It's not music, mostly, but it is music related, and a figure beloved by pretty much everyone on this board comes into play about half way through. Thus I give you:
As we ready ourselves for the next season of Adventure Zone, we’ve got some special programming lined up for you! The first is this: Our live show from this past summer, live at the Ryman Theater in Nashville! It’s a country western space opera, or, if you will: A Space Opry. Enjoy!
The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be