
Tom: See, the ordinary people, you'd say that the ordinary people are the less-ons.
Dick: So who's running the country?
Tom: The morons.

[littlemamma]

skate easy
-a friend of ours we call Ian, told me that one.

[wrekkr]

i'm bringin' sexy back

most definitely

do it!