This forum is for talking about non-music-related stuff that the DBT fanbase might be interested in. This is not the place for inside jokes and BS. Take that crap to some other board.
Because I saw someone post something about assless chaps on FB, and because it appealed to my peculiar sense of humor and because I can I am reviving this thread. You're welcome or I'm sorry, depending on your point of view. Wait a minute, I ain't fucking sorry.
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
pearlysnaps wrote:I still say that the term "assless chaps" is repetitive and redundant. All chaps are assless. If they have an ass they are called pants.
Yes, but that's the beauty of thing isn't it?
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking
A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff's deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing "a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas," and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.
From the Daily Herald:
He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.
Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.
When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents. Kreft was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender, and bail jumping. He's being held on $2,000 bond and has been ordered to stay away from the barn where his alleged crimes took place.
Clams wrote:Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking
A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff's deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing "a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas," and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.
From the Daily Herald:
He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.
Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.
When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents. Kreft was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender, and bail jumping. He's being held on $2,000 bond and has been ordered to stay away from the barn where his alleged crimes took place.
dime in the gutter wrote:you've never heard the joke about the lawyer with jedi mind powers while picking a jury?
the punch line is.....
well, a good goat will do that for you.
Either I'm a little slow today, or we've hit a culture barrier here. Or both.
Clams wrote:I doubt that it happens frequently enough for anyone to specialize in it. I would think your run of the mill criminal attorney could handle it.
Ah, yes. Thank you for clarifying, Clams.
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