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littlemamma wrote:Hey Soul Sister by Train.
I feel like it took part of my soul and crapped on it and called it music.


I can think of quite a few Train (the band) songs that give me the same feeling.
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Train could possibly be the worst band in history, they're like air supply only worse.
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Luthier Justin wrote:
Train could possibly be the worst band in history, they're like air supply only worse.


Worthy contenders, but Supertramp was even worse.
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WARNING: Do not watch the entire video!

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LuthierJustin wrote:Train could possibly be the worst band in history, they're like air supply only worse.


There first album is pretty solid. Has a good "alt-country" sound. After that, it went all downhill, and fast.
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Disco Duck!!!! Makes me feel the pain of natural child birth!!!! without drugs!!! with 30 hours of labor OMG
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I dunno about worst ever, but damn...
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My six year old loves that Stuck Like Glue song. Loves it.

I can't stand Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love. Nails. On. A. Chalkboard.
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Here's my pick. Gawd I hate this song.

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so what is it like living with your mommy again BWAHAHAHAHAH
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never going back wrote:I can't stand Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love. Nails. On. A. Chalkboard.


how about Sonic Youth doing it? :D
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tinnitus photography wrote:
never going back wrote:I can't stand Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love. Nails. On. A. Chalkboard.


how about Sonic Youth doing it? :D


Nope. Still sucks.

Maybe if Kim G dressed up like one of those Robert Palmer girls. But probably not.
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Beebs wrote:
tinnitus photography wrote:
never going back wrote:I can't stand Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love. Nails. On. A. Chalkboard.


how about Sonic Youth doing it? :D


Nope. Still sucks.

Maybe if Kim G dressed up like one of those Robert Palmer girls. But probably not.


I concur. Still terrible. I was a Robert Palmer girl for Halloween one year though.
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rubs me like sandpaper!!!! I would do anything to never hear this on the radio again!!!!
so what is it like living with your mommy again BWAHAHAHAHAH
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Every year here in Raleigh we have an event where local bands cover other bands. This year it goes back to King's after being hosted by Tir Na nOg during the years when King's was closed. At the last Raleigh Undercover, a band named River City Ransom performed as Meatloaf. When Meatloaf was new I could kind of understand the appeal but even that seemed to wear very thin extremely quickly. Well, let me just say that despite my disdain for Meatloaf that River City Ransom absolutely nailed him. There were lots of highlights that weekend: Bright Young Things as Bowie, Free Electric State as The Pixies, Lonnie Walker as Talking Heads, etc. but River City Ransom as Meatloaf blew everyone away. I didn't suddenly become a Meatloaf fan after that but I did learn to appreciate them/him in a way I never did before.
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Meat Loaf is like DBT compared to this drivel:
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Slipkid42 wrote:Meat Loaf is like DBT compared to this drivel:

true but the beard is smoking!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PeterJ wrote:
LuthierJustin wrote:Train could possibly be the worst band in history, they're like air supply only worse.


There first album is pretty solid. Has a good "alt-country" sound. After that, it went all downhill, and fast.


Someone on another board (I hate to say which one) said DBT reminded them of Train. I believe this is around the same time one review compared Patterson's voice to Don Henley's. I'm thinking this was the Southern Rock Opera era before Jason joined the band.
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Smitty wrote:

I dunno about worst ever, but damn...



The funny thing about pop country is that everytime the worst song ever comes on, a song that's even worse comes on 10 minutes later.
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this song is probably the main reason why I'm rarely found in a bar.

worst song ever.
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littlemamma wrote:Muskrat Love or
Afternoon Delight


Put an * by AD. Afternoon Delight as performed by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman should be an exception.
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Patman wrote:The funny thing about pop country is that everytime the worst song ever comes on, a song that's even worse comes on 10 minutes later.

This should be on a bumper sticker.
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scotto wrote:WARNING: Do not watch the entire video!

Gimme dat Christian side hug, yo!



I made it to 2:02. The unfortunate thing for those kids is: GOD is going to slam the gates of heaven on them when they enter for that nonsense.
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Tom Arico is inmotherfuckingcredible.

My vote goes to You Had A Bad Day, beating out You're Beautiful in a photo finish.
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