My Friend's Plenty of Fish Ad.

[RevMatt]

This woman lives in my town. We share our online dating adventures. She totally friend zoned me. Anyhow, here is her latest ad. Had me laughing.

PLENTY OF FISH IN THIS FISHING HOLE
HOLD ON LET ME GET MY POLE
STILL WAITING FOR A BITE
THIS COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT
ONE GOOD KEEPER IS ALL I ASK
WHY IS THIS DATING STUFF SUCH A TASK?
SO FAR HAD TO THROW YOU ALL BACK
GOOD GUYS ,IS WHAT THIS SITE SEEMS TO LACK
IF YOU ARE OUT THERE PLEASE BITE MY LINE
GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO MAKE YOU MINE
AS I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
I PRAY FOR ONE GOOD FISH TO KEEP LOL

OK LISTEN SO FAR I HAVE ENCOUNTERED
:GUYS WHO LOOK NOTHING LIKE THEIE PICS
GUY WITH ROTTEN GUMS
GUY WITH BLEACH STAINS ON HIS SHIRT
GUYS WHO ARE MEDICATED FOR SOME ISSUES
GUYS WHO ARE ALCHOLICS AND DRUG USERS
GUYS WHO LIE
GUYS WHO TRY TO IMPRESS ME WITH THEIR MONEY
GUY WHO COULD NOT KISS
GUYS WITH FOOT FETISH
GUYS WHO ARE NOT AMERICAN WITH DAMN ACCENTS
GUYS WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH ME BEFORE WE MEET
GUYS WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH ME AFTER MEETING ONE TIME
GUYS WHO DONT LISTEN TO MY PROFILE AS TO WHAT IM NOT INTERESTED IN
IF I SAY WHITE GUYS ONLY PLZ DNT IM ME IF U R NOT WHITE GUY
IF I SAY NO SHAVED HEADS WHY WOULD U BOTHER?
IF I SAY PLS BE TALLER THEN ME WHY WOULD U EMAIL ME IF U R 5 FT
IF I SAY NONSMOKER WHY IM ME WHEN U SMOKE
IF I SAY MUST LIVE IN NJ DNT EMAIL ME IF U R IN NY CA FL AFRICA NIGERIA
HONESTLY GUYS ITS BEYONG ANNOYING AND A WASTE OF TIME
I WOULD LIKE ONE NORMAL WHITE GUY IN NJ WITHOUT MAJOR ISSUES AS STATED ABOVE, IS ANYONE NORMAL ANYMORE? i AM STARTING TO WONDER WTF IS WRONG WITH THE GUYS ON THIS SITE MY TIME IS VALUABLE I DONT WANT IT WASTED SO PLZ DONT MESSAGE ME IF U R NOT WHAT I AM SEEKING. TY

ok listen if u r looking for one ngt stand , friend w benefits,meaningless sex,cougar sex,use of an older woman because u rin your 20's and think u r mature,if u r here to get laid move on do not waste my time or yours im tired of emails from you boytoys , i can't be your mom, i already have 2 kids and i dnt want anyonelse calling me mommy, especially in the damn bedroom lol, so all my sexy boytoys im sorry but this mama is here to true love. ty for your intrest. now all of your older guys pls i prefer a bit younger pls dont tell me how much money u have that means nothing to me i am not for sale even if the price is right lol

[one belt loop]

After reading that, you should be glad you got friend-zoned.

[littlemamma]

and not because of you Matt. it's her. trust me.

[The Black Canary]

I must admit I agree with some of what she put on there. I had a guy state he was 5'10" and he was 5'1" and said it was a typo. I was not pleased, if you lie about something you can not "hide" then what other baloney will follow:

You have no idea how funny the line about foot fetish is almost shot coffee out my button nose!!!!!!!!

[RevMatt]

After reading that, you should be glad you got friend-zoned.

and not because of you Matt. it's her. trust me.

