I Got A Mullet

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I Got A Mullet

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I don't care what anyone says. The mullet is the best hairstyle ever. All the cool rockers had a mullet at one time. Dylan in the sixties, Bowie in the seventies, Lou Reed in the eighties, Rev Matt in the nineties. So I decided to single handedly bring back this oft maligned hairstyle. I went to the mall and had the chick give me a mullet. She never did one before. She was only 20 years old, much to young to have done one back in the day. Needless to say, it is not the best mullet I've ever had. And it will still take a month or two before it really comes down past my shoulders. But the mullet is back!
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Dude, WWOP.
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Business in the front, party in the back


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mullet with a mullet

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Fool No Where wrote:Dude, WWOP.


Hell yeah! Inquiring people want to see!!!
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For the love of all things holy and sacred in this world, I pray to any and all Gods that you are freaking KIDDING ME!!

You were worried about your congregation finding out about you dating a witch, but repurcussions of a mullet hadn't even crossed your mind?
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Cotter wrote:
You were worried about your congregation finding out about you dating a witch, but repurcussions of a mullet hadn't even crossed your mind?

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Cotter wrote:For the love of all things holy and sacred in this world, I pray to any and all Gods that you are freaking KIDDING ME!!

You were worried about your congregation finding out about you dating a witch, but repurcussions of a mullet hadn't even crossed your mind?


3DD hall of fame shit right there, Cotter. :lol:

What if the good Rev and the witch had matching mullets? :mrgreen:
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sactochris wrote:
Duke Silver wrote:Image




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Tequila Cowboy wrote:
Cotter wrote:For the love of all things holy and sacred in this world, I pray to any and all Gods that you are freaking KIDDING ME!!

You were worried about your congregation finding out about you dating a witch, but repurcussions of a mullet hadn't even crossed your mind?


3DD hall of fame shit right there, Cotter. :lol:

What if the good Rev and the witch had matching mullets? :mrgreen:


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It is just a baby mullet right now. The Rev Mattfro was getting too unmanageable, especially since it rained like ten of the past eleven days here. Also, the woman I went to the DBT show with last night has a thing for bald men and doesn't like shaggy hair on guys. Now, she is really nice but I am not going to go Dr. Phil unless things get serious. But I like her to go "all business" in the front and "party in the back." I just didn't walk in front of her last night.
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