cortez the killer wrote:

tinnitus photography wrote:

cortez the killer wrote:Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ.

Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?

asking for a friend?

Exposed.

Indecent exposure is typically a small fine and a deferred sentence. This is more serious.

And speaking of serious things: Is Animal Sex Organ better as a band name or an album title?

In order for their to be a crime called sexual gratification w/ an animal sex organ, there has to be enough behavior that an entire legislature plus a governor thinks there needs to be a law against it. Just sayin'.

John A Arkansawyer wrote:

cortez the killer wrote:

tinnitus photography wrote:asking for a friend?

Exposed.

Indecent exposure is typically a small fine and a deferred sentence. This is more serious.

And speaking of serious things: Is Animal Sex Organ better as a band name or an album title?

maybe Ben Chasny should start an alternate band.... Sex Organs Of Admittance.

Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?

RolanK wrote:Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?

Starring Patterson Hood, yes

RolanK wrote:Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?

It would have looked good on a marquee:

Opening Tonight

Horsepussy

I just found out that there was a band called The Butless Chaps. Kind of brings this thread full circle.

IT'S BACK!!!!

It's a good question:

Where Are You Wearing These Assess, Crotchless Flares?

This 95 percent polyester, 5 percent spandex not-quite-chaps-but-chaps-adjacent nightmare can be yours for $22.99, but where would you wear it?

For the shyer among us:

John A Arkansawyer wrote:

but where would you wear it?

Late for church again
Never seem to be on time....


A hundred eyes turn as I enter
Face burnin' as I walk past pews
I can tell they think I'm a sinner
Hear them whisper while I'm watching my shoes

I'm sure we've all been there:

John A Arkansawyer wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:40 pm

For the shyer among us:

that was amazing.

tinnitus photography wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:04 am

that was amazing.

Yeah, it was.

If you wear assess chaps, you must buy this!

‘Why Not?’ Asks New Glossier Ad Introducing Blush For Butt Cheeks

“Butt blush exists now, it’s a thing you can buy, so why the hell not?” reads the digital advertisement, which also asks, “Seriously, who’s gonna stop us?”