Assless Chaps

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cortez the killer wrote:
tinnitus photography wrote:
cortez the killer wrote:Kreft was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ.

Are there lawyers that specialize in defending clients against such charge?

asking for a friend?

Exposed.


Indecent exposure is typically a small fine and a deferred sentence. This is more serious.

And speaking of serious things: Is Animal Sex Organ better as a band name or an album title?
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In order for their to be a crime called sexual gratification w/ an animal sex organ, there has to be enough behavior that an entire legislature plus a governor thinks there needs to be a law against it. Just sayin'.
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John A Arkansawyer wrote:
cortez the killer wrote:
tinnitus photography wrote:asking for a friend?

Exposed.


Indecent exposure is typically a small fine and a deferred sentence. This is more serious.

And speaking of serious things: Is Animal Sex Organ better as a band name or an album title?



maybe Ben Chasny should start an alternate band.... Sex Organs Of Admittance.
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Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?
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RolanK wrote:Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?


Starring Patterson Hood, yes
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RolanK wrote:Wasn't there once upon a time a band called Horsepussy? Or a duo at least?



It would have looked good on a marquee:

Opening Tonight

Horsepussy
Now it's dark.

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The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be

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I just found out that there was a band called The Butless Chaps. Kind of brings this thread full circle.
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IT'S BACK!!!!

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It's a good question:

Where Are You Wearing These Assess, Crotchless Flares?

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This 95 percent polyester, 5 percent spandex not-quite-chaps-but-chaps-adjacent nightmare can be yours for $22.99, but where would you wear it?
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For the shyer among us:

The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be

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John A Arkansawyer wrote:
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but where would you wear it?


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I'm sure we've all been there:

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John A Arkansawyer wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:40 pm
For the shyer among us:

:lol:

that was amazing.
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tinnitus photography wrote:
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that was amazing.
Yeah, it was. :lol:
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If you wear assess chaps, you must buy this!

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“Butt blush exists now, it’s a thing you can buy, so why the hell not?” reads the digital advertisement, which also asks, “Seriously, who’s gonna stop us?”
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