• Assless Chaps

Posted: **Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:52 pm**

The Black Canary wrote:you can always get a break away thong,

I learn so many new things here

Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:38 pm**

Beebs wrote:
The Black Canary wrote:you can always get a break away thong,

I learn so many new things here

I may not have a MBA or a JD (yet) but I have picked up a few bits of knowledge along the way

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:14 pm**

Go on, click it. You know you want to.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:10 pm**

It's back!

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:29 pm**

Beebs wrote:Its back!

Fixed that for you.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:41 pm**

I think she's headin' for wrekkr's house...

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:10 pm**

I actually thought of this thread last night when I saw that pic in the NC thread of the guy who blew his ass open with the firecracker.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:49 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:05 am**

oooooh my favourite thread is back!

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:10 am**

Tequila Cowboy wrote:

I think she's headin' for wrekkr's house...

I'm totally going to introduce her to Jennifer Love Hewitt and see what kind of babies they make. Spectacular.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:46 am**

^^^^^^^^^
I love OBL

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:49 am**

Puts a whole new spin on that song "Tits and Ass" from A Chorus Line.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:05 am**

John A Arkansawyer wrote:
Beebs wrote:Its back!

Fixed that for you.

Um.... no.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:02 am**

Beebs wrote:
John A Arkansawyer wrote:
Beebs wrote:Its back!

Fixed that for you.

Um.... no.

Some people are so hard to please. All right, already:

Beebs wrote:Its front!

Does that satisfy you?

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2013 9:27 am**

Because I saw someone post something about assless chaps on FB, and because it appealed to my peculiar sense of humor and because I can I am reviving this thread. You're welcome or I'm sorry, depending on your point of view. Wait a minute, I ain't fucking sorry.

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2013 2:48 pm**

I still say that the term "assless chaps" is repetitive and redundant. All chaps are assless. If they have an ass they are called pants.

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2013 2:55 pm**

pearlysnaps wrote:I still say that the term "assless chaps" is repetitive and redundant. All chaps are assless. If they have an ass they are called pants.

Yes, but that's the beauty of thing isn't it? :lol:

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2013 3:37 pm**

Not as photogenic, but I know a few guys who wear chaps with astonishing regularity.

Posted: **Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:53 pm**

I'm bringing back this thread because dammit it's been that kind of day and I wanna.

Actually the I think the second to the left just isn't wearing any damn pants. I don't see any fucking chaps.

who knew they made assless chaps for dogs?

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:12 am**

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:24 am**

Thanks bovine! I needed that to start my day!

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:29 pm**

Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking

A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff's deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing "a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas," and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.

From the Daily Herald:

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.
Kreft was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender, and bail jumping. He's being held on $2,000 bond and has been ordered to stay away from the barn where his alleged crimes took place.

http://gawker.com/masked-man-wearing-as ... 1674041383

Hmmm. Don't we have a lot of guys from Wisconsin here on 3dd?

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:36 pm**

Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ.

Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:42 pm**

Clams wrote:Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking

A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff's deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing "a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas," and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.

From the Daily Herald:

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.
Kreft was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender, and bail jumping. He's being held on $2,000 bond and has been ordered to stay away from the barn where his alleged crimes took place.

http://gawker.com/masked-man-wearing-as ... 1674041383

Hmmm. Don't we have a lot of guys from Wisconsin here on 3dd?

Wiscy winters last from November thru May now. It wears on a guy.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:48 pm**

cortez the killer wrote:Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ.

Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?

you've never heard the joke about the lawyer with jedi mind powers while picking a jury?

the punch line is.....

well, a good goat will do that for you.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:29 pm**

cortez the killer wrote:Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ.

Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?

I doubt that it happens frequently enough for anyone to specialize in it. I would think your run of the mill criminal attorney could handle it.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:49 pm**

dime in the gutter wrote:you've never heard the joke about the lawyer with jedi mind powers while picking a jury?

the punch line is.....

well, a good goat will do that for you.

Either I'm a little slow today, or we've hit a culture barrier here. Or both.

Clams wrote:I doubt that it happens frequently enough for anyone to specialize in it. I would think your run of the mill criminal attorney could handle it.

Ah, yes. Thank you for clarifying, Clams.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:17 pm**

That's only about 3 hours from where drtpants lives. Just sayin'.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:39 pm**

cortez the killer wrote:Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ.

Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?

asking for a friend?

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:07 pm**

tinnitus photography wrote:
cortez the killer wrote:Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ.

Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?

asking for a friend?

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