Funny thing is, I meet all of her criteria. I think I might be the guy with bleach stains on his shirt. I can't remember if I wore that t-shirt the day we met at Starbucks. I usually wear a shoddy t-shirt underneath my motorcycle leathers.

One night we were chatting and she totally busted a married guy. She went out with him the night before. They made out in the parking lot. Then the next day he started sexting her. She told him to stop. Then that night she was chatting with me while she was chatting with him. She said, "I think he's married. I know how to find out for sure." She then told him that she didn't feel like sleeping alone that night and asked for his address. All of a sudden he was too tired and he never gave it to her. Busted!

[RevMatt]

Here is another POF ad. This might be the funniest I've ever seen.

Recently I've learned something very important.. I'm too young to date most men my own age!

Non smokers please apply,I'm asthmatic..Can't smooch a smoker!

Before we get started lets be clear I do not date NYPD or FDNY AT ALL !

Seeks decent,tall(over 6Ft please),down to earth,non ebonic/thug,non cross dressing,WHITE,cosmopolitan Paul Bunyan..Ox & flannel are optional

MAYDAY MAYDAY ALL HANDS ON DECK..Killer Amazon needs a job in NJ.. lets think finance department people. A/R,collections, billing, research etc. Finished with making the dreaded commute to Brooklyn. And I can say with much certainty that I hated driving to and thru Brooklyn. Please do not be from Brooklyn lol .. New Jersey dwellers are more than welcome to say hello. Provided you drive lol

I'm a born & bred NYer,with an acerbic wit always looking for the humor in a bad situation. I like mushy kind big tall guys that have a sardonic streak with clean nails & the ability to carry on a good conversation. And just because I've had to spell it out on other first dates..ON A FIRST DATE You're not getting any chachanahnah! And never getting any if you're smelly,the nails are dirty,& if you even think about treating me like your fat chick novelty. Blunt you say? Well yes,yes I am.

Do I really need to say that I only date single men? YOU MUST BE ABSOLUTELY SINGLE!! Know that you like bbws(big beautiful women)be out & proud about it. And don't think for a second that just because I'm a smooch & cuddle kind of a woman I will tolerate being treated/thought of as a hit it & run kind of a hoochie! I'm fat darlings,not desperate. Throw in my recent painful & self esteem draining diagnosis of bilateral lymphadema & you'll know I do not suffer fools easily or gladly.

I'm primarily interested in white SINGLE men. However Shaq & Harrison of the Steelers put a smile on my face.Love a big tall man that can move like that. Big arms & spankable butt put a twinkle in my eye lol And Chris Nunez of Miami Ink & Javier Bardem both make me purr. What can I say I like ink,dark haired & STURDY MUSCULAR latin men with nice eyes & teeth..However the roided orange cheeto boys need to go!

White collar men with blue collar know how turn my head every time. If I know my way around a screw driver more than you do,we will not get along. And I'm not very handy & can be quite the klutz.

I'm 5'11..YES I AM TALL! YES! & yes I value my integrity & my strict quirky criteria for whom I choose to allow in my life. Who said that only men could have a personal standard?

I love road trips & my truck Lola..She's a 98 Ford Explorer w/a V8..SAN FRAN is always a yearning for my hippie chick soul..I can also be found at bookstores..Mostly how to & travel. Music runs the gamut:Stevie Ray Vaughn,Fleetwood,VanHalenVanHagarVanHalen,Billy Squier,Sade,Sheryl Crow,Etta James,Yo Yo Ma,Miles Davis,Chris Botti,Sting,Joe Jackson,Sade,Lenny Kravitz & his pierced nipples,Bon Jovi,lots of 80s hair bands,freestyle,70's disco(stop laughing/smirking)big band & spanish guitar etc

Always been a personal disappointment that I didn't finish my degree. However while I might not be the most intelligent cookie in the box don't be fooled to assume that I am the most trivial.

