new members

[lost-johnny]

Greetings - so how does a new member get started? I searched for an "introduce yourself" type thread but came up blank; so either I'm incapable of runnning a search or newbies just jump straight in... Any advice?

[Tequila Cowboy]

Greetings - so how does a new member get started? I searched for an "introduce yourself" type thread but came up blank; so either I'm incapable of runnning a search or newbies just jump straight in... Any advice?

Well first off, welcome lost-johnny! As far as a welcome thread for new members, I think you just started one! Jump in and comment all you'd like all voices are welcome here.

[littlemamma]

I know, it's so hard to find a new member!!!
oh, wait...sorry.
Hi lost Johnny!

[lost-johnny]

Uh-oh, am I gonna get busted for inappropriate innuendo on my first post - even if it was unitentional?

[Tequila Cowboy]

Uh-oh, am I gonna get busted for inappropriate innuendo on my first post - even if it was unitentional?

That's just littlemamma, lost-johnny. It's just her way. You want inappropriate? Check out the NC.

[beantownbubba]

Welcome lost-johnny. First, maybe only, rule of 3DD: We can make innuendo out of anything

[scotto]

Welcome lost-johnny. First, maybe only, rule of 3DD: We can make innuendo out of anything

Heh heh....he said "we can make innuendo."
Welcome to the club.

[lost-johnny]

Excellent, I'm posting from rural England mind, so don't expect any fancy-pants double entendres, it's as much as we can do to keep to single entendres. In fact maybe that's how each newbie should introduce themselves - with innuendo?

[bovine knievel]

welcome, lost-johnny

new comers should have to climb innuendo.

[Flea]

It is required of newbies to post pictures of midgets poking people with sticks.

[Penny Lane]

welcome!! but no spider pictures because it freaks Lurleen the f*ck out..

[Mrs Swamp]

Welcome to our DBT family Lost Johnny

[Steve French]

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games (yes, I am aware that isnt a DBT quote)

[Steve French]

Excellent, I'm posting from rural England mind, so don't expect any fancy-pants double entendres, it's as much as we can do to keep to single entendres. In fact maybe that's how each newbie should introduce themselves - with innuendo?

look for a thread called 3DD NC. All I'm sayin'

[PeterG]

If you 'Found' the DBT & 3DD,
i doubt your are all that 'Lost'...
Welcome, lot's of good folk to be found around here.

[4sooner]

Excellent, I'm posting from rural England mind, so don't expect any fancy-pants double entendres, it's as much as we can do to keep to single entendres. In fact maybe that's how each newbie should introduce themselves - with innuendo?

Welcome lost Johnny.
And fancy pants is ok here. Some of my best friends have deemed somewhat fancy.

[Tequila Cowboy]

Excellent, I'm posting from rural England mind, so don't expect any fancy-pants double entendres, it's as much as we can do to keep to single entendres. In fact maybe that's how each newbie should introduce themselves - with innuendo?

Welcome lost Johnny.
And fancy pants is ok here. Some of my best friends have deemed somewhat fancy.

Fancy is as fancy does.

[WoodDuck]

MEMBER.

[The Black Canary]

Welcome aboard, dive in the water is fine!!!

[Slipkid42]

Greetings, johnny, from rural Maryland (across the pond). I never intend my entendres (they just kinda happen).
(I just said all that with a fake British accent & didn't sound too good)
Welcome aboard!, my fellow DBT fan.

[lost-johnny]

I shall round up all the midgets I know and have 'em poke the people I don't like [who will be forced to wear fancy pants] and will sweep the area clean of spiders before deploying the camera; then search all previous threads for the "good stuff" - think that covers all the comments above. Think I'm gonna like it here...

[RevMatt]

Great to have you here, lost-johnny.

[one belt loop]

welcome, lost-johnny

new comers should have to climb innuendo.

Or slither through the mail-hole.




Not male-hole

[beantownbubba]

welcome, lost-johnny

new comers should have to climb innuendo.

Or slither through the mail-hole.




Not male-hole

Tee hee. See what she did there? Kind of like innuendo, only different.

[Tequila Cowboy]

Tee hee. See what she did there? Kind of like innuendo, only different.

But not at all fancy.

[scotto]

Tee hee. See what she did there? Kind of like innuendo, only different.

But not at all fancy.

Somewhat hoity-toity, however.
(And I mean that in a good way.)

[one belt loop]

Tee hee. See what she did there? Kind of like innuendo, only different.

But not at all fancy.

Somewhat hoity-toity, however.
(And I mean that in a good way.)

but not highfalutin.

[Lurleen McQueen]

You'll have to check out my latest youtube post in the NC.

When in doubt, post it in the NC.

[wrekkr]

i still have the same member, but not the same remember

[lost-johnny]

Gotta say there's some legendary quotes in here, if this keeps up I'm not gonna get round to posting anything about DBT [unless we start a thread re-writing song title in a smutty stylee?].