If someone's life just implodes in every way possible, completely goes to shit in every fucked-up, dysfunctional way, which is worse: To be in a Drive-By Truckers song or a Hold Steady song?

DBT. In Hold Steady songs, they usually have at least a little fun before everything goes to hell. In the DBT universe it's often just hell from the get-go.

DBT. At least there is a chance of some hood rat action with THS

Good question: Hold Steady dysfunction seems to be the self-induced result of drugs, youth, and pussy. While DBT dysfunction, on the other hand, seems to come from alcohol, middle age, and pussy. So, yeah.

scotto wrote:Good question: Hold Steady dysfunction seems to be the self-induced result of drugs, youth, and pussy. While DBT dysfunction, on the other hand, seems to come from alcohol, middle age, and pussy. So, yeah.

Further evidence that pussy is, in fact, undefeated.

cortez the killer wrote:

scotto wrote:Good question: Hold Steady dysfunction seems to be the self-induced result of drugs, youth, and pussy. While DBT dysfunction, on the other hand, seems to come from alcohol, middle age, and pussy. So, yeah.

Further evidence that pussy is, in fact, undefeated.

And leads to misery and trouble.

In case you were wondering, this all worked out just like you'd expect.

cortez the killer wrote:

scotto wrote:Good question: Hold Steady dysfunction seems to be the self-induced result of drugs, youth, and pussy. While DBT dysfunction, on the other hand, seems to come from alcohol, middle age, and pussy. So, yeah.

Further evidence that pussy is, in fact, undefeated.

In consideration for post of the year!