Ideally I would prefer someone who doesn't have children OR doesn't have children living with them. It's not that I don't like children. I like them very much. I've had some horrible experiences that were more the fault of far too indulgent parents than the children themselves. I don't speak of religion often. I'm a very zen woman. I like peacefulness. I'm strictly a golden rule kind of woman & think we should be awesome to each other..GO RUFUS!..Religion & politics are only two very dangerous subjects when people are intolerant & rigid. Having said that just know that I am pro choice & vote as such being the humane liberal democrat that I am,I wish our country was at peace & don't agree with the choices of the former administration but support & am very grateful to our service men & women,I'm a feminist that loves men,firmly believe in a woman's right to own the porn of her choosing & have full control of her own sexuality,if I do the same job as a man I want the same pay,& last but not least I am proud of the recent choice our country has made. End of politics & religion. If you had any doubt,yes I was able to do that in one breath & I know its a run on sentence.

Not much of a Hamptons person I'd like to think I'm more laid back,so I like the Jersey shore..Just oh so typical,I love the beach during the quiet still times at sunrise & sunset..Notice I didn't say long walks on the beach. Belmar & Spring lake are my favorite places..But so are long drives to SE Vermont(Putney/Brattleboro)& New Hope PA for flea markets,jewelry shopping not to mention the friendly atmosphere & beautiful views..NO I DON'T SKI lol..Once was enough..Even though I have a great love of looking at the water I have a great fear of it as well..I took scuba lessons to over come my fears & lets just say,the aquarium is as close as I'm getting to an underwater adventure.

Not any fear about being straight forward in what I want..I'm looking for the picket fence guy..Had the fun guy..It wasn't that much fun!..Now if I could only swing the white picket fence life in manhattan with an off street parking spot..I like different types of men but I'd just like a sturdy built decent guy..The players/bad boys just pass me by..I'm not a challenge, I'll just set you on fire..I like confident men. Your unnecessary conceit will just bring out the evil in me

I'm going to say the things that as women we are never supposed to admit or let men in on the secret. I have a history, just like you do. I've dated,loved,been in love,had someone adore me and I was never in the commitment mind set. I wanted to do as I chose. I still do. But I want company. I want someone to make "it" better. Now I don't need your money. Hey its nice if you have it. Santa is my favorite fetish after all lol But I want someone that when I'm with you all the noise & utter b.s. is gone & I can breathe. Definitely don't need a man who needs to own, capture me, or wants me to be his court jester or amusement. I don't dance for anyone. And if your idea of loving someone is figuratively watching them twist out on a ledge while you sit back entranced to see what she does next,I am not your woman. I'll let you breathe me in. I want you as intoxicated by who I am as I will be with you. My Mom always said its easier to love a wealthy man. She's right. And money does make things so much easier on a relationship. My Dad was not a financially wealthy man. lol However she loved him from the moment she met him at 19 until his last breath 41 years later. In my mind,a strong heart,humility,decency & kindness aren't given enough attentionFirst DateA drink or coffee for you,hot chocolate for me. Museum,art gallery,outdoor market, street fair or a phenomenal off beat bookstore with an eclectic music department. Anything involving dark chocolate is also a beautiful thing.

I prefer to date from NYC/NJ. Long distance playmates always sound like fun but really don't ever work out. I don't,can't & won't date anyone who doesn't have a license & a vehicle. How else are you getting to me out in the wilds of Staten Island? And I almost never make the first contact even if I think you sound spectacular.

I know I want to meet that kind,decent,tall guy with clean nails & hairy knuckles that don't drag & wants to be with one person..And he shouldn't mind a sardonic,sarcastic(but not hateful/mean),affectionate,sterling addicted amazon..Have you noticed I'm all about the adjectives?..

No enigmatic momma's boys with erectile dysfunction or low sex drives please. The viagra horde & uncut gerkins are also not welcome. Do you want to be in a relationship with a cold fish? Me either!

I have absolutely no interest in being the non kosher big butt shiska,wasp,goddess plaything while you search for your ideal princess to marry. And yes you guys know who you are!!

Know me from aohell/aff ? Come say hi! My profile says 39 but I turned 42

Honestly I just want someone who is on my side for a change. I can walk into any room full of strangers & be perfectly confident. It would be wonderful if there was a face that knew who I was & loved me for/despite my frailties. And if there was someone who didn't get off on playing the emotional bait & SWITCH

Those that sing show tunes in bed, into ren faire & giggle more than I do, please do us both a favor & find yourself a nice boy. And really you shiny happy people frighten the hell out of me!


Its interesting when I get blasted for my profile. My humor is sarcastic & sometimes biting. Usually I stick to my own kind, East coasters since they also have that good heart that you don't get to right away until you get past that wall of sarcasm. I've been known as the serial commitment phobe & I'm trying to change my wicked ways. Where is my thick skinned tall guy with a heart of gold & a slow sexy devilish grin? Tats & pierced nipples welcome. Those without also welcome. But I draw the line at the grills, prince alberts & those missing teeth.

*And for some reason New Jersey men just drive me wild! Must be the Bon Jovi thing*

[one belt loop]

All I can say is that we have very different taste in women!

But you're a good guy and I've got my fingers crossed for you. Now cross yours for me.*














*unless that is too pagan

[beantownbubba]

Thank God i'm married. <shudder>

That first woman should consider herself lucky that anybody would bother. The 2d one's a piece of work; my personal jury's out. That billy squier/bon jovi thing is troublesome, lol. Interesting reference to ren fairs in this context, rev, LOL.

My sympathies and best wishes, Matt.

OBL, u got it going on, girl.

[one belt loop]

Bruno's mom has got it goin' on....

[beantownbubba]

Bruno's mom has got it goin' on....

Bruno, do you remember when i mowed your lawn?
Your mom came out with just a towel on...YOWZA!!

I know you think it's just a fantasy, but a guy can dream, can't he?

[one belt loop]

he IS pretty adorable...but he's neutered, bubba.

[beantownbubba]

he IS pretty adorable...but he's neutered, bubba.

Ummm, i think u kinda sorta misunderstood there. YOU're bruno's mom, are u not? And btw:


EEEEEUUUUWWWWWW, GROSS!!!!!

[The Black Canary]

he IS pretty adorable...but he's neutered, bubba.

Ummm, i think u kinda sorta misunderstood there. YOU're bruno's mom, are u not? And btw:


EEEEEUUUUWWWWWW, GROSS!!!!!

some males are John Waynes, some men are Jimmy Stewarts and some men should just be neutered

[RevMatt]

All I can say is that we have very different taste in women!

But you're a good guy and I've got my fingers crossed for you. Now cross yours for me.*














*unless that is too pagan

No, not too pagan. I just draw the line at all the hoodoo stuff. Unless it is The Hoodoo Gurus.

[one belt loop]

he IS pretty adorable...but he's neutered, bubba.

Ummm, i think u kinda sorta misunderstood there. YOU're bruno's mom, are u not? And btw:


EEEEEUUUUWWWWWW, GROSS!!!!!

[sactochris]

Here is another POF ad. This might be the funniest I've ever seen.

Recently I've learned something very important.. I'm too young to date most men my own age!

Non smokers please apply,I'm asthmatic..Can't smooch a smoker!

Before we get started lets be clear I do not date NYPD or FDNY AT ALL !

Seeks decent,tall(over 6Ft please),down to earth,non ebonic/thug,non cross dressing,WHITE,cosmopolitan Paul Bunyan..Ox & flannel are optional

MAYDAY MAYDAY ALL HANDS ON DECK..Killer Amazon needs a job in NJ.. lets think finance department people. A/R,collections, billing, research etc. Finished with making the dreaded commute to Brooklyn. And I can say with much certainty that I hated driving to and thru Brooklyn. Please do not be from Brooklyn lol .. New Jersey dwellers are more than welcome to say hello. Provided you drive lol

I'm a born & bred NYer,with an acerbic wit always looking for the humor in a bad situation. I like mushy kind big tall guys that have a sardonic streak with clean nails & the ability to carry on a good conversation. And just because I've had to spell it out on other first dates..ON A FIRST DATE You're not getting any chachanahnah! And never getting any if you're smelly,the nails are dirty,& if you even think about treating me like your fat chick novelty. Blunt you say? Well yes,yes I am.

Do I really need to say that I only date single men? YOU MUST BE ABSOLUTELY SINGLE!! Know that you like bbws(big beautiful women)be out & proud about it. And don't think for a second that just because I'm a smooch & cuddle kind of a woman I will tolerate being treated/thought of as a hit it & run kind of a hoochie! I'm fat darlings,not desperate. Throw in my recent painful & self esteem draining diagnosis of bilateral lymphadema & you'll know I do not suffer fools easily or gladly.

I'm primarily interested in white SINGLE men. However Shaq & Harrison of the Steelers put a smile on my face.Love a big tall man that can move like that. Big arms & spankable butt put a twinkle in my eye lol And Chris Nunez of Miami Ink & Javier Bardem both make me purr. What can I say I like ink,dark haired & STURDY MUSCULAR latin men with nice eyes & teeth..However the roided orange cheeto boys need to go!

White collar men with blue collar know how turn my head every time. If I know my way around a screw driver more than you do,we will not get along. And I'm not very handy & can be quite the klutz.

I'm 5'11..YES I AM TALL! YES! & yes I value my integrity & my strict quirky criteria for whom I choose to allow in my life. Who said that only men could have a personal standard?

I love road trips & my truck Lola..She's a 98 Ford Explorer w/a V8..SAN FRAN is always a yearning for my hippie chick soul..I can also be found at bookstores..Mostly how to & travel. Music runs the gamut:Stevie Ray Vaughn,Fleetwood,VanHalenVanHagarVanHalen,Billy Squier,Sade,Sheryl Crow,Etta James,Yo Yo Ma,Miles Davis,Chris Botti,Sting,Joe Jackson,Sade,Lenny Kravitz & his pierced nipples,Bon Jovi,lots of 80s hair bands,freestyle,70's disco(stop laughing/smirking)big band & spanish guitar etc

Always been a personal disappointment that I didn't finish my degree. However while I might not be the most intelligent cookie in the box don't be fooled to assume that I am the most trivial.

Ideally I would prefer someone who doesn't have children OR doesn't have children living with them. It's not that I don't like children. I like them very much. I've had some horrible experiences that were more the fault of far too indulgent parents than the children themselves. I don't speak of religion often. I'm a very zen woman. I like peacefulness. I'm strictly a golden rule kind of woman & think we should be awesome to each other..GO RUFUS!..Religion & politics are only two very dangerous subjects when people are intolerant & rigid. Having said that just know that I am pro choice & vote as such being the humane liberal democrat that I am,I wish our country was at peace & don't agree with the choices of the former administration but support & am very grateful to our service men & women,I'm a feminist that loves men,firmly believe in a woman's right to own the porn of her choosing & have full control of her own sexuality,if I do the same job as a man I want the same pay,& last but not least I am proud of the recent choice our country has made. End of politics & religion. If you had any doubt,yes I was able to do that in one breath & I know its a run on sentence.

Not much of a Hamptons person I'd like to think I'm more laid back,so I like the Jersey shore..Just oh so typical,I love the beach during the quiet still times at sunrise & sunset..Notice I didn't say long walks on the beach. Belmar & Spring lake are my favorite places..But so are long drives to SE Vermont(Putney/Brattleboro)& New Hope PA for flea markets,jewelry shopping not to mention the friendly atmosphere & beautiful views..NO I DON'T SKI lol..Once was enough..Even though I have a great love of looking at the water I have a great fear of it as well..I took scuba lessons to over come my fears & lets just say,the aquarium is as close as I'm getting to an underwater adventure.

Not any fear about being straight forward in what I want..I'm looking for the picket fence guy..Had the fun guy..It wasn't that much fun!..Now if I could only swing the white picket fence life in manhattan with an off street parking spot..I like different types of men but I'd just like a sturdy built decent guy..The players/bad boys just pass me by..I'm not a challenge, I'll just set you on fire..I like confident men. Your unnecessary conceit will just bring out the evil in me

I'm going to say the things that as women we are never supposed to admit or let men in on the secret. I have a history, just like you do. I've dated,loved,been in love,had someone adore me and I was never in the commitment mind set. I wanted to do as I chose. I still do. But I want company. I want someone to make "it" better. Now I don't need your money. Hey its nice if you have it. Santa is my favorite fetish after all lol But I want someone that when I'm with you all the noise & utter b.s. is gone & I can breathe. Definitely don't need a man who needs to own, capture me, or wants me to be his court jester or amusement. I don't dance for anyone. And if your idea of loving someone is figuratively watching them twist out on a ledge while you sit back entranced to see what she does next,I am not your woman. I'll let you breathe me in. I want you as intoxicated by who I am as I will be with you. My Mom always said its easier to love a wealthy man. She's right. And money does make things so much easier on a relationship. My Dad was not a financially wealthy man. lol However she loved him from the moment she met him at 19 until his last breath 41 years later. In my mind,a strong heart,humility,decency & kindness aren't given enough attentionFirst DateA drink or coffee for you,hot chocolate for me. Museum,art gallery,outdoor market, street fair or a phenomenal off beat bookstore with an eclectic music department. Anything involving dark chocolate is also a beautiful thing.

I prefer to date from NYC/NJ. Long distance playmates always sound like fun but really don't ever work out. I don't,can't & won't date anyone who doesn't have a license & a vehicle. How else are you getting to me out in the wilds of Staten Island? And I almost never make the first contact even if I think you sound spectacular.

I know I want to meet that kind,decent,tall guy with clean nails & hairy knuckles that don't drag & wants to be with one person..And he shouldn't mind a sardonic,sarcastic(but not hateful/mean),affectionate,sterling addicted amazon..Have you noticed I'm all about the adjectives?..

No enigmatic momma's boys with erectile dysfunction or low sex drives please. The viagra horde & uncut gerkins are also not welcome. Do you want to be in a relationship with a cold fish? Me either!

I have absolutely no interest in being the non kosher big butt shiska,wasp,goddess plaything while you search for your ideal princess to marry. And yes you guys know who you are!!

Know me from aohell/aff ? Come say hi! My profile says 39 but I turned 42

Honestly I just want someone who is on my side for a change. I can walk into any room full of strangers & be perfectly confident. It would be wonderful if there was a face that knew who I was & loved me for/despite my frailties. And if there was someone who didn't get off on playing the emotional bait & SWITCH

Those that sing show tunes in bed, into ren faire & giggle more than I do, please do us both a favor & find yourself a nice boy. And really you shiny happy people frighten the hell out of me!


Its interesting when I get blasted for my profile. My humor is sarcastic & sometimes biting. Usually I stick to my own kind, East coasters since they also have that good heart that you don't get to right away until you get past that wall of sarcasm. I've been known as the serial commitment phobe & I'm trying to change my wicked ways. Where is my thick skinned tall guy with a heart of gold & a slow sexy devilish grin? Tats & pierced nipples welcome. Those without also welcome. But I draw the line at the grills, prince alberts & those missing teeth.

*And for some reason New Jersey men just drive me wild! Must be the Bon Jovi thing*

Talk about an exhausting list of criteria you have to measure up against. I'm so glad I'm married.

[The Black Canary]

I find her ad to be funny, quirky and witty. This is a woman who just simply has had enough and is not going to take it just because she is fat!!! Obese people seem to be the last non-legally procted race in the country. People think they can say and/or do anything to someone who is obese.

It is much more difficult for a woman than a man (trust me you do not want to argue this point with me!!!) As a woman she has every right to ask for what she wants!!!! All woman do, other than a few items I am not sure what she meant by I agree with a good amount of it!!!

You get burned once too often you are going to make DAMN SURE, you get exactly what you want next time!!!! Or just pack your shovel and pail and get the hell out of her sandbox!!!!


Obese woman are not desperate and there are predetors out there who chase these woman because they feel an obese woman will take anything she can get. Sorry A**HATS that is very wrong.

But if she looked like Angelina, Sophia, or whoever is your fantasty lady was her list would be worth working for, for some it would be.

I find it funny that men seem to have such opinions about what a woman wants, try putting together a list of your wants if you had to go back out there see what you come up with.

[sactochris]

I find her ad to be funny, quirky and witty. This is a woman who just simply has had enough and is not going to take it just because she is fat!!! Obese people seem to be the last non-legally procted race in the country. People think they can say and/or do anything to someone who is obese.

It is much more difficult for a woman than a man (trust me you do not want to argue this point with me!!!) As a woman she has every right to ask for what she wants!!!! All woman do, other than a few items I am not sure what she meant by I agree with a good amount of it!!!

You get burned once too often you are going to make DAMN SURE, you get exactly what you want next time!!!! Or just pack your shovel and pail and get the hell out of her sandbox!!!!


Obese woman are not desperate and there are predetors out there who chase these woman because they feel an obese woman will take anything she can get. Sorry A**HATS that is very wrong.

But if she looked like Angelina, Sophia, or whoever is your fantasty lady was her list would be worth working for, for some it would be.

I find it funny that men seem to have such opinions about what a woman wants, try putting together a list of your wants if you had to go back out there see what you come up with.

You make many excellent points. Women face much more scrutiny in regards to personal appearance. I say that as a big guy who is married to a very sexy larger woman. The thing I found the most interesting was when she stated that she wouldn't be interested in a guy who was wasn't circumcised. Now certainly everyone is allowed to have their own personal preferences, but when I read her ad I thought to myself, so the guy could meet all her other criteria, but If he has an anteater peter he isn't going to make the grade. What if he was born in mainland Europe? It seems like that by being so rigid that she is limiting herself. I mean obviously some things aren't negotiable. I just don't think having a foreskin should preclude a guy from consideration, especially if you have such an exhausting set of standards. You are right about the ad being very funny and witty. Fair play to her for that.

[RevMatt]

I actually chatted and exchanged emails with the woman who posted the second ad because I thought it was so funny. I asked her about the uncircumcised guys. She said that, in her experience, the uncircumcised don't want to use condoms and she always practices safe sex. Though, the funniest line in the whole ad was directed at Jewish guys, who invented circumcism.

I have absolutely no interest in being the non kosher big butt shiska,wasp,goddess plaything while you search for your ideal princess to marry. And yes you guys know who you are!!

I told her that I always thought "big butt shiska, wasp, goddess plaything" and "ideal princess to marry" were synonyms.

[beantownbubba]

I told her that I always thought "big butt shiska, wasp, goddess plaything" and "ideal princess to marry" were synonyms.

You don't speak Jewish, do you Rev?

I have zero factual information or experience to rely on, but i find it difficult to believe that willingness to wear condoms breaks down along un/circumcised lines. Just another in a long series of what I would consider to be over generalizations and stereotypes in her ad. But hey, she knows what she wants, so if she wants to shrink the pool of fish, have at it.

[The Black Canary]

I find it rather interesting that uncircumcised wanker is a point of contention for some. This became a regular non-Jewish practice around the 60s. My second husband wasn't and to say the least I had never seen one un-done before. But we are all entitled to what we like or do not like in regards to all points of cosmetic appreciation. Here we have guys who like boobs, butts, legs, red head and share their likes freely.

This woman prefers, a high and tight so to speak down below. Good for he she knows what she wants, she probably is just tired of kissing frogs and wants her prince charming as she wants him.